Crystal Fairy Page #10

Yeah, I really am, actually,

yeah, I really am, actually,

just afraid of sharks, though.

Just afraid of sharks, though.

Like, they... I hate the idea

like, they... I hate the idea

that they could be swimming

that they could be swimming

underneath you, and you don't

underneath you, and you don't

know, and then you're just like,

know, and then you're just like,

I don't know, it's really...

I don't know, it's really...

I actually am really afraid

I actually am really afraid

of sharks.

Of sharks.

Crystal fairy, so why don't

crystal fairy, so why don't

you share your fears with us?

You share your fears with us?

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

Well...

Well...

You know, I guess my biggest

you know, I guess my biggest

fear is that, that this

fear is that, that this

incarnation of humans is not

incarnation of humans is not

gonna realize its freedom,

gonna realize its freedom,

you know?

You know?

Freedom... freedom from time,

freedom... freedom from time,

from this mechanized world that

from this mechanized world that

we live in, from ego, you know?

We live in, from ego, you know?

We, we have to awaken to, to our

we, we have to awaken to, to our

own nature, to ourselves,

own nature, to ourselves,

you know, so we can cast aside

you know, so we can cast aside

our ego and, and, and reconcile

our ego and, and, and reconcile

with the divine, you know,

with the divine, you know,

with earth, and, and now is the

with earth, and, and now is the

time to do it.

Time to do it.

We've gotta, oh, we've gotta

we've gotta, oh, we've gotta

work hard and unleash that

work hard and unleash that

ancient voice of consciousness

ancient voice of consciousness

that, that now only belongs to

that, that now only belongs to

the, to the angels and to the

the, to the angels and to the

fairies, you know?

Fairies, you know?

And it's, it's difficult,

and it's, it's difficult,

you know, it's destructive.

You know, it's destructive.

It's a darkness that each of us

it's a darkness that each of us

have to pass through, you know,

have to pass through, you know,

that the world is passing

that the world is passing

through, the world, it's

through, the world, it's

suffering so much the way that

suffering so much the way that

we are, but at the end,

we are, but at the end,

this world will end, and it will

this world will end, and it will

transform and we'll be in a new

transform and we'll be in a new

world, in or around December

world, in or around December

21st, 2012, which is the end of

21st, 2012, which is the end of

the Mayan calendar, you know,

the Mayan calendar, you know,

and then we will be living in a

and then we will be living in a

transformed, beautiful world

transformed, beautiful world

that is surrounded by the

that is surrounded by the

new sphere.

New sphere.

I'm gonna try to translate

I'm gonna try to translate

a little bit to lel.

[CHUCKLES]

CRYSTAL:
Are you sure you're

CRYSTAL:
Are you sure you're

translating correctly?

Translating correctly?

CHAMPA:
Yeah, because you

CHAMPA:
Yeah, because you

talk too much, I'm getting,

talk too much, I'm getting,

like, a little bit of what you

like, a little bit of what you

said, but...

Said, but...

CRYSTAL:
I just... 'cause he's

CRYSTAL:
I just... 'cause he's

laughing. CHAMPA: Si, yeah.

LAUGHING. CHAMPA: Si, yeah.

Are you laughing at me?

Are you laughing at me?

You're laughing at me?

You're laughing at me?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Sorry.

Sorry.

CHAMPA:
No.

CHAMPA:
No.

JAMIE:
Crystal, I have to say

JAMIE:
Crystal, I have to say

you're, you are hilarious.

You're, you are hilarious.

[LAUGHS] You're such a

[LAUGHS] You're such a

character, I love you.

Character, I love you.

You guys, this is serious.

You guys, this is serious.

It's up to us.

It's up to us.

This is serious.

This is serious.

It's... 2012 is around the

it's... 2012 is around the

corner!

Corner!

[SQUEAKING IN DISTANCE]

[SQUEAKING IN DISTANCE]

[ZIPPER UNZIPPING]

[GULLS SQUAWK IN DISTANCE...]

[CIGARETTE LIGHTER FLICKING]

Pollo!

Good morning.

Good morning.

Morning.

Morning.

Come do my magical passes

come do my magical passes

with me!

With me!

O.K.

O.K.

Oh, my God, look at your face.

Oh, my God, look at your face.

You look like a crab.

You look like a crab.

Yeah, I got a little sunburn.

Yeah, I got a little sunburn.

Here, you don't want that.

So we're gonna start with right

arm up, left leg up.

Arm up, left leg up.

O.K., and vigorous breath.

O.K., and vigorous breath.

And...

And...

[EXHALES FORCEFULLY]

[EXHALES FORCEFULLY]

Ideally, you have snot pouring

ideally, you have snot pouring

out of your nose, you know?

Out of your nose, you know?

That's good.

That's good.

Put a little force into it.

Put a little force into it.

Kind of like yoga?

Kind of like yoga?

Or something?

Or something?

Similar, similar.

Similar, similar.

Hey, crystal.

Hey, crystal.

Maybe you just finish your

maybe you just finish your

magical passes and I'll wake

magical passes and I'll wake

the guys up.

The guys up.

Jamie, remember yesterday how

Jamie, remember yesterday how

we talked about just letting

we talked about just letting

things unfold in their own time

things unfold in their own time

and not rushing or forcing them?

And not rushing or forcing them?

Yeah, crystal, I'm not

yeah, crystal, I'm not

rushing anything.

Rushing anything.

Don't be so patronizing,

don't be so patronizing,

you know?

You know?

I'm just...

I'm just...

I'm not rushing it.

I'm not rushing it.

We didn't do it last night,

we didn't do it last night,

we're doing it today, so it's

we're doing it today, so it's

not really rushing it.

Not really rushing it.

I think you should just let

I think you should just let

the boys get their rest.

The boys get their rest.

Well, I think we should do it

well, I think we should do it

first thing in the morning,

first thing in the morning,

you know?

You know?

Maybe you should put some

maybe you should put some

sunblock on today.

[EXHALES REPEATEDLY]

Yeah, more, more, more.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, it looks good.

Oh, yeah, it looks good.

This is good.

This is good.

CRYSTAL:
Boys, your breakfast

CRYSTAL:
Boys, your breakfast

is ready!

Is ready!

No, we're not supposed

no, we're not supposed

to eat!

To eat!

Hey, champa, your brother said

hey, champa, your brother said

it was better to fast.

It was better to fast.

We're supposed to be fasting.

We're supposed to be fasting.

Guys.

Guys.

Don't eat that!

Don't eat that!

Come on!

Come on!

We're supposed to have

we're supposed to have

empty stomachs.

Empty stomachs.

It's easier to digest...

it's easier to digest...

they were hungry.

They were hungry.

I had a nice big plate of food

I had a nice big plate of food

this morning.

This morning.

I feel great.

I feel great.

O.K., I'm not eating and

O.K., I'm not eating and

I'm gonna go and drink over

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