Crocodile Dundee Page #4
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1986
- 97 min
- 5,985 Views
Hey! Ah!
Where the hell did I leave the cab?
Don't know.
You wait here until I
go look for it, mate.
Righto, mate.
G'day, girls.
Mick Dundee from Australia.
Looking for a good time, honey?
Always looking for a good time.
Are either of you ladies attached
or married or anything like that?
No. We're both single ladies.
This is Karla. I'm Simone.
Where you from, honey?
I'm from Walkabout Creek
in the Northern Territory.
You probably don't
know where that is.
Hey. I do.
You're the guy I've been
reading about in the paper,
the "Crocodile Man."
I've been reading about
him in the paper.
He's like a regular Tarzan.
Wrestles crocodiles, eats snakes.
Is this your first
trip to New York?
First trip anywhere.
Well, hell.
We might just have to
give you one for free.
Yeah.
One what?
Huh.
Ah, maybe we could take in a movie
or, you know, go to a dance or...
Hey, girls, girls.
Are we working tonight
or are we socializing?
Hey, pal.
I was just talking to the ladies
and making a bit of progress.
Are you going to talk all night, my
man, or you going to screw one of them?
but if you stand around out the
front of a place like this,
you're going to hear that
kind of bad language.
I should've been home hours ago.
Nice chatting to you, ladies.
Hey, come on, Dan. You're
in no condition to drive.
Hop in, mate.
That's why you have so many
accidents over here...
The steering wheel's on the
wrong side of the car.
Get out of the way, dopey!
Get on the right side of
the road, you pelican!
If I give my heart to you
Then I'll have none
and you'll have two
Seor Mick?
Ah.
The towels for Seor Mick.
Is that you, Rosita?
on the bed, will you?
Muchas gracias, love.
Si, Seor Mick.
Struth!
Um... Hey, listen, uh...
Rosita, uh...
I was only being friendly.
You know, I didn't mean, um...
Your towels, Seor Mick.
Oh. Phew.
For a minute there, um...
Room service took on
a whole new meaning.
One dog, please.
With chili, onions,
sauerkraut, and some peppers.
There you go.
You eat that?
Well, you know, you can live on
it, but it tastes like sh*t.
My bag!
Somebody stop him!
Thief! Thief!
Hey, Mick!
How you doing, baby?
It's me, Simone!
Oh, yeah, Simone.
Having a good time?
As always.
Nice girl.
Thoughtful, too...
- Dancing with her father.
- Hmm.
You'll have to overcome this
- country boy shyness, Dundee.
- Hi.
Yeah.
Oh, there's someone
I want you to meet.
Ah! Sue, darling! You're back.
How wonderful.
Fran, how are you?
Couldn't be better.
Tell me, who's the new man?
This is the man I'm writing
about, Mick Dundee.
Oh!
Something the matter, darling?
Oh!
Hi. Pleased to meet you.
It's okay. He's Australian.
Maybe I'd better go there someday.
Oh, darling, I'm so
glad you could come.
Excuse me.
Ah. Just making sure.
Right.
I'll get us a drink.
It's good sh*t.
What's up, pal? Got a
blocked nose, have you?
Blocked nose. Right.
There's a better way
of doing it than that.
Better way, huh?
Yep.
It's the way we do it back home.
Now, boil the water,
get the steam going. Right.
Put your face right over that.
And the old tea towel
over your scalp.
Put your head right down onto that.
Breathe it in real deep.
Ten minutes of that, you'll be
clear as a bell. No worries.
Get into it.
That will do it.
You know, Mick, that was probably
worth of cocaine.
What's that?
Oh. It's a drug. You sniff it.
What for?
Well, to get a buzz.
What, like shoving a
blowfly up your nose?
Got the photo, Mick.
I look great.
Yeah.
Ida sends love.
Wait a minute. Donk wants
to have a word to you.
Mick! Get stuffed!
Very good.
How you getting on with
the New Yorkers, Mick?
Oh, bonzer people.
Friendly, full of beans,
but, uh, a bit weird.
Well, that's the joys of traveling.
Uh. When are you coming home, mate?
Well, if you can manage,
Wal, I'd like to stay a while.
Oh, yeah. No troubles at all.
Wouldn't have anything to do with
a certain lady writer, would it?
Yeah, well,
to start with, she's a
better kisser than Donk.
You little beauty.
Keep in touch.
Yeah. No worries, Wal. Ta-ta.
Come on, Wal, what'd he say?
Well, he wants to stay there
He wants me to take
care of things here.
You got a light, buddy?
Yeah. Sure, kid. There you go.
And your wallet.
Mick, give him your wallet.
- What for?
- He's got a knife.
That's not a knife.
That's a knife.
Sh*t!
Just kids having fun.
Are you all right?
I'm with you, Dundee.
God, that sounds corny.
Why do you always make me feel
like Jane in a Tarzan comic?
That's what we ran while
you were down under.
Sorry. Can't seem to
get my mind in gear.
Sue, when you were away,
I, uh... I did some thinking.
It's time I made
some concrete plans.
Are you building a freeway
or proposing to the finest
catch in New York state?
Hello, young lady. Been
reading your articles.
It seems you've been
tripping all over the world,
enjoying yourself at our expense.
Well, I'd like to think you're
getting your money's worth.
Hi, Dad.
You got a kiss for the old man?
Thank God you're home safe.
Have you told Sue about Sunday?
Oh, I was just about to.
You're coming out to the weekend
house for a welcome home dinner.
But, right now, I want
Richard to explain
how he runs this newspaper
better than I do
when I'm away.
By all means, bring along
this, uh, Crocodile Dundee.
Him, I've got to meet.
I thought you said your
dad sells newspapers.
Oh, well...
He sells a lot of newspapers.
Thank you, Gus.
Oh, hell. The dogs are out.
Mick.
Nice to see you again,
Miss. Mr. Mason.
Good to see you looking
so fit and well.
Simpson, Mr. Dundee.
Nice to meet you, Simo.
Call me Mick.
Mick.
Ahem. Your father's
expecting you, Miss.
He's waiting with his
guests in the lounge.
Oh, excuse me.
- Hi, pumpkin.
- Hi, Dad.
- Richard.
- Good to see you.
And this of course is Mr. Dundee.
Yep.
I believe I'm deeply in your debt
for saving my daughter's life.
Well, um... Buy me a cold beer,
and we'll call it quits.
Nice joint you got here.
Well, it keeps the
rain off our heads.
Come. I want you to
meet some people.
Patricia, a drink for Mr. Dundee.
Oh, my God, look who's here.
- My Dawn.
- How are you?
Dorothy and Wendell
Wainwright. From Australia.
- Oh.
- Nice to meet you, Wendell.
Mick. Have a drink.
Thank you.
Are you involved in
cattle, Mr. Dundee?
Yeah. Mostly buffaloes.
- Oh.
- Do you breed them?
No, I just toss them.
And how are you finding New York?
- Bit of a lunatic asylum, eh?
- Oh.
That's why I love it,
'cause I fit right in.
if you'll excuse me, I'd like Mick
to say hello to Senator Manly.
That's a good idea.
- It was nice meeting you.
- See you later.
Seems like a personable fellow.
What a strange gentleman.
Nice people.
Dorothy's fine now, but she
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