Crazy in the Noodle Page #4

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not answering, sir.

Something's wrong.

It's fine.

-Oh, be quiet.

She already acts like a celebrity.

She is one.

-But on the night of the premire.

I'll call her myself.

Do you have an invitation?

-No, but I have a pass.

Get lost!

No, sir we're full.

-We don't need you.

Sir, have you no manners?

-Listen to what we're saying.

Darling, I'm glad to see you.

Don't you remember me? What's wrong?

If you knew what happened to me...

-Do you still want to die?

No, not anymore.

-Well then?

The last night we saw each other

I found someone...

...who'll kill me.

-Just tell him you changed...

...your mind.

-I don't know where he is.

What's your killer's name?

-Mr Amde.

I don't know him. What's he like?

-A beanpole.

What's that, honey?

Weak.

-Weak? Don't worry then.

Pierre, Caroline has arrived.

-Excuse me.

Go to your friends.

I'll keep an eye on you.

It's a shame.

I like him.

May I?

-Yes, of course.

It's my pleasure.

We're full!

Can't you read?

-Can you?

Promising!

Angelo, nice of you to come.

Yes, sure.

Is he here?

Yes, he's here.

You're not going to kill him, are you?

Stay out of it.

Quickly, Miss.

You're on in 4 minutes

I'm nervous.

-What about me?

Everything's alright.

-What's alright?

Amde.

-Amde?

I'll explain later.

We have to get rid of the body.

The body?

Open up!

I'm suffocating!

We already have 5 interviews

for tomorrow morning.

And three radio recordings.

It's fantastic.

Well?

-Delighted.

Gentlemen, to your health.

Do you come here often?

-No.

Do you go out often?

-Like everybody.

The good life.

-You can say that again.

Mr Cousin, good news for you.

-Impossible.

Mr Tony says the deal's on.

What?

What are you waiting for?

-I'm waiting for a customer.

Stop wasting time.

Don't say that, Mr. Emile.

You own a factory?

-No.

Fruit and vegetables?

-Totally wrong.

Pigs?

-If you say so.

I'll have two words

with you later.

For the picture, Mr Cousin.

Smile, man. You're not

at a funeral.

Do you own a shop?

-No, not really.

I'm really in homicide.

That's strange.

We don't know you.

I'm an inspector.

-Ah.

You're...

-Yes, hush.

I'm on a secret job.

-Ah, you're...

An official matter.

I have to present a medal...

Ah, that sounds better.

Champagne!

Ah no...

-Yes, my treat.

Well then...

Do you have an invitation?

-No, I don't...

I do have... ehm...

-Come in, sir.

That's gonna be something.

Is Mr Cousin present?

-Mr Cousin?

Of course, sir, of course.

You're Mr Amde?

-I'm rather well known.

Give me that.

-Please.

One moment.

What should I do with him?

-I don't know.

Give me your number and

I'll come and pick him up.

Ah, it's beautiful.

-It sure is.

This is really beautiful music.

-It reminds me of a Sunday.

I'm really impressed.

-Stupid woman.

Your music gets to me.

Pierre, we'll go on stage.

-Wait. I'll be right back.

Number 112, quickly.

-But...

This is the most quiet spot

in the entire building.

But Pierre...

-Excuse me.

Mr Amde...

-Good evening, Miss.

Come in.

Ah, my dear, I'd want to...

-This isn't the moment.

They want to kill Pierre.

-Kill?

We have to tell the police.

I had a hard time finding you.

But I wanted to return the money to you.

It would have been bad luck.

Did you see Pierre?

-No.

They're going to kill him.

-Did you hear that?

No problem, I can take more pictures.

-This will be good.

Are you going to treat me like an

idiot for much longer?

If I were you, I'd pay...

I'm glad I didn't

accept to kill you.

Such a composer. Your music

makes me cry.

The rhythm is perfect.

-Enough of that.

How much for hitting me twice?

-You hit him?

Yes.

-And you ask money for it?

For being hit?

-Stay out of it.

Shame on you!

You should thank him.

Stupid fool. You should be proud

that this man hit you.

The great composer.

-He clearly didn't hit you.

Me? I'd have been proud.

-If you'd like...

See, he hit me too.

It's nothing among friends.

Give me another one?

-Of course.

He really hit me there.

Understood?

Anybody who touches this man,

is dead, understood?

He'll pay for it.

Take pictures.

Do you know an exit?

-Trust me. Let's go.

That way.

Excuse me, Mr Director.

Don't move anymore.

Smile.

It's this way.

The bottle, please.

Another bottle.

The complete package...

striptease...

Pictures, pictures, pictures.

We're safe.

We can get to the exit.

We're awarding you this medal

because you saved Caroline.

You were very brave.

You've proven to be

a good citizen.

I have the authority and it is

my pleasure to give you this medal.

I'm very happy to present to you this

medal, awarded for great courage.

Excuse me.

My dear Pierre.

That's good.

Another one for me.

Excuse me.

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