Crystal Fairy Page #13

CHAMPA:
A f***ing fish.

CHAMPA:
A f***ing fish.

What is this place? [LAUGHS]

What is this place? [LAUGHS]

Like, there's a sock there.

Like, there's a sock there.

Whose sock is that?

Whose sock is that?

Look at that fish.

Look at that fish.

That is really weird.

That is really weird.

What do they do here?

What do they do here?

Do they, like, catch fish here

do they, like, catch fish here

or what do they do?

Or what do they do?

CHAMPA:
That's the grave of

CHAMPA:
That's the grave of

tom Jones, look.

Tom Jones, look.

Creeping me out.

Creeping me out.

CHAMPA:
Tom Jones's grave.

CHAMPA:
Tom Jones's grave.

Where is, uh, the hairy fairy

where is, uh, the hairy fairy

right now? [LAUGHS]

Right now? [LAUGHS]

Oh, I don't have no idea.

Oh, I don't have no idea.

JAMIE:
I kind of actually

JAMIE:
I kind of actually

want to see her right now.

Want to see her right now.

I really want to look in her

I really want to look in her

eyes right now.

Eyes right now.

Yeah?

Yeah?

Sad, sad.

Sad, sad.

Sad? Yeah.

Sad? Yeah.

I guess I should apologize

I guess I should apologize

to her.

To her.

CHAMPA:
That would be nice.

CHAMPA:
That would be nice.

I didn't wanna make her sad.

I didn't wanna make her sad.

I'm gonna go find her.

I'm gonna go find her.

I'll go find her and then I'll

I'll go find her and then I'll

come find you guys.

Come find you guys.

YEAH. CHAMPA:
O.K.

YEAH. CHAMPA:
O.K.

O.K., I'll see you later, man.

O.K., I'll see you later, man.

See you.

See you.

Good luck. Good luck.

Good luck. Good luck.

[GULLS SQUAWK IN DISTANCE]

Crystal?

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

Oh, crystal.

[LAUGHS]

Are you kidding me? [LAUGHS]

Oh... [LAUGHS]

What?

What?

[#..., JAMIE LAUGHS]

[#..., JAMIE LAUGHS]

CHORUS:
# LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA,

CHORUS:
# LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA,

LA, LA, LA... #

LA, LA, LA... #

# LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA,

# LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA,

LA, LA #

LA, LA #

# LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA,

# LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA,

LA, LA, LA #

LA, LA, LA #

[MUSIC FADES]

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

[GASPS]

LEL:
Yo. Lel.

Jamie!

Jamie!

Jamie!

Get out of there!

Get out of there!

[IGNITION STARTS, ENGINE REVS]

[KEYS CLICK, ENGINE SHUTS OFF]

JAMIE:
Hey.

JAMIE:
Hey.

PILO:
Jamie.

PILO:
Jamie.

Pilo, I was looking for

pilo, I was looking for

crystal fairy.

Crystal fairy.

Are you all right?

Are you all right?

Yes. I was looking for her

yes. I was looking for her

because I haven't seen her

because I haven't seen her

all morning.

All morning.

You cannot drive, man.

[LAUGHS]

MAN:
Hola.

Hola.

Hola.

Hi.

Hi.

I guess you're American, too.

I guess you're American, too.

Well, uh, I don't know how I

well, uh, I don't know how I

got a shirt, but...

Got a shirt, but...

I think you might need it.

I think you might need it.

Yeah, I lost my clothes!

Yeah, I lost my clothes!

And I don't wanna look at you

and I don't wanna look at you

because this is insane.

Because this is insane.

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

I'm, I'm trying to get back

I'm, I'm trying to get back

to the beach.

To the beach.

I'll give you a lift.

I'll give you a lift.

I've got room.

I've got room.

That'd be great, thank you.

That'd be great, thank you.

That'd be really nice of you.

That'd be really nice of you.

MAN:
So, what is your name?

MAN:
So, what is your name?

Isabel.

Isabel.

