Crazy on the Outside Page #8

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Oh, you're gonna love this.

[Muttering]

[Engine Not urning Over]

Great. Come on. Come on!

[Gasps]

[orn Honking]

[ires Screech]

[Horn Honking]

We have got to order

from them.

[Horn Honking]

So who's ommy?

What the hell is going on?

I am sorry, honey.

It's complicated.

I can explain.

My God. Look at

the size of that thing.

[Knocking]

Is that him?

I didn't hear anything.

e's here? e's here?

his a**hole's here?

Is that what you're telling me?

- Son of a- Son of a b*tch!

- Christy. Christy.

I've gotta get that ring back.

Hey! Hey!

All right, stop, stop, stop.

Don't. No, no, don't.

L- I love him.

What?

Well, I love both of you.

Yeah, but, um, I don't love you.

Oh. Well, in that case

maybe I just love Frank.

hat's it. You come-

No, stop, stop, stop, stop.

What about the ring?

It was stolen.

I don't care.

It was magnificent.

Enough. Come here.

No, no.

Oh!

[Groaning]

Listen. I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to do that.

I wasn't gonna hit you.

o be honest, Frank, there's no way

I could have known that.

[Labored Speech]

hat's a good point. Ice.

Get him some ice.

Here, right here.

Thanks.

Or a bag of frozen vegetables

are even better.

[Groaning]

ry to breathe through it.

Breathe through it. Breathe.

Breathe. Just breathe.

Look, put the peas

on his nuts.

[Gasps]

Okay, I'm so confused.

No, you're not confused.

You love this guy.

I'm just a complication

from your past. Frank, you have

nothing to worry about with me.

I'm gonna get out of your lives.

Because Christy,

she's crazy about you.

Christy?

It's true. It's true, Frank.

I do love you and only you.

I know that now.

- Baby.

- Listen, guys.

I hate to interrupt, but I gotta go.

- ommy?

- [Moans]

[Whispering]

What about the weekend thing?

[Whispering]

I don't think so, but thanks anyway.

[Gasps]

[Mouthing Words]

[Sighs]

Angela.

[Knocks]

Angela.

I got it back.

All right. I'll call the judge.

Good night, ommy.

ey. Wait a minute.

No, please.

It's been a long day.

Angela.

his had nothing to do with me.

You gotta know that.

Okay. It wasn't you.

I've gotta go.

Wait a second.

I hired those two idiots.

hat's my fault. hat's it.

- ey.

- II right, Ethan, get back in bed.

- Now!

- [Grunts]

Okay. I screwed up.

I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

I just want things to be

whatever we were gonna be.

I can't. I thought I could.

I wanted to. But I can't.

Why not?

I can't get even a little bit close

to someone like you.

I mean, the ring, those guys.

here'll always

be trouble in your life,

and I don't need anymore.

L-I just have enough of my own.

This isn't right, Angela.

Please, ommy.

If you care about us,

leave us alone.

I thought when

somebody says they're sorry,

you're supposed to forgive them.

- Well, this is different.

- ow? e said he was sorry.

e's not coming

around anymore, is he?

[Crying]

You know how

I'm always busting your chops

about your dumb ideas...

and all the big things

you wanna do for ommy?

Yeah. Yeah,

it really hurts sometimes.

[Dance Pop]

Well, this time you were right.

Jacking that ring was

the most thoughtful thing

you've ever done.

You see, I just want people

to be happy.

Well, he and Christy

are gonna be real happy.

You think they're gonna

invite us to the wedding?

Without question.

We'll be the best man.

I'm telling you, Edgar.

What you did for ommy...

is gonna turn everything

around for him.

[Siren Wails]

[Man On P.A.]

Pull the vehicle

to the side of the road.

[Grunts]

I was bringing it back.

Who would steal this piece of sh*t?

[Camera Shutter Clicks]

[Camera Shutter Clicking]

[Camera Shutter Clicks]

[Rings]

ello?

[Beeps]

[Line Ringing]

ey. I think I might need

a little help.

Zelda.

[Doors Open]

[Door Slides, Clicks]

[Buzzer Sounds]

Let's get outta here.

[Vehicle Doors Closing]

[Vehicle Engine Revving]

What am I supposed to tell

my probation officer?

I am so screwed.

You won't tell her anything.

It never happened.

Yeah?

No record.

No paper. No trace.

he desk sergeant owes me.

For real?

For real.

Aren't you the man.

hanks. I mean it. hanks.

And I'm back in.

Really?

Yeah, I'm back in.

[Chuckles]

[Engine Stops]

ommy. ommy,

as soon as I can set it up,

we gotta go to San Francisco.

I need you to meet my Chinese guys,

'cause pretty soon they're gonna be

your Chinese guys.

ere.

Jesus, Gray.

That's a signing bonus.

Later.

I'm glad you're back.

[Engine Revving]

What the hell

was he doing here?

Where were you?

I gotta get some sleep.

What were you doing with him?

Listen, I had a real shitty night,

and I just wanna go to bed.

You're working for him,

aren't you?

Stupid a**hole.

You're gonna end up back in jail.

hanks for the opinion,

but I know what I'm doin'.

If you're with him,

I don't want you

back in this house.

Okay. Okay.

[Sobbing]

[Engine Stops]

[Door Closes]

[Vehicle Doors Close]

[Engine Starts]

[Knocks]

i, I'm Ethan Papadopolous.

- ello.

- Is ommy home?

No, ommy's not home.

Will he be home soon?

I don't know.

I don't think so.

Does your mom know

you rode all the way over here?

No. Please don't tell her.

I just wanted to talk to ommy.

Okay. I'll tell him you came by.

Are you gonna be able

to get home before dark?

Yeah.

[Media File Rewinding]

[Gray]

We'll make the trip

a couple times together,

and then once the Chinamen

get to know you,

you'll make the trip by yourself.

[Beeping]

Who you callin'?

My sister.

Your sister?

Come on. You're such a goon.

You know what I'm wearing.

[Phone Beeps]

I have to take this.

ommy? Where are you?

ey, Viki, I just wanted to call you,

and I want you to know

that I'm okay.

- Come home.

- I can't come home right now.

I'm leaving town

for a couple of days on business.

I'll call you when I get back.

You can't leave town.

You'll break probation.

Don't do this.

I know what I'm doing,

all right? Just, uh-

[Woman] Tail number?

[Gray] 484 ango Lima.

[Woman]

Welcome to Santa Monica Airport.

[ires Screech]

[orn Honks]

ommy, what are you doing

with this guy?

ey, Vik. As soon

as I get back, I'm gonna-

ey, sis, it's Gray here.

ow you doin'?

ow's your bald-headed

little bastard husband?

- What's the matter with you?

- [Gray] Come on. What's the matter?

[orn Honks]

Come on!

ommy, once we get on the plane,

they, uh- they give me a pilot's hat.

[Laughs]

No, no, no, don't laugh.

Don't laugh. Don't laugh.

It just makes me feel good.

No, I'm just foolin' with ya.

[ires Screech]

If I wanted a pilot's hat,

they'd give me one.

You know that, don't ya?

ommy!

Christ.

ey, Vik,

you gotta go back home.

Ethan's missing!

Since when?

Who the heck is Ethan?

Angela called right after you did.

e didn't come home last night.

Um- l-I gotta go.

I gotta go.

What?

I gotta go find that kid.

ommy, get on the plane.

Come on!

e came by the house

yesterday looking for you.

ommy, I'm not messing around.

Get on the plane, or else you're done.

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