Crystal Fairy Page #11

I'm gonna go and drink over

there because I don't think we

there because I don't think we

should be near the kitchen stuff

should be near the kitchen stuff

in case people start throwing

in case people start throwing

up, which now you guys are

up, which now you guys are

probably going to.

Probably going to.

Come over here when

come over here when

you're ready.

You boys, you don't worry

about him.

About him.

Just enjoy your breakfast, yeah?

Well, guys, I just want to

say I'm really happy we're all...

say I'm really happy we're all...

oh, we need our

oh, we need our

magical pebbles!

Magical pebbles!

We need our good energy pebbles,

we need our good energy pebbles,

our crystals.

Our crystals.

Does everybody have them?

Does everybody have them?

Yeah?

Yeah?

CHAMPA:

CHAMPA:

I didn't keep mine.

I didn't keep mine.

O.K., well, I will find you

O.K., well, I will find you

another one.

Cheers, my friend.

Cheers, amigo.

Strong flavor.

Strong.

Strong.

I think I'm going to wait

I think I'm going to wait

for the...

for the...

CRYSTAL:
Hey, wait,

CRYSTAL:
Hey, wait,

what are you doing?

What are you doing?

You started drinking it

you started drinking it

without us? Mmm.

Without us? Mmm.

PILO:

PILO:

JAMIE:
Yeah, it's got a

JAMIE:
Yeah, it's got a

really interesting...

really interesting...

yeah, I don't think I really

yeah, I don't think I really

need this, crystal.

Need this, crystal.

I don't think I need it.

I don't think I need it.

CHAMPA:
Yah, Jamie, pilo.

CHAMPA:
Yah, Jamie, pilo.

Cheers.

CRYSTAL:
Is it bad?

Here you go, crystal.

Here you go, crystal.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

Whoo!

[GAGS]

[GAGS]

Pilo.

Pilo.

[INDISTINCT]

[INDISTINCT]

Yeah, no, I still have, like,

yeah, no, I still have, like,

a headache, I'm not sure.

A headache, I'm not sure.

Ya po loco, go!

Ya po loco, go!

JAMIE:
Oh, the headache won't

JAMIE:
Oh, the headache won't

be a problem.

Be a problem.

This will probably...

This will probably...

Why don't we do a little

why don't we do a little

healing together as you take it?

Healing together as you take it?

That will help.

That will help.

That will soothe you.

That will soothe you.

JAMIE:
Yeah, do like,

JAMIE:
Yeah, do like,

a healing thing.

A healing thing.

CHAMPA:

CHAMPA:

CRYSTAL:
O.K., uh, yeah,

CRYSTAL:
O.K., uh, yeah,

I want you to actually sit

I want you to actually sit

facing east.

Facing east.

O.K.

O.K.

We're going to do a little

we're going to do a little

energy work, yeah, just to get

energy work, yeah, just to get

ourselves straight here.

Ourselves straight here.

And breathe in...

And breathe in...

And that's right.

And that's right.

It's a good time to start

it's a good time to start

drinking it...

Drinking it...

Mmm.

Mmm.

Very good.

Very good.

O.K.

O.K.

LEL:
It's very toxic...

LEL:
It's very toxic...

CRYSTAL:
Hey.

CRYSTAL:
Hey.

JAMIE:
What did you think?

CHAMPA:

What, her?

What, her?

Yeah.

Yeah.

San Pedro?

San Pedro?

It's definitely not, no.

It's definitely not, no.

The onset is like, 120 minutes.

The onset is like, 120 minutes.

Do you guys see the faces in

do you guys see the faces in

those rocks?

Those rocks?

Those smiling faces?

Those smiling faces?

What faces?

What faces?

There's a family of smiling

there's a family of smiling

faces right up on that Ridge.

Faces right up on that Ridge.

Really?

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Where exactly,

where exactly,

where specifically are they?

Where specifically are they?

Right up at the,

right up at the,

starting at the...

Starting at the...

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding?

There are no faces in the

there are no faces in the

mountains.

Mountains.

No, I think I see some.

No, I think I see some.

No, it hasn't hit yet.

No, it hasn't hit yet.

You're just pretending.

You're just pretending.

You don't need to like...

You don't need to like...

Crystal.

Crystal.

Like, just enjoy the beauty

like, just enjoy the beauty

of it.

Of it.

You know, they're just

you know, they're just

mountains.

Mountains.

Just enjoy what they are.

Just enjoy what they are.

You don't have to like,

you don't have to like,

imagine that there's something

imagine that there's something

there that there isn't.

There that there isn't.

Like, I don't need a rock in my

like, I don't need a rock in my

cup when I'm drinking this

cup when I'm drinking this

stuff either.

Stuff either.

Like, all of this stuff...

like, all of this stuff...

all right, Jamie,

all right, Jamie,

O.K., it's fine.

O.K., it's fine.

...Not really necessary.

...not really necessary.

Be real, you know?

Be real, you know?

I mean, it hasn't hit you yet.

I mean, it hasn't hit you yet.

Seems like...

Seems like...

Maybe, you need to be alone

maybe, you need to be alone

or something.

Or something.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I'm gonna go hang out with

I'm gonna go hang out with

those rocks.

Those rocks.

I'll see you guys later.

I'll see you guys later.

Come on, don't be an a**hole,

come on, don't be an a**hole,

man.

Man.

I'm not being... I'm being an

I'm not being... I'm being an

a**hole now?

A**hole now?

I'm just saying like...

I'm just saying like...

yeah, it's crystal fairy,

yeah, it's crystal fairy,

man.

Man.

You know her, you know that's...

You know her, you know that's...

I'm not being an a**hole,

I'm not being an a**hole,

I'm just saying she doesn't have

I'm just saying she doesn't have

to do all that stuff that she's

to do all that stuff that she's

constantly doing.

Constantly doing.

Yeah, but maybe you were too

yeah, but maybe you were too

honest, you know?

Honest, you know?

Besides, it's not necessary to

besides, it's not necessary to

say that to her.

Say that to her.

Well, somebody needs to say

well, somebody needs to say

that to her.

That to her.

She's obviously never heard that

she's obviously never heard that

in her whole life.

In her whole life.

I'm, you know, I'm just trying

I'm, you know, I'm just trying

to tell her how it is.

To tell her how it is.

O.K.

O.K.

What do you think if we go to

what do you think if we go to

explore the area?

Explore the area?

Over these rocks?

Over these rocks?

It's an amazing place.

It's an amazing place.

Yeah.

You guys, you think I was

really an a**hole...

Really an a**hole...

To crystal?

To crystal?

I don't know, you made me feel...

I don't know, you made me feel...

ah!

Ah!

You gave me so much grief after

you gave me so much grief after

we had that weird moment.

We had that weird moment.

Like you gave me so much grief

like you gave me so much grief

about it.

About it.

Do you think she's O.K.?

Do you think she's O.K.?

CHAMPA:
Just forget about it,

CHAMPA:
Just forget about it,

man.

Man.

Just relax, it was nothing,

just relax, it was nothing,

O.K.?

O.K.?

I can't stop thinking of it

I can't stop thinking of it

because you gave me so much

because you gave me so much

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