Nice to meet you, Isabel.

Nice to meet you, Isabel.

JAMIE:
Have you seen crystal

JAMIE:
Have you seen crystal

or... she hasn't been around

or... she hasn't been around

here, right?

Here, right?

No.

No.

No, 'cause I, like, the last

no, 'cause I, like, the last

time I saw her was this morning.

Time I saw her was this morning.

Yeah, me too, but there's no

yeah, me too, but there's no

problem, I think she was...

problem, I think she was...

it's O.K.? Yeah.

It's O.K.? Yeah.

I just want to make sure she

I just want to make sure she

knows how to get back here

knows how to get back here

'cause it's cold and...

'cause it's cold and...

yeah, it's kind of cold.

Yeah, it's kind of cold.

It's starting to... sun's

it's starting to... sun's

starting to go down.

Starting to go down.

Yeah, but take it easy, man.

Yeah, but take it easy, man.

Stay calm, sit down.

Stay calm, sit down.

JAMIE:
I feel good.

JAMIE:
I feel good.

I think it's starting to come

I think it's starting to come

down a bit.

Down a bit.

Yeah, we're landing now.

Yeah, we're landing now.

JAMIE:
We're landing.

JAMIE:
We're landing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

CHAMPA:
From a famous artist.

CHAMPA:
From a famous artist.

JAMIE:
Oh, yeah?

JAMIE:
Oh, yeah?

PILO:
There she is!

PILO:
There she is!

Crystal!

Crystal!

JAMIE:
Oh, wow.

JAMIE:
Oh, wow.

Whoa, oh, my God, what happened

whoa, oh, my God, what happened

to your clothes?

To your clothes?

I was so worried about you.

I was so worried about you.

You were?

You were?

I was looking all over.

I was looking all over.

Crystal, I really need to say

crystal, I really need to say

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

CHORUS:
# ooh, ooh, ooh

CHORUS:
# ooh, ooh, ooh

MAN:
# everybody wants

MAN:
# everybody wants

safety (Safety and love) #

Safety (Safety and love) #

we all do.

We all do.

CRYSTAL:
Boys.

CRYSTAL:
Boys.

How are you?

How are you?

CRYSTAL:
Hi.

CRYSTAL:
Hi.

CHAMPA:
Are you cold?

CHAMPA:
Are you cold?

Fine... yes, I'm freezing.

Fine... yes, I'm freezing.

We're really sorry.

We're really sorry.

I'm O.K.

I'm O.K.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry for

I'm sorry, I'm sorry for

being...

being...

you hungry?

You hungry?

I'm starving.

I'm starving.

Oh...

Oh...

Where's the bonfire?

Where's the bonfire?

What are you guys doing?

What are you guys doing?

Cookies, I want cookies.

Cookies, I want cookies.

JAMIE:
They're so good.

JAMIE:
They're so good.

Yeah, crystal was my

yeah, crystal was my

accomplice today.

Accomplice today.

She helped me.

She helped me.

CHAMPA:
Really, you...

CHAMPA:
Really, you...

no!

No!

You're giving me away?

You're giving me away?

[CHUCKLES] I look at here,

[CHUCKLES] I look at here,

at his eyes, and...

At his eyes, and...

Oh, you know, that's O.K.,

oh, you know, that's O.K.,

man, you gotta be ready for it.

Man, you gotta be ready for it.

You can't take it if you're not

you can't take it if you're not

ready for it.

Ready for it.

PILO:
It was so obvious.

PILO:
It was so obvious.

CHAMPA:
Yeah, but you are...

CHAMPA:
Yeah, but you are...

You, you had a good time.

You, you had a good time.

I remember when I was

I remember when I was

12 years old, I was obsessed

12 years old, I was obsessed

with a girl, and I called her

with a girl, and I called her

house, like, eight times

house, like, eight times

in one day, and they had

in one day, and they had

call I.D. And her mother saw

call I.D. And her mother saw

that I called that many times.

That I called that many times.

CHAMPA:
And call the police.

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