Creepshow 3 Page #3

I'm at home.

Hey, b*tch, you got a permit to work

in my building?

Sorry, I've never

done this before.

Hey hey, trick!

Don't you walk away

from me now.

Well, there was

this one time...

Where are you?

What is this?

- In the movies...

- Mm-hmm.

... we use big cameras.

- What the f*** is this?

What the f*** is this?

Are you paying? Are you paying?

Where's home, dipshit?

Do you accept the Lord

Jesus Christ

- as your personal lord and savior?

- Excuse me one moment, please.

Whore!

Get the f*** out of here.

I ain't playing with you!

Get out of here.

What the hell?

He was gonna

make me a star.

Get in that damn street

and make my f***ing money.

I ain't playing

with you.

Repent, vixen of Satan.

Repent!

Repent!

The end is near!

Is everything okay?

- What was that?

- Everything's cool.

So how do I get

to your place, lover?

I live at...

uh, 26 Cabrillo Avenue.

- By the marina?

- Yeah, how'd you know?

Lucky guess.

Have a few clients there.

Okay, give me 15.

Bye.

Gotta get some.

Gotta shower first.

Breaking news just in.

Authorities believe

that the latest rash of serial murders

have been committed

by a woman.

They believe she may be

a prostitute

and the local tabloids have dubbed

the culprit the "Call-Girl Killer. "

She has claimed

10 victims so far, all male.

Now back

to Jim in sports.

It's about time.

"The Call-Girl Killer, "

huh?

How original.

- Look at that.

- Check this out.

- '88, right?

- Yeah.

But did you see the girl

that's sitting in there?

You boys gonna be

around later?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Victor?

- Yeah.

How'd you guess?

Lucky guess.

Nice house.

Is it yours?

Yeah, why?

Where are your parents?

My parents are out

of town for the weekend.

Is it that obvious?

How come you're not

in any of the pictures?

I'm...

I'm kind of the black sheep

of the family.

The clan's more proud

of my brother.

He's the family

success story.

Which makes you

the screw up, huh?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

So how about we get

to it

since I'm on the clock?

Okay, I'm just used

to a little more

discussion, you know?

Well, I'm...

I'm a little short

on cash, so, uh...

Okay, junior.

Whatever floats your boat.

Let's head upstairs.

So, how about we get

that transaction out of the way?

- Business first.

- Right.

Here you are,

Miss Rachael.

$1,000 it is.

So this your

first time?

Yeah.

How'd you know?

Lucky guess.

So what are we

gonna do?

Oh...

Well, I'd like you

to tie me to the bed

and ride me.

But, well, you have to blindfold

me first.

Ooh, that sounds kinky.

For $1,000 bucks

it's doable, right?

Whatever you want,

baby.

You like that, huh?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, you do.

You've been

a little naughty.

Maybe.

Oh!

Get it tight.

How's that feel?

Perfect.

Are you getting

naked yet?

Oh, in a second.

Ooh!

This is so great.

Yeah.

I'll make it

well worth your while.

I don't doubt that

for a second.

Baby, that tickles.

What the hell

are you doing?

How pathetic.

Rachael.

Rachael.

Rachael.

Rachael.

Why did you

kill me, Rachael?

Are you scared?

'Cause you should be.

Please don't kill me!

Please! I'm sorry!

I'm sorry! Please!

Please don't kill me.

So, you know, she's

pushing the cart along

and she thinks all's

okay and all's well and all's dandy.

But then she goes and looks in the cart

and realizes it's not her baby in there,

but a zebra.

What do we got?

What do we got?

Oh, man, all right.

Let's see, what do we got here?

- What do we got? What do we got?

- A letter from your ex-wife.

Three or seven,

which one?

Who is that guy?

Beats me.

Look at this.

Your parole officer.

Yeah, I know. I shouldn't have peed

in that swimming pool.

All right,

what else we got?

Professor Dayton.

Professor Dayton.

Dean Thompson.

So when will we see

what you're doing in there?

Well, as you know,

that's my deal with the university.

I teach and you allow me

to work on my projects.

I know, Dayton, but it's been

over 20 years.

Well, actually,

you'll find out sooner than you think.

You mean...

Yes, very soon, indeed.

Now what can I do

for you, Dean?

Oh, almost forgot.

I've got this wedding invitation

in the mail.

Yes, I do hope

you can attend.

This is not one

of your practical jokes?

Oh, I assure you,

it is not.

But when did you

have time to meet this woman?

When you're not teaching,

you're here in the lab.

Love has its ways.

Of course, but, Professor,

at your age,

- you're getting married?

- Already got the rings.

I'll be there.

Is it going to be

a big wedding?

Just a few colleagues

and some of my former

special students.

- I guess congratulations are in order.

- Thank you.

Looks exactly the same.

I don't know.

I think that gray might be different.

- Look at that.

- Check this out.

- '88, right?

- Yeah.

But did you see the girl

that's sitting in there?

I don't care about the '88.

Check this out.

Look at that.

Whoa, whoa.

- This is his neighbor?

- I don't...

- I don't... I don't know.

- Whoa, whoa.

You boys gonna be

around later?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, let's go.

Come on.

The professor's waiting.

Let's go.

- Come on.

- Relax, man.

Let me get it, dear.

Oh, hi, boys. Come in, come in.

The door's open.

Come on.

Hey, Professor,

it's so good to see you.

- Professor, you look great.

- You guys look great, too.

Come in, come in,

come in.

I'm so glad neither one of you were

too busy to come to town.

- And miss your wedding?

- We wouldn't miss it for the world.

This place looks

exactly the same.

Brings back memories.

When you two were

my smartest students,

we'd sit around

and argue theories of evolution.

But you would always

win the argument,

even if sometimes

you were just pulling our leg.

Well, I had to spice

things up a little.

So, Professor, when are we

going to meet the lucky lady?

Soon.

Professor, how's your

secret experiment coming along?

Oh, fine.

Is it really for

the government, Professor?

Do you remember the one

about you being

- Dr. Frankenstein, Professor?

- Oh, yeah.

If you only knew

the rumors about that.

I knew about them.

They couldn't come

between me and my work.

Charles, John...

I think it's finally done!

Professor, that's great.

Can you finally tell us?

Soon, but you didn't

come here for that.

You came for my wedding!

- That's true.

- Of course.

So tell us about

her, Professor.

Is she a teacher

at the university?

How did you meet her?

Hold on, I'll tell

you everything.

Let's see, first of all,

she's not from around here.

Did you meet her

on a sabbatical?

John, the professor

doesn't do sabbaticals, am I right?

- That's right.

- After all these years,

we thought you were

a confirmed bachelor.

So did I.

Hello.

I'm hope I'm not

interrupting your reunion.

Honey, you could never

be an interruption.

Charles, John,

I'd like you to meet Kathy,

- my fiance.

- Hello.

- Nice to meet you.

- Pleasure to meet you too!

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