Criminal Minds Season 6: Crime Scene - Devil in the Details Page #5

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dialysis machine right now.

Damn thing starts makin' noises

for no good reason sometimes.

Hello?

Hello?

Thanks for visiting me, Doc.

Nobody ever visits me here.

Of course.

So I hope you don't mind

me askin',

I was just wondering what your

doctor says in terms of, uh,

how long it is before

your kidneys fail?

A couple years, if I'm lucky.

So they say.

But I'm feeling strong,

and the way I see it,

if God can create

the earth in seven days,

why can't I get lucky

and find myself a kidney

in the next year or two?

Hey, Doc.

I hope I didn't depress

you with that.

Today's a really good day.

I know, yeah, yeah, of course.

- To Doc.

- To Doc.

A saint.

Oh, not a saint.

Well, in my book you are.

And one heck of a

basketball player.

Oh, now

are you just saying that

- to make him feel good?

- Well, let me tell you,

if your husband understood

how to play defense,

had a better jump shot,

and was about six foot nine,

he'd be killin' 'em

in the NBA right now.

Hey, hey, you mind if I

say a prayer before we eat?

Of course not.

Dear Heavenly Father,

we thank you for the food

that's been prepared before us,

for the nourishment

and strengthening of our bodies.

In the name of Christ Jesus,

amen.

Amen.

- All right, you guys can eat.

- Whoo.

May I have the salt and pepper?

So you haven't told me

how the team is yet.

Doc, these girls hustle

like you wouldn't believe.

And there's some talent

on the team, too.

Oh, that's great.

Really great.

But I've gotta tell you,

what I like

the best about it is

my kids are finally excited about

something their daddy does.

Thank you, Doc.

You made this possible, bro.

You changed my life, Doc.

So why can't Angela donate?

Oh, she has some kind of

congenital heart defect,

which means an operation

would be risky.

He seems so alive,

you know, and healthy.

He's so far down on the list to

get a transplant it's not funny.

I know it's kind of

an absurd thought, but...

...why shouldn't it be me?

Here, I've been

doing a little research.

"Living organ donation."

Wow.

OK, you're serious.

You've been thinking

about this for a while.

Well, a bit.

This is...

This is amazing.

I'm just, I'm, I'm worried,

uh, what if Miles

needs your kidney one day?

Well, I thought that we could do

a test to make sure both

you and Miles

have healthy kidneys,

and if so,

the risk is incredibly small.

I'm not opposed

to doing some tests.

I actually think it's a

really wonderful thought

to do something truly selfless.

You weren't expecting this.

All right,

there you go, there you go.

OK, pick up the rhythm, guys.

All right, good, good.

Right back to the other side.

Lincoln.

Hey, Doc.

What are you doin' here?

How's it goin'?

It's goin' great.

The girls are great.

Yeah. Uh, I come

bearing some good news.

You know I like good news.

After dinner at your house,

my wife and I were talking

about your,

your health situation.

And um, long story short,

the last few weeks have been

all about kidney donation

and we have researched it,

talked about it,

done a bunch of tests,

and we came to agree

that it was

the right thing to do.

So I called your doctor and...

Whoa, wait a minute.

Are you saying what

I think you're sayin'?

We are a perfect match,

Lincoln.

The same blood type,

everything.

Doc, yes!

- Ahhh!

- Ahhh!

Man, what am I lookin' at?

Am I looking at a man

or an angel?

Ladies, ladies, hold up, hold up.

This is my friend,

Dr. Lang.

And he's gonna give me

one of his kidneys!

I'm gonna live!

Uh, um, take a break guys.

Oh, man.

Wow, man.

Wow, man.

- Scalpel.

- Scalpel.

- Sponge.

- Sponge.

Clamp.

Clamp.

Ligature.

Scissors.

There's your daddy.

Shh, shh, shh.

I don't know

if he's awake. I'm sorry.

Hey. Hey, little guy.

What's up?

- Hey, hey, Doc.

- Hey.

I'm good, thanks.

All right, sir.

Oh.

My heart is warm.

I got so much love

for you right now, Doc.

Gimme your hands.

I'm so glad

this worked out, Lincoln.

So am I, Doc.

So am I.

Oh. My minister came by to

visit me this morning.

And we were talking about what

a miracle it is, what you did,

and he had the idea to do

a special service in your honor.

I don't need to be honored.

Wouldn't be

for your vanity, Doc.

It'd be for our congregation,

to inspire them to do

their own charity work.

I think it would be,

you know, painless.

But if you'd prefer not to...

No. I'll do it.

Sounds like a good idea.

It is.

Aloha.

I brought you this basil plant.

These hospitals are so toxic.

So many germs.

Thank you. So...

...how'd you know

to find me here?

You're in the paper.

What, didn't you know?

What a wonderful thing

you did for him,

saving his life, getting him

the job, everything.

No doubt... you will reap

the positive karma

of this for a long time.

Um... speaking of karma,

there's something

I need to tell you,

which may slam the karmic

wheel of fate down on me hard.

Um...

I know I shouldn't

have done it...

but after Matthew was poisoned

and before our...

...you know...

...I was seeing red

and I called

the Department

of Building and Safety

and told them

about your construction.

Anyway, they

finally came by yesterday

and they...

they put this on your door.

I am really sorry, Jeffrey.

I, I...

...probably would've done

the same thing

if you'd killed my pet.

There's something else.

I'm pregnant.

With your baby.

I know what you're thinking.

But you don't need

to be worried.

It's all gonna be all right.

It will all work out.

Things always do.

No. Things don't

always work out.

You want me to kill it,

don't you?

I wanna go in the house.

We're goin'.

OK.

I thought about

fixing it myself,

but it just didn't

seem worth it.

Don't worry, it's decaf.

I, I would never poison

our baby with a

double shot of real espresso.

They say it can cause autism.

Then again,

you're the baby doctor.

Hey, can I ask, um...

Are you one hundred percent

certain that you're pregnant?

Yes.

I took the test

twice, I peed twice,

- just to make sure.

- Lila...

Do you really think,

in your heart,

that this is the right

thing to do,

for you and I to be

having a baby together?

Oh... absolutely.

It's a miracle.

- No.

- Yes, Jeff.

I feel the life

growing inside of me.

- No, Lila,

- I can feel it

- blooming

- Lila, please.

- and blossoming and growing.

- Lila, please. Lila. Look...

Lila! What f***in'

planet do you live on?!

There is no way, no chance under

any circumstance,

that I'll be fathering

a child with you.

Jeffrey, I want you

to understand

that once our little one

is born

I'm not expecting child support

or anything like that.

I just want our little one

to grow up knowing his father.

And if you think about it,

it's perfect.

The little one

will be right next door.

You can come by and visit

any time you like.

You can be like

the charming uncle

and that... that wife of

yours never has to find out.

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