Criminal Minds Season 6: Crime Scene - Devil in the Details Page #4

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Jeffrey?

Do you know Sonya Fitzpatrick?

- No.

- She's a pet medium on TV,

but she has a private practice.

And when my first

Yorkie, Max, died,

she gave me a lot of comfort.

So...

so when...

...when I finally

found Matthew's body...

...wedged like,

like a piece of debris...

between the recycle bin

and the garbage,

I called her,

and do you know what she said?

What?

As he was dying...

...in excruciating pain...

...he was

wondering where I was.

Well, he's, he's at peace now.

Maybe.

Maybe he's lost in the dark

swirling abyss of nothingness.

I'm sorry.

I'm really, really sorry, Lila.

Of course you are.

Of course you're sorry.

Because you poisoned him

trying to kill your raccoons.

It's OK.

I know you weren't

trying to hurt him.

You were trying to make it...

...nice and pretty

for your family in the backyard.

I bet Mrs. Nealy Lang was...

I bet she was really upset

that her sod was all messed up.

I bet...

I bet she put a lot

of pressure on you...

...to fix it.

Can I tell you a secret?

- Open.

- No.

Please.

I am sorry for your loss,

but I am your neighbor

and I'm a married man, Lila.

You forgot to mention

that I disgust you.

No.

No...

Oh, don't lie to me,

just say it.

- That's not it.

- Oh, "married man"?

"Married man"? Please.

You're a dirty philanderer.

You're stupid, too.

What, you're just leaving clues

around for somebody to find.

Careless!

Do you want to be caught?

Maybe you should.

Maybe you should get caught.

Maybe I should go

out on the street

and I should scream it

for the world to hear

that Dr. Jeffrey Lang is a

cheating, cat-killing liar!

You know, it's against the law

to kill wildlife in this state!

Statute ten-dash-thirteen

twenty-six.

You could do

six months in jail.

And I don't know, I don't know.

I don't know what to do here.

I'm feeling very...

...swimmy...

...swimmy with death

and saw dust and...

...power hammers

in the middle of the night.

We didn't do any construction

in the middle of the night.

Well, how would I know

when you gave me those bizarre

pills that doped me?

Excuse me.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to shout at you.

I just...

I'm very upset about Matthew.

Of course you are.

The main thing is...

I wanna somehow find a way

to try to make it up to you.

So in a few days,

when you've

had a chance to mourn,

we can get coffee

and discuss it.

- I'd like that.

- Good.

- I'd really like that.

- Good.

OK, great. Now...

- Dr. Lang?

- Yeah?

I had a really funny dream

a few nights ago.

You and I, we lived

in the countryside.

In England.

And we rode horses everywhere.

And mine was a...

Oh, he was a big white stallion

with a silvery mane. And yours

was a beautiful Arabian.

And we were in the forest...

...and the light was dim,

and we were galloping

past each other,

we were passing each other by

when we both...

...we made our animals stop.

I mean, I know you could say

it was just a dream

but it...

What happened next felt...

It felt very real to me.

And... if you would

like me to show you

what I did...

You, you don't,

you don't even have to agree,

just... just don't disagree.

And then it will be like...

...you're not doing

anything at all.

I wouldn't want

you to get in trouble.

aHruaia

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, that...

- Wait.

- Hmm?

Don't stop.

I feel you...

getting bigger.

Wait...

No, no, I want you in me.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Please! Lila!

Inside of me!

Oh, f***.

Ready?

- Look! Who's that?

- Hey.

- Daddy's home.

- Hey, buddy.

Yeah!

Very cute.

Peter Mazzoni stopped by

the house today.

Peter Mazzoni stopped by

the house?

Yeah. He said you guys were

working on some deal together?

Right, yeah. Uh...

...he wants me to invest

in a new restaurant of his.

- Really?

- Yeah. Yeah.

Wow, well, everything that guy

touches turns to gold.

Maybe we should consider it.

Yeah, maybe.

Friend here to see you.

All right, thanks, Jen.

I'll be with you in a minute,

Jeff. Have a seat.

So...

Afternoon.

I heard you stopped by

my house.

Yeah. There's no restraining

order on me yet, is there?

- What do you want?

- What do I want?

I wanna f*** your wife

up the ass

while your two year old watches

me hack you into bits.

That's what I want.

I've decided not to do it.

OK.

Instead, I'm gonna

offer you a choice.

You pick up this phone,

right now,

you call your wife and you tell

her what you did or...

...or you give me

a hundred thousand dollars

in cash for my silence.

Hey.

- Thanks for meeting me.

- Of course.

So am I f***ed?

What do you think?

I think he's a...

...an Italian guy

from New Jersey

who likes to back

up his threats.

So...

Did you end up meeting

with Pete today or what?

- Yeah.

- Yeah? And?

What's the matter?

I hope I didn't keep you

waitin' too long.

I got a little lost on the way.

No problem.

So... I'm sorry,

I couldn't get it all.

We haven't saved much

since we bought our house

but I was able to get

seventy-five thousand

out of our home equity line.

Why in the world

did you just do that?

You ever hear the old saying,

"You pays your money

and you takes your choice"?

No.

Well, now you have.

By the way,

Becca and I are done,

so feel free

to go take advantage

and poke around

that cumhole all you want

'cause I don't care anymore.

I gave you a choice.

I gave you a choice, Jeffrey.

You could've told your wife

the truth

instead of meetin' me here.

You could've been a good guy,

but no, you're a rat,

just like my wife.

You're a little punk rat,

a boy man rat. Look at you.

Just look at you.

And you deserve a lot worse

than losing some petty

cash to the Skagit River.

You know, when I

discovered what you did,

I was gonna kill you.

But then I remembered

I'm not that kind of man.

I'm the kind of man

who makes a mistake

and then makes amends.

I'm the kind of man who got into

a drunk driving accident

and nearly killed a kid,

but did I get some fancy-pants

lawyer to get me off scot-free 'cause I

was just below the legal limit? Uh-uh!

I prayed for forgiveness,

and I pled guilty.

And when the judge ordered me

to pay a million dollars

to the kid's family

and he sent me to jail

for a month, did I stop there?

No. I started helping people.

Volunteering.

Philanthropy.

'Cause that's

the kind of guy I am.

You may wish you're that

kinda man,

but you're not.

You're a scumbag home-wrecker.

You wrecked my home, Jeffrey.

You wrecked my home.

And I could just as easily

wreck yours with one phone call.

But I don't need to do that.

Because you're the kinda guy

who's gonna

f*** it all up himself.

Hey, Lincoln, how are you?

Very good, very good.

So guess what?

I got the job, Doc.

No kidding, that's great news.

Actually, I start tomorrow.

And to celebrate,

this weekend my wife and I

were thinking we could

have you and your family

over to dinner.

What's that noise, Lincoln?

Oh, I'm all tied up to my

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