Crystal Fairy Page #12

Synopsis: Jamie (Cera) is a boorish, insensitive American twentysomething traveling in Chile, who somehow manages to create chaos at every turn. He and his friends are planning on taking a road trip north to experience a legendary shamanistic hallucinogen called the San Pedro cactus. In a fit of drunkenness at a wild party, Jamie invites an eccentric woman -- a radical spirit named Crystal Fairy (Hoffmann) -- to come along. What is meant to be a devil-may-care journey becomes a battle of wills as Jamie finds himself locking horns with his new traveling companion. But on a remote, pristine beach at the edge of the desert, the magic brew is finally imbibed, and the true adventure begins.
Director(s): Sebastián Silva
Production: IFC Films
  1 win & 4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.8
Metacritic:
67
Rotten Tomatoes:
82%
NOT RATED
Year:
2013
98 min
$190,704
Website
57 Views


grief, you know.

Grief, you know.

I feel like it was too much

I feel like it was too much

or something.

Or something.

No, just relax, man.

No, just relax, man.

I am.

I am.

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

I am.

I don't think...

what's wrong, man?

What's wrong, man?

[MOANS QUIETLY]

[MOANS QUIETLY]

Yo.

Yo.

I don't think it's hitting me

I don't think it's hitting me

very well.

Very well.

What? Wait, wait.

What? Wait, wait.

What's wrong, man?

What's wrong, man?

Wait, wait.

O.K., I'm a little better.

Yeah, you are, man.

Yeah, you are, man.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Huh?

Huh?

What'd you say?

What'd you say?

You said something about me?

You said something about me?

Don't worry.

Don't worry.

Just tell me!

Just tell me!

I need to know.

I need to know.

CHAMPA:
Lel thinks you are

CHAMPA:
Lel thinks you are

little bit pale.

Little bit pale.

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

Don't laugh right now!

Don't laugh right now!

Don't laugh right now.

Don't laugh right now.

Don't laugh at me.

Don't laugh at me.

Come on.

Come on.

Ahh.

Ahh.

Oh, my voice sounds so weird.

Oh, my voice sounds so weird.

CHAMPA:

CHAMPA:

O.K., man, just relax.

O.K., man, just relax.

Breathe.

Breathe.

Breathe slowly.

Breathe slowly.

O.K.?

O.K.?

[BREATHING RAGGEDLY]

Wait for me!

Wait, wait.

Wait, wait.

Ahh!

Ahh!

Oh, my voice sounds weird,

oh, my voice sounds weird,

right?

Right?

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahm!

Ahm!

Mahm!

Mahm!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, mah!

Oh, mah!

It's weird.

It's weird.

It's really...

It's really...

Ahh.

Ahh.

[MOANS QUIETLY]

[MOANS QUIETLY]

Yo, Jamie, what the

yo, Jamie, what the

situation, Jamie?

Situation, Jamie?

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

Yeah, that's right, man.

Yeah, that's right, man.

Um!

Um!

Come on.

Come on.

What the situation, man?

What the situation, man?

Why are you acting like that?

Why are you acting like that?

[VOCALIZES MOCKINGLY]

[VOCALIZES MOCKINGLY]

Why are you being so strange?

Why are you being so strange?

You're acting so strange.

You're acting so strange.

Everything is fine, man.

Everything is fine, man.

Everything is so fine,

everything is so fine,

it's all right.

It's all right.

My little brothers is nice

my little brothers is nice

people, me too.

People, me too.

O.K.

O.K.

Why are you being so strange?

Why are you being so strange?

What the situation, man,

what the situation, man,

come on.

Come on.

Come here, man.

Come here, man.

Come here, hey.

Come here, hey.

Let's go to the sea, man.

Let's go to the sea, man.

You want to go to the sea?

You want to go to the sea?

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Let's go in the water, yeah.

Let's go in the water, yeah.

In the water.

In the water.

No, let's go in the water

no, let's go in the water

right now.

Right now.

Come on.

Come on.

Let's go right now.

Let's go right now.

Come on, botota.

Come on, botota.

Botota!

Botota!

Botota, man!

