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Crazy on the Outside Page #7
[Pats Bench]
- Yeah, let me go pee first.
- Oh, pee in the azaleas.
he kids do.
And then come sit down.
Stay out here with me.
It's such a beautiful day.
[Chuckles]
Little brother.
All right.
Okay. All right.
I'm just gonna-
Is there some reason
you don't want me going
into the house?
Don't be ridiculous.
Why wouldn't I want you
to go in the house?
She's up. She wants you.
She's not the only one.
Ah-
- Oops.
- What's going on?
[Scoffs]
[Grandma]
Viki!
I'II be right there.
Viki!
What's going on?
Nothing. She's fine. She fainted.
- She fainted.
- Yeah. Apparently she got
some upsetting news.
Vik?
When I got home, she was
on the phone with Air France.
She was gonna
take us all to Paris
to see Simone's launch.
Your fiancee.
he French astronaut.
Vik, I know who
the heck Simone is!
Hey, hey, come on.
God, ommy. She was
reading out the last three digits
of her MasterCard.
I had to stop her.
I told her there was
Bad fuel mix, faulty wiring.
Simone didn't make it.
What are you guys, on crack?
She didn't make it?
Yeah.
She didn't exist!
Grammy. Grammy, it's me.
Are you okay?
Guys, let me handle this
for a minute here.
ey, I heard you fainted.
Are you okay?
Oh, my poor ommy.
I'm so sorry.
I'm gonna be okay.
Such a tragedy.
Such a waste.
Will you bring the body here?
Is there a body?
[Moans]
Je suis tres triste.
What are you saying?
What's she saying?
"I am very sad."
Mon coeur. Mon coeur.
La douleur.
er heart. er heart.
he pain.
Christ, boy!
Didn't you pick up any French?
[Clears hroat]
[Exhales]
[Birds Twittering]
- Beautiful!
- [Gasps]
F***!
I beg your pardon?
Edgar?
I'm sorry about
the language, ma'am,
but you scared the sh*t
right out of my ass.
[Sighs]
Mrs. Pierce,
uh, we're just about finished.
You guys have done
I appreciate that.
We all appreciate that.
ow would you feel
about doing the upstairs?
Um, I think we'd feel fine
about that.
Well, great.
We'll finish up in here,
and I'll give you an estimate.
Wonderful. Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah. Yeah.
Pow!
[Rings]
ello.
ey, ngela. It's me, ommy.
Did I catch you at a bad time?
Oh. No. Hi.
Uh, no, we're just on our way
to a birthday party.
[Ethan]
I don't even like that kid!
Uh, what's up?
Great news.
to paint the upstairs.
hat is great.
Well, I just wanted you
to be the first to know.
[Hands Slapping Hands]
Uh, uh, bye.
[Hands Slapping Face]
Hey, fellas!
Hey.
Oh. Not bad.
She just wants a color change.
Gotta prep these walls.
I'll run down
and get some primer.
ey, ommy,
thanks for making us
a part of this.
with real jobs. Sure beats workin'
- ey, you're welcome, man.
- Yeah, I'm never gonna
forget this, Tommy.
Some day I'm gonna do
something to pay you back.
Something big.
hanks, Edgar. You can start
by moving the dresser.
I'll be right back.
Come on.
What do you mean, "Come on"?
I'm comin'.
So what's this big thing?
What big thing?
his big thing
you're gonna do for ommy.
How the hell should I know?
Would you get off
my back already?
I mean, what are you gonna do?
You gonna show him
how nice you can dance?
You gonna dance for him, Edgar?
ey, you know something?
Why do you got a problem
with every frickin' thing I do?
Friggin'?
Frickin'. Yeah. Frickin'.
Damn.
[Engine Stops]
i.
i. What are you doing here?
Well, I wa- I was driving home
and I knew what time you got off.
nd I'm not stalking you
or anything.
[Laughs]
So, anyway,
I just timed it out
and I guess-
Oh, okay, I guess
I am stalking you.
[Exhales]
You wanna come in?
Oh, uh, no.
Ethan's- I can't.
Ethan's asleep in the car.
Yeah, yeah.
Just crack the window
and lock the door.
No. L-I just came
to say something,
and I wanted
to say it in person.
All right.
So, here we are in person,
and here it is.
You are different.
I don't know
how much different,
but you are.
No, you are.
And I know
he likes you, and-and-
and that's very important,
but he's never been
burned romantically
by someone like you.
I mean-
I don't mean to call you-
I'm sorry. No, no,
I don't mean to call you
"someone like you,"
because you're nothing
like something like
someone like you.
And l-I don't even know
if "romantic" is the-
I'm not even sure
that "romantic"
is the right word.
And, uh, right now
I'm not even sure that-
I don't even know
what the hell
I'm doing here. I'm-
I wish that cleared
things up. I'm still-
Do you- Do you-
Do you wanna come over
Are-Are you sure
you wanna do this?
No.
I'll be there at 8:00.
Great.
Okay.
Great.
[Sighs]
[Engine Starts]
[Clears Throat]
[No Audible Dialogue]
[Car Departing]
[ommy]
I can't work tonight.
And why not?
[ommy]
Because I have a date.
Dear, would you
get me that nice syrup
I like in my coffee...
Oh. hank you, dear.
Uh-uh-uh.
So good on a cold evening.
It's August.
All right, fine.
his helps. It just does.
and what it's done to ommy.
senseless tragedy.
wo shattered lives.
Yeah. Love is easy
when you're this pretty.
ow do I look? Huh?
You're going out?
Grief counselor, Grammy.
e's going to see
his grief counselor.
Oh.
For my grief.
['60s Pop]
[Man]
here's a kind of hush
All over the world tonight
All over the world
You can hear the sounds
of lovers in love
You know what I mean
[Knocks]
Just the two of us
And nobody else in sight
[Ends]
You son of a b*tch!
I go out on a limb for you,
and this is how you pay me back?
ey, hey, hey, hey.
What are you talking about?
Oh! Oh, don't bullshit me.
Where's the ring?
What ring?
Judge Pierce just called.
is wife's diamond ring is gone.
So, give it back.
I didn't take it.
Oh, brilliant. Just brilliant.
Believe me, this had
nothing to do with me.
All right, just get it back,
ommy, tonight,
or the judge will call the police.
[Voice Cracking]
I bought you a couple of hours.
God knows why.
his has nothing
to do with me.
I didn't do this.
I am such an idiot!
[Exhales]
[Chattering]
[Manager]
Cancel all orders for
the Octo-pounder with cheese.
No more. None.
Oh, thank God you're here.
Your two friends are gone.
What?
hey abandoned ship.
Grab your uniform.
- Figures.
- Wait!
Arr! Welcome
to Pirate Burger.
May I take your order?
Yeah. Frigate Fries.
Wonderful choice.
ey. ey, Rick.
ey, ommy. It's ommy.
ey, ommy, we've been
waiting for your phone call.
Listen, remember
that big thing that we said
we was gonna do for you?
We? hat was my-
All right. hat Edgar said
he was gonna do for you?
- Well, it's all done, man.
- [Both Arguing]
- Just tell me where that ring is.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
So you haven't got it yet?
Just tell me
where that ring is.
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