Critters 2 Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1988
- 86 min
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Well, sh*t.
I reckon you'll come back
when you get hungry.
But I'm going home.
Mr. Quigley? Len?!
Are you here?
Nana, it's scary
in here.
It's okay, hon.
Nothing here
can hurt you.
Especially no dead frog.
- Don't touch that!
- I didn't hurt it!
Never mind that, Len.
you called me about?
Oh, they're
in the back.
Where on Earth
did you get these, Len?!
They're from Europe.
What are you
asking for these?
Uh...
That's not what you'd ask
the church, now, is it?
Oh, of course not.
Of course not!
I'll give you $20
for the stack.
You can have
half for $25.
- 20.
- For half.
These really are
special, aren't they?
Yeah, really.
- How long are you in town?
- Just through Easter vacation.
- Where do you guys live now?
- Up in Kansas City.
KC, K or KC, MO?
This isn't for
"The Gazette," is it?
I'm thinking of going to college
there next year, okay?
Sorry, I just get nervous
with reporters and stuff.
'Cause of all that talk
about those...
space monsters
No such thing
as any "space monsters."
Really?
Yeah, that was just a stupid kid's
dumb dream. It never happened.
Oh, thanks for
helping me, honey.
And for being such a good girl,
I've got a present for you.
- What?
- Just wait.
Wow, a chocolate bunny!
It's better than chocolate,
honey, it's carob!
You might as well
take one of these too.
- Thanks, Nana.
- Happy Easter, darling.
Sh*t.
Easter sucks.
Jeez-oh-peese.
What the...?
Chili Dog?
Chili, boy.
Chili?
Chili, wake up, boy.
Looks like someone's
getting sleepy.
Not me!
Go on. You want to be
bright-eyed and bushy-tailed
for the big Easter egg hunt
tomorrow morning.
But I'm not
sleepy yet, Daddy.
- Really!
- Uh-huh.
Come on,
I'll tuck you in.
Okay...
"Okay..."
- 'Night, brat.
- 'Night, creep.
Super daughter.
- Want to get under the covers?
- No, it's too hot.
Oh, okay. 'Night, night,
sleep tight.
Don't let
the bedbugs bite.
I'll just bite it
right back!
Yeah. Oh...
uh-oh!
What's that
in your hair?
'Night, Daddy,
I love you.
I love you, too.
I'm going to bed now,
Bradley.
Don't stay up
too late.
You knew no one
would believe it.
Didn't you?
I sure do
miss you, Charlie.
Where did you go?
Honey, are you all right?
Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
- Your Easter candy's a real mess.
Would you look at this?
You ladies are doing
a wonderful job.
Now, Reverend!
Those are
for the children.
The Easter
Bunny's here.
Right on time.
Midge, would you bring
the sheriff his package?
- Here you go.
- There you are.
Are you sure you couldn't get
somebody else to do this?
Sheriff Harv did it
for 20 years running.
Well, I ain't
Sheriff Harv!
Don't be
such a gloomy Gus.
Sheriff, just help us out.
Who knows, you might even
have yourself a good time.
Fat chance.
Well, you better
hurry, ladies.
- Resurrection's in 45 minutes.
- Oh!
- Put this down on the other side.
- Okay, Emily.
Spread them out
so they're all even.
Good morning,
children.
Happy Easter.
We're going to have
to be patient today.
We can't start the hunt
until the services are over.
I have it on good authority
just might make
an appearance.
Go on now!
Thank you.
Boy, pretty good
crowd today.
I haven't seen you
since Christmas.
- I thought he was gone!
- He's trouble.
...back here.
- That's him.
Brad!
Welcome, friends.
Welcome one and all.
Today, of course,
is the Day of Resurrection.
So it seems only fitting
that some of you
have chosen this day
to resurrect
your church-going habit.
Why'd I ever let her
talk me into this?
Honey, that's
awfully beautiful.
Aw, this is great.
It'd give them kids
a real education.
What the hell was in you?
...and entering
into the sepulcher,
they saw, sitting
on the right side,
a young man...
clothed in a long,
white garment.
And they were
afrighted.
Come on, sweetheart,
let's go.
There you are.
My dad just ran
your grandma home.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm all right.
What do you think
happened to the sheriff?
You heard 'em. It was probably
some kind of farm accident.
Farm accident?!
You saw him!
That was no
farm accident.
What are you
trying to say?
You were telling the truth
about those things.
- There are no such things!
- I don't believe you.
I mean, I do
believe you.
I mean, I believe what
Do me a favor and don't
do me any favors, okay?
Don't you think
we better go see Harv?
Well, I'm going.
Megan...
Harv?!
We need you in town, something
awful's happened at the church.
What the hell are
you doing here, boy?
been those... creatures.
What creatures
would that be?
- It's true, Harv.
- You see 'em?
Not exactly, but l...
Then don't be bringing me grief!
You go tell the sheriff.
- The sheriff is dead!
- They got him up at the church.
His stomach
was eaten out.
Folks are saying it was some farm
machine accident, but it wasn't.
You have to come with us, Harv!
What are you doing?
What does it look like
I'm doing, Einstein?
I'm doing what
any intelligent,
God-fearing
I'm haulin' ass!
You can't leave now!
This town needs you!
Yeah? This town
voted me out in a landslide.
This town can
kiss my ass!
I can't believe you're
just going to run away.
We need you, Harv.
We need a sheriff.
hi...
this here's
American culture.
Good reading.
G-Good articles.
Transform.
Oh no, Lee.
No, no, Lee.
Don't look at me, Lee!
Kill Crites.
Hey, guys!
Hey, wait up!
Hey, Lee!
Lee, you're gonna
need this!
Okay, let's think about this. Maybe
there is a logical explanation.
What do you mean?
Like really bad stomach ulcers?
It could have
been a dog!
Yeah, and it could have been
You saw him, Brad.
It was no dog.
What's the matter?
I need a little air. I was going
home to take a hot bath and I see...
- Slow down.
- Rolling, rolling, towards me...
- It's getting bigger and bigger...
- Take a breath!
And it's got
these big teeth...
- Where did it go?!
- Into Quigley's.
- Mr. Quigley!
- Get in the truck. Lock the doors.
You can't go.
Let's get help!
Who are we gonna call?
Critter Busters?
Just stay behind me
in the truck!
Mr. Quigley?
Anybody home?
Mr. Quigley,
are you okay?
Nobody's home.
Let's get out of here.
Get up!
Bradley,
look behind you!
Get in the truck!
Get in!
- Roll up the window!
- It's broken!
- Come on!
- God damn it!
Come on, come on!
- You're flooding it!
- Then you drive!
Dear God,
that critter thing!
Get away,
I am not kidding!
Yuck, veggies, ugh!
Nana, the critters
are here.
No, sh*t, Bradley!
Damn meat eaters!
Where are you going?
Bradley!
- Where's the communicator?
- What communicator?
The one the bounty hunters
gave to me.
Bounty hunters?!
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