Criminal Activities Page #9

climb the corporate ladder,

keep your motherfucking

mouth shut!

You know what

keeps me up at night?

Knowing that when this cock

sucker's done testifying,

we're gonna place him

in witness protection

and buy him an Escalade.

So when no one's

looking, why don't you just

plant one in the back

of his f***ing head?

Noah, you do realize we're

no longer in Iraq, right?

But the guy

they're really after,

the big prize,

Demetrius Flemmings.

Very popular with the DEA

Special Operations Division.

Now, from what I'm

told, the only thing

more important to

Flemmings than money

is his family.

Two million dollars cash

to whoever finds my nephew.

And that's why I have this.

Let me play it for you.

I think you'll agree,

the sound quality is excellent.

Nice work, Marques,

I can't wait to see

your uncle's face

when we play this back

in court.

Yeah,

f*** you Detective.

Next time,

try taking this thing off

without taking my

f***ing skin with it.

And that's where you come in.

We're looking for Tyrone.

Do you know where

we can find Tyrone?

So, Eddie says you

got an address for us.

Hey, hey, hey!

Tyrone, my man.

Got somethin' for ya.

Nice work, Marques.

I can't wait to see

your uncle's face

when they're playing

this back in court.

Yeah, f*** you Detective.

Next time, try

taking this thing off

without taking my

f***ing skin with it.

The way I see it,

there's a lot of money

to be made here.

I get a third, my Army

buddy gets a third...

Hoo-rah!

And you get a third.

And you've always

said, failing to plan

is planning to fail,

well you can rest assured

that while I'm still

working out

a few last details, I will

have dotted all the i's

and crossed all the

t's, you have my word.

So what do you

think, Uncle Eddie?

You came up with

this all by yourself?

Pretty much, yeah.

That's f***ing awesome.

We say

that the hour of death

cannot be forecast.

But when we say this,

we imagine that hour

to be placed in an obscure

and distant future.

Do not take time for granted.

There is only now.

Let's do this, Warren!

All over it,

you f***ing sick f***!

Hey, ladies. How's it goin'?

- Yo, is it recording?

- Hey!

I'm back!

This is f***ed up, man.

Get the f*** outta here,

f*ggot!

Jesus.

The man of the hour, everybody!

F*ggot!

You know Zach

and Matthew and I,

we were pretty relentless

about torturing you

on a weekly basis.

Twenty-two days sober.

No sh*t?

On the count of three!

Everybody ready?

- One. Two. Three!

- One. Two. Three!

Poodles!

I feel like we're in

high school, right now!

Right now, at this moment.

We always f*** with him.

He loves it!

I put every single one of

my clients into that stock.

You're having a

pretty shitty morning.

Yeah, yeah.

Sorry in advance

for making it worse.

You know the man you

asked me to look into,

Eddie Lovato, seven

nephews, all boys.

He doesn't have a niece.

Until my niece gets

back, you're gonna do

exactly what I want you to do!

- No niece?

- No niece.

You don't

wanna see my response

if something happens

to her, buddy.

I'm not so sure that

it was an accident.

Matthew called me

a couple weeks ago.

Matt was getting

harassed, and he thought

he was being followed.

You f***ing whore.

How about you, Noah?

You got a girlfriend?

Matter of fact I do, yeah.

It's getting, well,

it's getting pretty

serious actually, yeah.

It's true what

they say, you know,

there's someone out there

for everyone, even him.

Summer time's here, babe!

Jesus, Noah,

how long's it take you

to pick up f***ing ice cream?

Good timing.

Nice work, kid.

You know, all these

years I kept you away

from the family business,

'cause my sister,

she wanted it that way.

You know, said you

didn't have the stomach

or the head for it but...

Boy, was she wrong.

What do you say

you come work for me?

Aw, thanks for the offer

but,

you know, I met a girl,

Uncle Eddie and she wants

to get away from

all this, you know?

Can you blame her?

Well, you know where to come.

If it doesn't work out, okay?

Uncle Eddie!

Come here!

I love you! Oh!

Awesome, let's go.

See ya, kid.

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