Critters 2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1988
- 86 min
- 344 Views
I hate that part.
Bounty hunters, have you
completed your mission?
Oh, yeah, we wasted him.
Check out the head
on this sucker.
Fine, however, an earlier
expedition remains incomplete.
A G-sweep of the planet Earth
indicates residual Crite life.
- G-sweep's wrong.
- No way, Your Holiness...
I was there.
I saw it all.
The G-sweep is
infallible.
The council is very nervous
when it comes to the Crites.
They are a lethal plague
and must be wiped out.
Pay for the Hexapod kill
shall be withheld
until the eradication
of Crites on Earth is verified.
There must be no doubt.
Does this mean
we're going back to Earth?
What takes you
to Grover's Bend, son?
My grandmother
lives there.
Oh, Easter vacation
with Granny, huh?
That's
a good grandson.
You know what the Bend's
famous for, don't you?
What's that?
Hasn't your granny ever told you
about those space porcupine things?
No. No, she never did.
Bunch of folks hereabout
think they came
from one of those unidentified
flying UFOs or some such.
Some say those
little boogers attacked
one of the farms
outside of town.
Maybe a friend
of your granny's, huh?
The Browns.
No... no, no.
She doesn't know any Browns.
Come on, man!
Buried treasure
right this way.
What the hell
are we doing?
in two years.
What exactly
are we looking for?
Collector's items.
Nothing like them.
Just like all the other weird sh*t
you got in your store.
Jeez, it's freezing
in here.
What are they?
Whatever you tell people
they are.
So what do you say?
These things
ain't worth dick!
Okay, fine.
I'll just take 'em
up to K.C.
See what one of them big antique
stores'll give me for them.
- You do that.
- But...
a case of Meister Brau would
save me a lot of trouble.
- Load 'em up.
- Right!
Perfect fit!
Come on, kids,
let's go. Hurry up.
Hey, Sis, dinner's
at 6:
00, okay?'Kay, Megan!
- You put...
- No, no, no.
Okay, okay. We'll pull the photo
one column to the left.
Now we'll keep
the 4H Club sidebar,
and we will swap
with the Easter egg hunt
right here!
- l-l...
- Yeah.
- Hey, Dad!
- Hi, honey!
- I got the returns.
- Just put them back by the...
- the typeset, will you?
- Okay.
What do we do about
the 39-pound squash?
We bury it somewhere
on page four.
- Didn't you say it was 29 pounds?
- 39.
I weighed
ol' jumbo myself.
Better move it
up to page one.
We're still looking
Put that back!
I got a stop-press
story for you.
What's that?
"Bus driver
finds Grover's Bend"?
"Brad Brown is
back in town."
Bradley Brown?!
The boy who cried
'critter.'
We don't want to get scooped
on this one, Mr. Morgan.
Not much chance of that, Sal.
We're the only paper in 80 miles.
This is big news
in Grover's Bend.
Inquiring minds
want to know!
- Like mine.
- Mm-hmm.
Just forget it, Sal. That boy's
stories nearly tore this town apart.
Just let Grover's Bend
forget about that night.
I mean it, Sal, no...
Brad Brown.
Brad who?
Snacktime!
Here we are!
Don't you have
any Clark Bars or Milk Duds?
Honey, fresh vegetables
are high in fiber,
and we need fiber
for a healthy B.M.
We don't want to get
constipated, do we?
- No!
- No, we don't.
I know who that is!
Bradley, come on in.
- Hi, Nana.
- Look at you...
you're shooting up
like a stinkweed.
You've been
eating red meat.
No! No, no, no.
Not me.
It's the worst thing
you could do to that body.
Come in here and have
You know the carnivores
have short intestines
and the meat passes
right out through?
But we're herbivores,
we've got great
long intestines
and the meat
just rots in there.
No, no, you stop it.
Quigley, get your stupid dog
out of the way.
Chili Dog,
get in the back.
Go on, get back.
Go on.
Get in the back.
Get in the back
you miserable son of a b*tch!
Go on!
- It's just a dog.
- So was "Cujo."
Sh*t.
Hi, Harv.
What in the hell
are you doing here?
Important business.
Brad Brown is back in town.
Oh... well,
on the important chart
I'd put that right
between a pineapple quiche
and a pimple
on the ass.
I thought you'd want to talk with
him... about the critters and all.
Why in the hell would I want
to do a thing like that?
If I never talk
to anybody
about them things
I'll die a happy man...
and besides that,
I ain't been sheriff of this burg
for two glorious years.
Why don't you
run along home, Sal,
because they're about
Here's the last of them.
Put them with the rest
of them, brain dead.
So... what about
them brewskies?
This is all that
plain-wrap piss.
I thought we agreed
on Meister Brau.
I ain't got
no Meister Brau.
Then I'm taking two.
And a couple of these!
I hate teenagers.
Quigley!
Now... what in the hell
am I gonna do with you?
...Right onto highway 54,
just outside of Grover's Bend.
We'd love to see ya.
- Moo-ve.
# We won't give you
a bum steer. #
Say...
how come...
you look like
that rock and roll guy,
and Lee's still a...
nothing-face?
Because this body fit.
Lee stays
a nothing-face
till he finds
the right self.
Can't live
in the wrong self.
Charlie quiet.
- Charlie thinking.
- Thinking what?
just about going back to Earth
after all this time.
Don't want to?
I don't know.
On Earth, I was
just a big nobody.
I had one friend...
and he was
just a kid.
- Brad.
- Yeah.
Hey, hey, uh...
you wouldn't just leave me
on Earth, would you?
Charlie bounty hunter.
Yeah...
yeah, Charlie
bounty hunter.
You guys are okay,
you know that?
# We won't give you
a bum steer. #
or a Moo shake?
We've got a two-for-one
Easter special.
No, thanks.
Wesley.
What are you doing here?
Let's have us
a beer.
Don't you get it?
Let's just say
I'm not the Van Halen type.
All right!
I hate elevator
music too.
Look...
what other choice
you got?
Wesley, I've got to go
to work! Leave me alone!
Leave her alone.
Just, you know...
cool it, okay?
Well, looky here.
Little Bradley Brown.
I haven't seen you
in a long time, peewee.
How's your little
space monsters?
I don't want to start
any trouble, okay, Wesley?
Did you hear that?
The little mouse
don't want any trouble.
Well, that's too bad.
I'm warning you,
I've been taking karate.
I don't want anyone
getting hurt,
so just keep
your distance.
Somebody call the sheriff!
Shouldn't have
come back, a**hole!
Nobody wants you here!
Thanks for
the getaway. I'm...
Bradley Brown.
Do I know you?
Did we go to school together?
You used to throw cherry bombs
in the trash cans.
Are you a senior?
Yup.
- What?
- Ponytail and braces.
- And zits.
- You're Megan Morgan?!
Does your dad still run
the newspaper?
I'm a reporter there.
Really?!
Kinda like a "Jimmy Olsen"
with breasts.
Chili, chow!
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