Criminal Minds Season 6: Crime Scene - Devil in the Details Page #3

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my net whores.

- Oh, God, I never learn.

- No, you don't.

All right, all right.

Anyway, a few hours later,

I get a call from Nealy.

- She's read all my emails.

- No!

Yeah. Suffice to say,

she is not too pleased.

Of course, I can't leave to

go talk to her in person.

My patient's labor's going on

all night, so the next morning,

I have some flowers

delivered to her store

with a very cheesy love poem.

But when I finally get home,

she's still at her shop,

so I go for a run

to clear my head

and I decide to make a whole

romantic dinner for her.

It was going great.

It seems like

we were really communicating

until she just gets weird.

She gets really emotional,

really serious,

and then she says

something like,

"I think about going out

and f***ing other people,

too."

I don't know, it was so weird.

It just gets weird.

She turns and she runs off

and we end up doing it.

You know, having sex,

and that was like,

uh... six months ago.

Huh.

Well, don't laugh.

Why not? It's funny, right?

- Maybe to you.

- It's hilarious.

But who am I to laugh?

I think it's been like a year

since Pete and I f***ed.

Wow.

This place is depressing.

What do you, what do you say

we order a couple more

and take 'em to go?

Go, go, go, go!

Do you think

the bartender's on to us?

We have to make

a quick getaway.

No, no, no,

not with open alcohol.

Come on, let's

walk around a bit.

- It's a nice day.

- OK, OK.

All right.

So what happened

with your raccoons?

They still driving you crazy?

Yes. In fact,

I was thinking about

buying a gun and camping out

- on my roof to shoot them.

- Oh, Pete has a gun.

- You could just borrow it.

- Are you serious, he has a gun?

I swear to God, you could blow

your varmints to smithereens!

- Oh, wow.

- Yeah.

Mind if I get inside?

No, just don't tell him.

It's his precious.

Yeah, of course it is.

- Is it loaded?

- Yeah.

No.

I double checked.

You know, I have never

held a gun before.

Really?

Do you feel macho?

Oh, yeah. Like Magnum, P.I.

What do you say,

for old times sake?

The life of a psychotherapist.

- So lucky.

- Am I lucky?

Uh, if you get called into your

office for an emergency,

all you have to do is

talk to one of your patients.

I think we went through all

of medical school high.

Maybe we did.

I just can't seem to remember.

When the net chicks say

they're 420-friendly,

that's when they really get me.

Really?

Yeah.

I used to love screwing

while stoned.

I found it to be very freeing.

Unfortunately for me,

since Nealy got pregnant,

just the idea of marijuana

makes her paranoid.

"Cool it Now" playing]

# Ronnie, Bobby,

Ricky and Mike #

# If I like the girl

who cares who you like #

# Cool it now... #

Come on, come on with me,

right here.

- Right here, come on.

- No.

I have... No.

- I, I, I, I have an idea.

- What, what, what?

I have an idea.

What? What?

I think that you

should take this home...

...and smoke it.

Listen to me.

I think you should

climb in bed...

OK, take this,

and lay some pipe.

Sounds like a great idea,

but that will not happen.

- Why not?

- Oh.

Just the smell of it,

just, just the smell...

...it just

makes her uptight.

So smoke it outside.

She won't even know.

# Here I go, here I go,

here I go again #

- # Girls, what's my weakness? #

- # Men! #

# OK then, chillin', chillin',

mindin' my business #

# Yo, Salt, I looked around,

and I couldn't believe this #

# I swear, I stared,

my niece my witness #

# The brother had it goin'

on with somethin' kinda...uh #

# Wicked, wicked

Had to kick it #

# I'm not shy

so I asked for the digits #

# A ho?

No, that don't make me #

# See what I want slip slide

to it swiftly #

# Felt it in my hips

so I dipped back #

# To my bag of tricks

Then I flipped for a tip #

# Make me wanna do tricks

for him #

# Lick him like a lollipop

should be licked #

# Came to my senses

and I chilled for a bit #

# Don't know how you do

the voodoo that you do #

# So well it's a spell

Hell, makes me wanna #

# Shoop shoop shoop #

# Shoop ba-doop #

# Shoop ba-doop

ba-doop ba-doop #

# Shoop ba-doop

Shoop ba-doop #

# Shoop ba-doop

ba-doop ba-doop #

# You're packed and you're

stacked 'specially in the back #

# Brother, wanna thank your

mother for a butt like that #

# Can I get some fries

with that shake-shake booby? #

# If looks could kill

you would be an Uzi... #

Searching for Hell.

Still searching.

Hello.

Hello, my name is Lilith...

My name is Lilith Wasserman

and I'm calling

about my cat, Matthew...

...who is missing.

OK, little man.

Give Mommy a big hug

and kiss and say, "I love you.

Brought you breakfast.

Surprise!" OK?

Now, now, now!

Hello.

Hello, good morning.

Breakfast in bed?

Wow. Thank you.

Thank you.

- Mmm!

- I'm the luckiest girl in the world.

You can eat the breakfast

if you want.

I can? Do you wanna

have some, too?

Yeah.

Yeah? You want

a blueberry?

I already had one.

Hey, can I smell this flower?

Absolutely.

Hey, Link!

Hey, Doc.

What the heck you doing here?

- Lookin' for you.

- Seriously?

I want to talk to you

about something.

You came all the way out

to the mineral plant

to talk to me?

I had the day off.

It's a short drive.

Well, it's good to see you.

Well, I hope you won't

be offended

by what I'm about to say.

I don't know.

What are you about to say?

Well, look, I took

the liberty of contacting

a friend of a friend

who runs a middle school.

It's a good school

with a serious athletic program.

Turns out a coach

over there is leaving

and they'd love to interview you

if you're interested.

I hope that's not insulting.

Oh, no, Doc.

I'm... touched.

Mind if I ask you why

you're doing this for me?

I just...

I guess I just felt like it.

Here, um...

Here's the coach's

name and number.

He's expecting your call.

My number's on there too,

just in case.

Thanks, Doc.

Dr. Lang!

Dr. Lang!

Dr. Lang! Dr. Lang!

Dr. Lang!

Doc...

Doc...

Dr. Lang!

Dr. Lang!

Dr. Lang!

I think you left this

in my car.

Pete, you wanna go in...

Eh! There's nothin'

to talk about.

Becca's already

spilled the beans.

I taught you how to make pesto,

for God's sakes.

You sleep with my wife?!

I can't talk about this here...

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Rebecca, it's Jeff. It's urgent.

Please call me back.

Hey, there.

I'm sorry you had to see that

back in my office.

I'm not sure what you

actually overheard.

May I ask what you

were doin' there?

I need to show you something.

What is it?

Oh, my God.

Oh, no, no.

Is there anything

I can do for you?

Sing with me?

- Sing?

- Sing with me?

# Day is done #

# Gone the sun #

# Sun #

Aww.

# From the lakes #

# From the hills #

# From the sky #

Oh, God, no.

Oh, God, no!

No! No!

Oh, my God.

Why?

Why?

Ohh... no.

He was so wonderful.

All he wanted to do was play.

I could really use a hug.

It's OK. It's OK.

There you go.

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