Botota, man!

Oh, what's the situation?

Oh, what's the situation?

Such a f***ing baby.

Such a f***ing baby.

Oh, it's so hot.

Oh, it's so hot.

Oh, please, let's go

oh, please, let's go

in the water.

In the water.

Yes.

Yes.

I like that idea.

I like that idea.

I like that idea.

I like that idea.

CHORUS:
# if you're feeling

CHORUS:
# if you're feeling

fancy free #

Fancy free #

# come wander through

# come wander through

the world with me #

The world with me #

# and any place we chance to be

# and any place we chance to be

will be our rendezvous #

Will be our rendezvous #

# two for the road,

# two for the road,

we'll travel down the years

we'll travel down the years

collecting precious memories #

Collecting precious memories #

# selecting souvenirs

# selecting souvenirs

and living life

and living life

the way we please #

The way we please #

# in summertime,

# in summertime,

the sun will shine #

The sun will shine #

# in winter,

# in winter,

we'll drink summer wine #

We'll drink summer wine #

# and every day

# and every day

that you are mine

that you are mine

will be a lovely day #

Will be a lovely day #

# as long as love

# as long as love

still wears a smile #

Still wears a smile #

# I know that we'll be

# I know that we'll be

two for the road #

Two for the road #

# and that's a long,

# and that's a long,

long while #

Long while #

# As long as love

still wears a smile #

Still wears a smile #

# I know that we'll be

# I know that we'll be

two for the road #

Two for the road #

# and that's a...

# And that's a...

Long...

Long...

Long while #

Long while #

Hey, guys, I think I'm...

Hey, guys, I think I'm...

I'm starting to feel

I'm starting to feel

the mescaline!

The mescaline!

Are you guys feeling it?

Are you guys feeling it?

Are you guys feeling it?

Are you guys feeling it?

Oh, my God, where did you

come from?

Come from?

Oh. [SHELLS RATTLE]

Oh. [SHELLS RATTLE]

Oh.

Oh.

[SHELLS RATTLE]

[LAUGHS]

You guys all look so much alike.

Genes are so weird.

Genes are so weird.

Genes are so weird.

[LAUGHS]

Ow.

[CHUCKLES]

It's a monster.

It's a monster.

Monster.

MAN:
Fossiled whales in the

desert from seven million

desert from seven million

years ago.

Years ago.

What kind of whales?

What kind of whales?

Rorquals.

Rorquals.

Orca whales.

Orca whales.

For the most part.

For the most part.

Sir, this is my brother pilo.

Sir, this is my brother pilo.

Pilo.

Pilo.

Hola, pilo.

Hola, pilo.

They are whale experts.

They are whale experts.

They're researching whales here.

They're researching whales here.

Oh, really?

Oh, really?

Yes.

Yes.

What are you guys doing here?

What are you guys doing here?

We are studying the ancient

we are studying the ancient

life from seven million

life from seven million

years ago.

Years ago.

They get preserved in the desert

they get preserved in the desert

and we find them.

JAMIE:
Look at champa.

Champa!

Champa!

Champa!

Champa!

Why does that look so weird?

Why does that look so weird?

It's really creeping me out

it's really creeping me out

right now.

Right now.

Let's go look at those pelicans.

Let's go look at those pelicans.

What were you doing?

What were you doing?

I was talking to these guys.

I was talking to these guys.

...They leave a record.

...they leave a record.

And that's what we do, is find

and that's what we do, is find

that record and figure...

[BREATHES RAGGEDLY]

[WHISPERS] Come on.

[GRUNTS]

No, I like the one with his

neck like... he's got his neck

neck like... he's got his neck

back there.

Back there.

Yeah, it's like this.

Yeah, it's like this.

What is this stuff that I'm

what is this stuff that I'm

sitting beside? That?

Sitting beside? That?

A net...

A net...

There's little knots in here,

there's little knots in here,

huh?

Huh?

Oh, I'm stuck in it.

Oh, I'm stuck in it.

Jamie...

Jamie...

No, no, no, don't, don't.

No, no, no, don't, don't.

Jamie a fish.

Jamie a fish.

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