Critters 2 Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1988
- 86 min
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- The space guys.
- Oh, you mean the remote control.
- It's always on the TV.
- Not the remote control.
Nana, this is not
the remote control.
Those bounty hunters!
That was fast.
- More Crites.
- Yeah, a lot more.
Boy am I glad
to see you.
B-both of you.
These guys are great.
Charlie!
Brad.
I can't believe it!
Look at you... all dressed up
like one of them.
Well, I am one of them.
I'm a bounty hunter.
Yeah, right.
No, no, no.
I work with them.
Are you still...?
I don't need that anymore.
See... see...
up in space,
I am somebody.
See, I got a job
and a meaning.
So I guess that means
you won't be staying long then.
Probably not.
B-but, see, Brad...
I gotta go where
I gotta...
go...
where no man
has gone before.
Well, it's really good
to have you back, Charlie.
Even if it's just
for a little while.
Hey, wait!
Help us out over here.
- That guy's crazy.
- Don't go in there.
# Hey, little buddies,
come gather 'round #
# This here's the very best
eating in town #
# The Hungry Heifer's
the place to be #
# Lip-lickin' good,
you can take it from me #
# Try a Polar Burger
# And wash it all down
with a Moo shake #
# Pat your tummy
and smack your lips #
# Suck for hours
on your fingertips #
# We won't give you
a bum steer. #
Get out of the way!
Operator?! Operator,
can you hear me? Please listen,
I can't hear you. This is
the editor of the "Gazette."
We need to get the highway
patrol here right away.
Operator, can you... oh, God.
Oh my God.
I can't hear you.
All I can hear is static.
If you're there...
can you hear me?
Can anybody out there hear me?
Daddy?
- Thank God!
- The critters are real.
- I know.
- Daddy, are you okay?
- Yeah.
Did you guys hear that?
Let's get to the door.
- Oh no! Daddy!
- Get him up, come on!
- Go!
- For God's sake!
- Wesley!
- Wesley!
Chickenshit!
Go on inside. You'll be
much safer in there.
I need some more
bandages.
Daddy!
- Cindy, are you okay?
- What happened to Daddy?
Don't worry,
he's gonna be all right.
Sh*t!
Ug, what happened?
Crites feed
together.
Eat like a family.
Love meat.
A bad habit.
You guys
don't eat meat?!
Hey, who's gonna pay
for all this stuff?!
Look at the mess
you guys made!
No, Lee,
no, no, don't...
not this!
No, Lee!
Kill more Crites.
l-I gotta go, Brad.
Sorry.
It sure is quiet.
Maybe they're all dead.
I wish.
They're probably
waiting right outside.
There's a cheery thought.
It's like they're
teasing us or something.
I just wish I knew
where they were.
Lee?
Lee?
Lee?!
What are you doing?
No! No, no, no!
No, Lee, please!
Hold it, Lee.
Hold on.
This is the one.
This... now, this...
This... that's it.
Good, that's it.
Kill Crites.
Thank you.
Sweet Jesus!
What was that?
Lee?
Ug, what happened?
Where's Lee?
Ug's losing it.
Charlie,
what happened?
Lee's dead.
What happened to...
Ug?
Is he okay?
- He ain't breathing.
- He don't have a mouth.
Try and transform, Ug.
Ug...
I'm not a good enough bounty hunter
to do it by myself.
Hey, get back inside!
Go on!
If you don't get inside
I'm going to see to it
your dad blisters
your little butt!
Get inside
and lock the door.
I'm back.
Cindy?
Cindy!
Looks like we got us
a job to do.
- Did you hear that?
- Uh-huh.
- What was it?
Look!
Where are
they all going?
I don't know.
Looks like some kind of
critter convention.
There must be
hundreds of them.
We can't call
in the highway patrol.
All the damn
phone lines are down.
We've got to do something.
We can't just stay here!
Those things got the west road
out of town blocked.
- We're never gonna get past them.
- Same goes for the east.
Listen, this is
Now, I say we stay here and wait
- Mind your own business, boy!
This is my business!
They don't give up! We have
to fight them and kill them.
two years ago when
they come
to the boy's house.
The boy's back in town and
the damn things are here too!
I've been through this before!
We have to fight these things!
We don't include you.
Now, I ain't listening to no
undersized kid from the big city.
Or no town drunk!
Or no no-faced spaceman
out of a flying saucer telling us
how to run our own town!
We didn't have this trouble
till the boy came back.
Let's not get hysterical here. That
boy saved my little girl's life.
This ain't no show of yours
either, Morgan.
I say the boy's
bad news in shoes.
What is this bullshit?
Them man-eating dustmops
got us roped up tighter
than a blue-ribbon bull
and all you folks can do
is stand here and play
kick-the-can with some punk kid!
If we set around here
on our duffs...
bitching...
we're gonna end up
tomorrow's leftovers.
I don't too much
relish that idea.
I think it's time
to fight back.
- We gotta blow them up.
- Oh, come on, boy!
No, no, I mean it! Go out
in the field and see for yourselves.
The critters are eating
the cattle out there.
It's just like Ug said,
they get together to feed.
So let's put out the most outrageous
banquet in the world for them.
What have you
got in mind, son?
Polar Burgers! We'll get them
into the hamburger factory,
lock them in
and then blow them up!
Who's gonna lead
this suicide mission?
Well...
it was my idea.
But I'm gonna
need some help.
Well...
I'm in.
I'll go.
Really?!
All right, you all
just volunteered.
Come on, you bunch
of pussies.
You've got nothing
to lose but your lives.
I'll get the gate!
Go!
Armed and dangerous,
everybody.
Oh my God!
It's working!
Let's roll.
Oh my God.
Harv, Harv!
Company's coming.
Wait up!
Hey, don't piss
them off!
Keep your distance.
Stay downwind of them things.
Everybody, ready?
Here they come.
Oh dear God.
Great.
They stopped.
Oh sh*t.
Charlie, come back here!
Charlie!
They're coming back.
- Brad, I think it's gonna work.
- Shhh.
Where did that
big one come from?
Oh my God.
Look at the size
of their leader.
Brad...
Ug.
It's the bounty hunter.
He led them back.
The door!
Run! Blow it,
blow it!
We fried 'em!
Are you okay?
Yeah. It's just ketchup.
Close one, though.
Get back, she's gonna
blow again!
Son of a b*tch.
Harv, it's heading
back to town.
Ohhh, Lord, Harv,
the children!
- Come on.
- Let's go!
Come on!
Come on, faster!
They're heading for town!
Come on!
Oh my God, I bet it's headed
for the church.
We gotta stop it!
Inside, quick.
Quickly!
Honey, do what he says.
Get inside.
Brad, look out!
Ram it, ram it!
I'm gonna hit it!
- Come on!
- Run, run!
Look!
I'm a bounty hunter!!
Charlie...
You mean that...
Charlie...?
Good ol' Charlie.
Brad, look at Ug.
Well, just go
on in, huh?
You practically got
the whole run of the bus.
Goodbye, Brad.
Goodbye, Charlie...
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