Crave Page #5

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in his crimson wake.

I have heard no such lies.

Only glorious praise of his

spirited defence

of the South

and all she holds dear!

Perhaps the purest

truth is more obtuse

than either one of us could

possibly fathom.

When you realize

that a soul cannot be owned,

when you realize that a man's

spirit cannot be contained,

only then will The South

know true freedom.

Only then will our shackles and

chains be cast away,

and we will be...

one nation...

under God.

So what do

you think so far?

So far, it's like a

nightmare that won't end.

No? Why?

What do you think of it?

It's...

okay.

I mean, I dunno,

I kinda like it.

Jesus, Virginia,

what do you like about it?

I don't know.

I know these people.

Yeah, I wouldn't

brag about that.

Come on, why don't we just

get out of here?

You can if you want.

Oh, sh*t.

I cannot

control the lustful demons

that reside in my heart,

and I must make my intentions

known to my dear Emily

before I leave for battle!

For the human heart cannot be

contained by fickle decorum!

Oh, fickle, my dickle!

I mean, really!

Who cares?

Uh, my love...

for my sweet, sweet Emily

is ever-green!

I shall find a new interest

to capture her heart.

It will neither be easily

breached nor...

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I f***ed up yesterday.

What happened?

Virginia.

I think I blew it.

That was fast.

Yeah, I know.

So, what happened?

God, I'd had

a really, really...

a really bad day.

I can't sleep,

I can't-- I can't...

think.

I can't...

f***in' talk,

you know?

I-I got f***in' shot at!

Wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait...

Where was this?

Uh, it's nothin'.

You didn't tell me this?

It's not even

the worst part.

She-- she takes me to this play

her friends are putting on,

and it was terrible.

I mean, her friends

are f***ing terrible.

And so I say,

"Who cares?"

To her?

To everyone.

- Jesus.

- Yeah.

I don't know

what's going on with me.

Everything seems

to be all great,

and it's like

I can't control

all this internal sh*t

that's goin' on!

But here's the thing:

I don't know if I want to.

I'm not sure you

want to hear this, but...

you're kind of like

Mr. Magoo.

Just as you're about to walk

blindly into a river,

a log floats by, you step on it,

and it saves you.

No.

No, no, Pete.

I'm not blind,

I know what I am.

I just don't know

how to...

how to make it...

fit.

Well, get over it!

It's rainin' $50 bills

and you're mopin' around

'cause it ain't

rainin' hundreds?

You want another one?

Ah, go on.

Two frogs are sittin'

on a log,

one of them decides

to jump off.

How many frogs are left?

One.

No.

Two, dopey.

One of them

just decides to jump.

It's about takin' action.

Don't you listen to

the sh*t they say in here?

Yeah.

Sh*t, I don't know.

Maybe.

I don't know.

Lookin' back on my life,

if I was going

to decide

to do anything

differently...

I wouldn't have

f***in' worried so much.

Yeah.

Yeah, you're right.

It'll be okay.

No.

It is okay.

Right now.

Hey, you f***ed up.

So what?

Go apologize to her.

Take action.

That one.

Ah!

That one is $3,000.

It's an antique.

Hold up.

Wait, wait, wait,

Virginia. I--

Don't make

this weird, okay?

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I can't accept that.

The other night...

It just slipped out.

I know.

It's okay.

Hey, do you wanna, uh,

do you wanna go somewhere?

Do you wanna get

a bite to eat, or...?

I can't.

I-- I have to be somewhere.

Wait.

I don't know what it is.

I don't-- I just do stupid

things around you.

You know, you make me feel like

a kid or somethin', you know?

It's just I-I care

about you so much.

More and more

every time I see you.

Yeah...

I think I'm starting

to go the other way.

No.

What?

No!

Virginia, we're havin'

a great time!

Look...

I-I don't know you.

I don't know

what I'm doing,

and, uh, I need some time

to figure things out.

I just know that lately

every time you touch me

it creeps me out.

Like you're objectifying me,

like I'm your sex toy

or something.

Like you're using me.

Wow.

I'm sorry.

I...

Objectifying you?

Yeah.

I don't understand.

So all this...

All this negative stuff

that you're saying about me,

was this before or--

or after that time that you,

uh, asked me

to cum in your mouth?

I can't talk to you

about this right now.

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Hey man, can I bum?

Come on.

Hey, man.

Hey, you got anything?

Come on, I just need

a little bum.

Please?

It's cool.

It's cool.

Nice sled.

Nice, really.

I want you to know...

forever...

I want you to know,

I want you to know...

I want you to know...

Hey, hey, hey!

Come on!

You think I don't know

about you

and that f***in' queer

you're seeing?

I'm not f***ing seeing--

You f***in' b*tch!

You don't f***in'

even know!

Oh my God, and she falls!

My God, what a drama queen!

You don't think I know about you

and that f***in' f*ggot?

F***!

I love you, sweetheart!

Please, please,

please hurry!

I got a surprise.

You need anything?

Just my cock in your mouth.

Bye, sexy!

Bye.

Hurry home!

Hold on.

Ravey?

Uh, no, it's Ravi.

What's goin' on, man?

Yeah, um,

we need to talk.

I gotta--

Oh, okay.

Look, I just need

to talk to you.

Sh*t!

What are doin'?

Put your arms down.

I'm not gonna hurt you, man.

I'm just-- I wanna

say my piece and leave.

I'm not a--

I'm not a bad guy, all right?

I'm just...

Are you baking a cake?

Yeah.

Uh...

It's the, uh-- it's the

girlfriend's, uh, birthday, man.

She's actually

gonna come back soon.

What, it's her birthday?

She didn't...

Yeah. Look, hey,

what do you want, man?

I mean, you said you want

to talk about somethin'?

Is that a f***in'

thumb ring?

Are you f***in'

kidding me?

Yeah, here.

You can have it, man.

Please, just give me

a second to think, here.

Just give me a...

a second.

Okay.

All right.

Okay.

You treated her like sh*t.

You did.

You treated her like sh*t,

and I saw it.

And I mean, I get it.

She's young, and-- and a girl

like that can drive you crazy.

But she's special,

she's different.

She's not like the rest.

I loved her.

I did.

I loved her.

Maybe...

too much.

Maybe I scared her off.

I don't know.

Okay.

I just wanted you to know

that from now on...

forever...

that whenever

you kiss her...

that's me you're tasting.

No?

Nothin'?

That's okay.

I see it.

And that's why I came here

so I could see that look

on your f***in' face.

What the f*** are you doing?

F*** you!

Give me the f***in' gun!

Let go of

the f***ing gun!

I said I wasn't

gonna hurt you!

Let go!

All right, listen to me!

Aah!

Oh, Jesus f***, man!

What the f***

did I tell you, dumb sh*t?

Let go!

I was about to leave!

I was gonna

say my piece and...

Are you okay?

What?

Oh, you f***ing idiot.

What did you do?

Oh, my God!

What did you f***ing do?

Oh, sh*t, sh*t,

sh*t, sh*t!

I told you to let go

of the f***ing gun,

and you didn't let

go of the f***ing gun!

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