Creepshow 3 Page #2

Are you hungry?

- I guess so.

- Are you hungry or not?

- I am.

- Then make dinner.

All right.

It's too hot for soup.

Make a sandwich.

Jesus.

I'm just looking

out for you, Jerry.

I promise.

Do you want one?

Don't be ridiculous.

Don't use so

much mayonnaise.

It always gives

you a tummy ache.

Right.

Right.

You wanna put some

money in tech stocks.

They'll never go away.

But the important

thing is to diversify.

Right, diversify.

I'll need more

money though.

You'll have it.

Yeah, Eddie, Eddie,

listen to me, baby.

You're gonna love this.

It's a new reality series...

"Home Invasion. "

We break into their homes,

they don't even know

it's really us,

we beat the crap

out of the family!

- Right, we get the cameras 24/7.

- Sir, sir,

this is a handicapped spot.

Three-camera shoot.

They're gonna love it.

Yeah, they're

gonna love it.

Douche.

I hate this guy.

You say something?

No.

I was just taking

out the trash.

F*** you.

Eva!

Eva!

I'm coming! F***!

Say hi to your

little friend, Jerry.

Hi, Jerry.

Hi.

Eva!

F***.

Nice job, Jerry.

Let me in!

You ain't got

sh*t without me.

I'll f***ing kill you!

What are we gonna do about

all that banging, Jerry?

Ronald!

Tell her to knock it off.

- Ronald!

- Knock it off!

Let's go.

And get a flashlight.

- Don't be seen.

- Got it.

What do you see,

Jerry?

- I'm looking.

- Don't look yet.

Just see.

I see a clothesline,

some garbage,

box spring,

Mandy drunk,

passed out again.

I see a stairwell leading

to a fire escape.

Look at the stairs.

Looks like a bunch of people threw

a bunch of sh*t down here.

- Look again.

- I'm looking.

This looks intentional.

Keep climbing, Jerry.

I'm climbing.

Shh.

Keep climbing.

Okay.

Keep climbing, Jerry.

- Up there?

- Yes, up there.

Okay.

Okay.

Well, what are

you waiting for?

Up there?

It doesn't look safe.

Are you afraid, Jerry?

- No.

- Well then, let's go.

All right.

Fine.

It's all right.

Relax.

Now get the flashlight.

And watch out

for more cats.

- F***, man!

- It's only

a dead squirrel, Jerry.

That thing is huge.

- Next time you see one, kill it.

- Fine.

What'll you do when

you see another one?

- Kill the little f***er.

- That's right.

Now breathe, Jerry.

Now get your flashlight

and let's try again.

I told you

I'd take care of you.

Now let's get out

of here quick.

- You'll have to kill him.

- What?

- No.

- You have to. He saw the box.

He saw the money.

- You have to.

- You don't know what he saw.

Come on, Jerry,

you know exactly what he saw.

And so does he.

Sooner or later,

- he's gonna come for it.

- I won't do it.

Well, it's too late now,

he's gone.

But he'll be back, Jerry.

Don't you worry.

This is bad.

There's over 300 grand here.

The big move

will be real estate

and income property,

a duplex at least.

But like I said,

it's all about how we diversify.

- Right, long-term goals.

- Exactly.

We should leave town

as soon as possible.

Wait, do you hear that?

- What?

- Listen.

Someone is breaking in.

Guess who.

Don't shoot him.

That'd be bad.

- What do I do?

- You'll know what to do.

But do it fast!

Jerry, get back inside

and get the knife.

No.

Good.

Ronald!

You did what

you had to do.

- This has gone too far.

- You did the right thing.

This is crazy.

Jerry, there's gonna

be cops everywhere.

You have to relax.

You have to be cool.

- Focus.

- Focus.

I know.

You're right.

No loose ends.

You knew this going in.

I know.

Murder-suicide?

Yeah, well, that's

what it looks like.

Tied her up

with duct tape,

stabbed her about

50 times, maybe more.

Lots of blood.

That's a new brand

of sick.

Nah, it's not so new.

Word is they had a drug problem.

- They fought a lot. That sort of thing.

- I knew about the drugs.

Everybody heard

the fighting.

Yeah.

Got any more milk?

I'm afraid this is

the last of it.

Right. Well...

- thanks for your time.

- Not a problem.

Sticky.

Oh, um...

if you think

of anything,

here's my card.

Sure thing,

Officer Jacobs.

Detective.

Oh, right.

- Detective.

- Yeah.

He found tape residue

on the chair.

- I saw that.

- I don't know if he put it together.

This guy's hard to read.

Stay cool, Jerry.

I got one...

You found some

more milk?

You caught me.

I just have

one more question.

Leon Cates...

you know him?

- The guy across the hall?

- Yeah, that's him.

Pimp, drug dealer,

among other things.

Seems really bent out of shape.

Won't tell me exactly why.

Don't think I've ever

seen him happy.

I know the type.

This is different.

Anything comes to mind...

- I'll give you a call.

- Right.

Got one.

Oh, that's right.

Yeah.

You do.

Looks like someone

tried to break in.

I saw that last night.

Not much use reporting

it. Nothing personal.

Oh, right.

Well, you have

a good day, Mr...

Collins.

Same to you, sir.

Well, thank you.

I feel good

about this.

Me too.

I'll stay with the money.

You go check that we got everything.

- Are you moving?

- Yeah.

Things have just

gotten a little nutty around here.

Yeah.

I guess I wanted to

for a while.

Been saving.

Where you moving to?

I'm not sure yet.

I just figure I'll keep driving until

I find someplace,

someplace I can afford

some property.

I can't stay here,

Jerry.

Leon will kill me.

He thinks I took

his money.

His money?

Armored-car heist

almost two years ago.

He's got a half a million

stashed in a building up on Hill St.

I don't know where

the rest of it is.

It'll turn up someday.

You got room

for one more, Jerry?

You can't come back.

I don't want to.

What is it with you?

She'll kill you as soon as she finds

out about the money.

You'll have to

kill her first.

No, I think

I trust her.

She's a whore.

You can't trust a whore, Jerry.

I said no.

Let's get out

of here fast.

Don't look at me like that.

I need to go pee now.

Just pull over right here.

There's nobody here.

- It's not a big deal.

- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Don't be sorry.

Just gonna take two seconds, all right?

- Be right back.

- No problem.

Wait here.

Now I'm in the back seat.

Next it'll be the trash.

You have to listen to me.

- I think you're jealous.

- Your little friend isn't gonna

understand our relationship, Jerry.

Think about it.

I'm only trying

to help you.

Let her take a piss,

for f***'s sake.

It's the middle of nowhere.

Do it now!

What did I say?

Just be cool.

Temperance will see you

through most things.

You know, it's all

about the future now.

Yeah, the future.

Exactly, the future.

Long-term

sustained growth.

And how we

gonna do that?

- Diversify?

- Damn straight,

diversify.

Stocks, bonds and of course,

real estate.

We're talking a wide array

of growth industry

as well as the more steady,

conservative investment.

Don't even f***

with commodities.

They're just gonna get you

in trouble.

Yeah, this is Rachael.

I'm looking

for some companionship

for the night.

Where are you?

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes