Crystal Fairy Page #14

Synopsis: Jamie (Cera) is a boorish, insensitive American twentysomething traveling in Chile, who somehow manages to create chaos at every turn. He and his friends are planning on taking a road trip north to experience a legendary shamanistic hallucinogen called the San Pedro cactus. In a fit of drunkenness at a wild party, Jamie invites an eccentric woman -- a radical spirit named Crystal Fairy (Hoffmann) -- to come along. What is meant to be a devil-may-care journey becomes a battle of wills as Jamie finds himself locking horns with his new traveling companion. But on a remote, pristine beach at the edge of the desert, the magic brew is finally imbibed, and the true adventure begins.
Director(s): Sebastián Silva
Production: IFC Films
  1 win & 4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.8
Metacritic:
67
Rotten Tomatoes:
82%
NOT RATED
Year:
2013
98 min
$190,704
Website
57 Views


CHAMPA:
And call the police.

JAMIE:
No, she answered the

JAMIE:
No, she answered the

phone one time when I called,

phone one time when I called,

and she went, "Jamie, how many

and she went, "Jamie, how many

times did you call here today?"

Times did you call here today?"

And I was so scared in the

and I was so scared in the

moment, I didn't expect her to

moment, I didn't expect her to

answer or for her to be mad at

answer or for her to be mad at

me about it, and I made up this

me about it, and I made up this

lie, I made up a lie in one

lie, I made up a lie in one

second, so I said, "oh, hey, um,

second, so I said, "oh, hey, um,

hey, Donna.

Hey, Donna.

My, uh, the problem was that my

my, uh, the problem was that my

Internet connection had the

Internet connection had the

wrong phone number in it.

Wrong phone number in it.

It accidentally had your phone

it accidentally had your phone

number, and I was trying to

number, and I was trying to

connect to the Internet all day.

Connect to the Internet all day.

I kept hitting connect, and it

I kept hitting connect, and it

kept calling your house.

Kept calling your house.

It was a stupid mistake."

It was a stupid mistake."

When I was 17, I went to this

when I was 17, I went to this

Halloween party.

Halloween party.

I was dressed as a mechanic.

I was dressed as a mechanic.

I went with this guy.

I went with this guy.

I barely knew him.

I barely knew him.

We'd gone on, like, one date.

We'd gone on, like, one date.

I didn't even really like him.

I didn't even really like him.

[SCOFFS] but I was bored and I

[SCOFFS] But I was bored and I

was lonely, so I went with him,

was lonely, so I went with him,

and it was at, it was at this

and it was at, it was at this

girl's house.

Girl's house.

She was really rich.

She was really rich.

It was this huge pool party.

It was this huge pool party.

And we drank a lot.

And we drank a lot.

I drank a lot.

I drank a lot.

And at some point I took a pill.

And at some point I took a pill.

I thought it was ecstasy.

I thought it was ecstasy.

I didn't even really know what

I didn't even really know what

that was.

That was.

And then...

And then...

This guy who had invited me was,

this guy who had invited me was,

he wanted to take me to the

he wanted to take me to the

pool house.

Pool house.

I didn't really understand

I didn't really understand

what was going on.

What was going on.

I remember...

I remember...

Being pressed up against this

being pressed up against this

window and seeing the whole

window and seeing the whole

party kind of... happening,

party kind of... happening,

and feeling really...

And feeling really...

Scared.

Scared.

And then there were...

And then there were...

Two more guys in there, and I

two more guys in there, and I

was completely naked.

Was completely naked.

[SNIFFS]

[SNIFFS]

And they were...

And they were...

Having sex with me.

Having sex with me.

I mean, they were raping me.

I could see this whole party

happening on the other side

happening on the other side

of the window. [LAUGHS]

Of the window. [LAUGHS]

And...

And...

Anyway, the next thing I

anyway, the next thing I

remembered was that I was in

remembered was that I was in

this... bathtub.

This... bathtub.

Waking up in this awful, warm

waking up in this awful, warm

pool of water and the sun was

pool of water and the sun was

rising, and it was...

[CRIES]

[CRYING] But I had never...

I...

I know it's kind of crazy, but I

haven't actually told this story

haven't actually told this story

and I've never told this story.

And I've never told this story.

O.K., easy.

O.K., easy.

You're with us now, you're O.K.

You're with us now, you're O.K.

[CRIES]

[CRIES]

CHAMPA:
You have all our

CHAMPA:
You have all our

support and... O.K.?

Support and... O.K.?

We love you.

We love you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I love you.

I love you.

Thank you, I love you guys.

Thank you, I love you guys.

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

Oh, my God, we made the...

oh, my God, we made the...

wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

We made the pollo cry.

We made the pollo cry.

[CRIES]

[CRIES]

CHAMPA:
My friend.

CHAMPA:
My friend.

[CRYING]

[CRYING]

Oh, my... we made the pollo

oh, my... we made the pollo

cry.

Cry.

CHAMPA:
My friend.

CHAMPA:
My friend.

Come on, this is crystal fairy's

come on, this is crystal fairy's

time, man.

Time, man.

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

Don't take her opportunity, man.

Don't take her opportunity, man.

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[CRYSTAL LAUGHS]

[CRYSTAL LAUGHS]

What the f***? [CHUCKLES]

What the f***? [CHUCKLES]

Nah, it's O.K.

Nah, it's O.K.

JAMIE:
I'm sorry.

JAMIE:
I'm sorry.

CHAMPA:
It's O.K.

CHAMPA:
It's O.K.

We're getting emotional.

We're getting emotional.

It's O.K.

It's O.K.

It's actually...

It's actually...

Do you have any more secrets?

Do you have any more secrets?

Oh, yeah, I do.

Oh, yeah, I do.

Actually...

Actually...

I'm a dominatrix. [LAUGHS]

I'm a dominatrix. [LAUGHS]

I'm a dominatrix.

I'm a dominatrix.

What is a dominatrix?

What is a dominatrix?

Dominatrix is a woman who,

dominatrix is a woman who,

uh, straps on a black dildo and

uh, straps on a black dildo and

has sex with a man who's sitting

has sex with a man who's sitting

in a swing. [CHUCKLES]

In a swing. [CHUCKLES]

Oh, my...

Oh, my...

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

Oh, my God, you saw my...?

Oh, my God, you saw my...?

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

You saw my pictures?

You saw my pictures?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Oh, my God, did you see the...

oh, my God, did you see the...

i had a surprise for you

I had a surprise for you

in there?

In there?

No, I didn't see anything.

No, I didn't see anything.

I didn't see any surprise.

I didn't see any surprise.

What surprise?

What surprise?

[SCOFFS]

[SCOFFS]

JAMIE:
Can we see?

JAMIE:
Can we see?

CRYSTAL:
No, no, no.

CRYSTAL:
No, no, no.

No.

No.

I love you guys.

I love you guys.

I'm gonna go to bed.

I'm gonna go to bed.

JAMIE:
We love you, too.

JAMIE:
We love you, too.

CHAMPA:
We love you, too.

CHAMPA:
We love you, too.

Can I sleep in your tent?

Can I sleep in your tent?

CHAMPA:
Please.

CHAMPA:
Please.

Please do.

Please do.

Thank you.

Thank you.

[BLOWING KISSES]

[BLOWING KISSES]

She didn't see any faces in

the Mountain.

The Mountain.

MAN:
# maybe reaching for

MAN:
# maybe reaching for

heaven and stuck on the earth

heaven and stuck on the earth

will do. #

Will do. #

[MUSIC ENDS]

[URINATING]

[URINATING]

Crystal!

[WAVES CRASHING IN DISTANCE...]

[PEOPLE SINGING FAINTLY...]

CHORUS:
# and as you eat

# don't think of the

# don't think of the

one you love #

One you love #

# and on the street

# and on the street

# don't look at the sky above

# don't look at the sky above

# if there's no one home,

# if there's no one home,

don't expect nothing #

Don't expect nothing #

# 'cause nobody wants a lonely

# 'cause nobody wants a lonely

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