Crazy on the Outside Page #9

Synopsis: A recently paroled ex-con who has trouble adjusting to the wacky normalcy of life outside of prison. He has spent the last three years behind bars after getting caught committing a crime and taking the rap for his much more dangerous pal.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Tim Allen
Production: Freestlye Releasing
 
IMDB:
5.5
Metacritic:
21
Rotten Tomatoes:
8%
PG-13
Year:
2010
96 min
$64,438
Website
201 Views


Don't go with him.

Listen to me.

Tommy, I'm not messing around.

Look for him on milk cartons.

Hey, hey!

Hey!

Are you all right?

Yeah.

Come on.

I'm all right.

Come on. Let's go.

Yeah.

[ires Screech]

Excuse me.

ey, ngela. Angela, look.

I know you don't want me here,

but I'm just here to help.

- What can I do to help find him?

- [Ethan] Hey.

elp you find the kid.

[Panting]

You found him.

Well, I was worried.

I was really worried.

Where'd you go last night?

Sizzler.

You ran away to a buffet?

Wait, nobody ran away.

e didn't run away

and just come back?

No.

- Didn't you call my sister

and say he ran away?

- No.

- I was held up.

- You got engaged.

- If I could bring her back, I would.

- She dumped you, ommy.

- Simone didn't make it.

- Letter writing was just more

than I could handle.

- So I killed her.

- Ethan's missing!

uh. My sister.

My sister-

[Laughs]

Should be hospitalized.

Viki told me Ethan had run away

so that I would come back here.

Why?

Why? Maybe she eats

too much bran.

Well, because she's insane.

And she probably

should be locked up.

I was worried.

I'm glad you're safe.

And I should go.

I'm sorry to bother you.

hank you.

If we hurry

I can make Cooper's

soccer game.

I knew you wouldn't

go with Gray.

Yeah?

You wanna know how I knew?

'Cause you're a good guy.

I hate you.

It'll pass.

I have to go back up there.

You knew that too,

didn't you?

See if they wanna

come for meat loaf.

[Knocking]

ey. Can I talk to you

for a minute?

Mm-hmm.

[Door Closes]

Um, listen. I know

you're scared, ngela.

nd-

I'm not the guy

that went into prison.

I'm the man that came out.

here's-

A bad man doesn't go

to a Little League baseball game...

or feel the way I felt

when I thought something

was wrong here.

here's nothing bad

about how I feel about you.

Well, you're

a good man, om.

But maybe that's

what I'm afraid of.

[Sighs]

[ommy]

Hey, Viki, we're here.

Everyone,

Ethan and Angela.

Hi. I'm Viki.

Oh! So glad you're here.

Me too.

Come in. Come in.

Hey, you.

You like meat loaf?

Oh, yeah.

Yo. Cooper.

Ethan.

ow do you do?

I'm Ed, Ethan.

Nice to meet you. Hi.

- i. ngela.

- hat's our daughter, lex.

Nice to meet you.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

I'm Cooper.

Nice to meet you.

Hi, Cooper.

Uh, I can take that.

Oh, great.

- And this is Grandma.

- [Grandma]

Oh, lovely to meet you.

[Ed]

I'm goin' back to work.

Well, this all worked out.

You see how a little white lie

can be good?

[Grandma]

You're Angela.

[Kissing]

Oh, you have been

so wonderful to ommy.

I don't know how

he could do without you.

Oh, well, thank you,

but he's done all the hard work.

And you should be

very proud of your mommy.

I don't know how someone decides

to become a grief counselor,

but thank you.

Oh. Grief counselor?

Oh, enough about grief.

Grief, schmief.

I say, good grief, let's eat.

Well, I think you must have me

confused with someone else.

I'm ommy's probation officer.

Mm-hmm.

But-

Well, he had to see me

when he got out ofjail.

ommy was in jail?

[Guitar Intro]

[Soul]

Come here, Mama

and dig this crazy scene

hanks again for everything, ommy.

You've been real good to us.

Anybody else might have hit us

in the head with a shovel.

Oh, yeah.

e's doing that big thing...

for you... right now.

Not a good idea. I'm tired.

[Clapping]

ey, get back in line.

Get back in line.

Big hands, Edgar.

Big hands.

Big jazz hands.

here you go, two-steppin'.

Yeah, yeah.

Get your ears into it.

You're kickin', yeah.

Oh, the spin. here you go.

ey, get back

on your toes.

I like that move.

here you- Oh.

Yeah, the-

the wiggle-waggle.

I like that too.

here you go.

[Laughs]

Yeah, hump it out.

here you go.

Hump it out. Hump it out.

[Man]

Papa's got a brand-new bag

Oh, Papa

He's doing the Jerk

Papa

He's doing the Jerk

e's doing the Twist

just like this

He's doing the Fly

every day and every night

he thing's

Like the Boomerang

Hey

Come on

ey, hey

Come on

ey, hey

Says he's uptight

Outta sight

Come on

See what you know

Come on

[Ends]

[Synthesizer Dance Pop]

[Woman]

Please don't start to wonder why

You know I love you

Would I lie to you

I don't know what I'm gonna do

Should I put all my faith in you

Believe what you say is true

Cross my heart and hope to die

I'm just lookin'

here's nothing cookin'

Please don't start to wonder why

You know I love you

You know I love you

Cross my heart and hope to die

I'm just lookin'

here's nothing cookin'

Please don't start to wonder why

You know I love you

Would I lie to you

[Ends]

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