Crystal Fairy Page #2

Are you religious or something?

That's like doors of perception

that's like doors of perception

sh*t you're saying,

sh*t you're saying,

you know?

You know?

You ever read that book?

You ever read that book?

You know that book?

You know that book?

Aldous huxley?

Aldous huxley?

The doors of perception...

The doors of perception...

Yes! Yeah!

Yes! Yeah!

Champa!

Champa!

Hola, amigo.

Hola, amigo.

How are you, man?

How are you, man?

Hey, good, how are you doing?

Hey, good, how are you doing?

Fine.

Fine.

This is maca.

This is maca.

Maca? Jamie.

Maca? Jamie.

Jamie, my friend.

Jamie, my friend.

This is crystal fairy.

This is crystal fairy.

Sorry?

Sorry?

And this is champa.

And this is champa.

I live with him, we live

I live with him, we live

together.

Together.

Champa, champa...

Champa, champa...

Your name, sorry?

Your name, sorry?

Crystal fairy.

Crystal fairy.

She's gonna come with us to the

she's gonna come with us to the

north tomorrow.

North tomorrow.

She's gonna come in the suburban

she's gonna come in the suburban

and we'll all drive together,

and we'll all drive together,

and there'll be a female

and there'll be a female

presence now on the trip.

Presence now on the trip.

Is that cool? Uh...

Is that cool? Uh...

She wants to drink San Pedro.

She wants to drink San Pedro.

But... will you come in the

but... will you come in the

car or in the...

Car or in the...

She'll come in the suburban.

She'll come in the suburban.

Uh, hey, it's a problem

uh, hey, it's a problem

because the suburban is kind of

because the suburban is kind of

full because I'm taking my

full because I'm taking my

little brothers, you remember?

Little brothers, you remember?

You don't think we can

you don't think we can

all fit?

All fit?

Oh, I don't want to be an

oh, I don't want to be an

imposition.

Imposition.

Well, maybe take a bus then,

well, maybe take a bus then,

meet us there...

Meet us there...

Yeah, I'll take a bus!

Yeah, I'll take a bus!

Just... [INDISTINCT] And then

just... [INDISTINCT] And then

call me when you get there and

call me when you get there and

we'll find you.

We'll find you.

I took the bus all over

I took the bus all over

Argentina, have you done that?

Argentina, have you done that?

That'll be fun.

That'll be fun.

You'll just take a bus...

You'll just take a bus...

Perfecto, perfecto.

Perfecto, perfecto.

Hey, if I give you my phone

hey, if I give you my phone

number...

Number...

9-5-0-3-0. 9-5-0-3-0.

9-5-0-3-0. 9-5-0-3-0.

[INDISTINCT]

[INDISTINCT]

...You have to come.

...you have to come.

...I have to bus?

...I have to bus?

Copiapo.

Copiapo.

Copiapo, that's it.

Copiapo, that's it.

Just go on Google and type in

just go on Google and type in

bus or just type in bus,

bus or just type in bus,

it's like the same word.

It's like the same word.

I'm going to go and look at

I'm going to go and look at

the moon now.

The moon now.

Wow...

Wow...

This is such a good omen.

This is such a good omen.

That's amazing.

That's amazing.

We should get going soon,

we should get going soon,

because I think we're

because I think we're

going to get up like really

going to get up like really

early and go?

Early and go?

CHAMPA:
Yeah, yeah.

CHAMPA:
Yeah, yeah.

I'm kind of tired, man.

I'm kind of tired, man.

Yeah, me too.

Yeah, me too.

I might do a little more of that

I might do a little more of that

blow, I have a little more left.

Blow, I have a little more left.

You wanna do some?

You wanna do some?

No, thank you man.

No, thank you man.

No, no.

No, no.

O.K., I'm going to do it.

O.K., I'm going to do it.

See you later.

See you later.

Then we'll go soon.

Then we'll go soon.

[MUSIC AND GENERAL

[MUSIC AND GENERAL

CONVERSATIONS]

Yo, Jamie, dude.

Hola, amigo.

Hola, amigo.

We need to go, man.

We need to go, man.

Yeah, I'm just making

yeah, I'm just making

one drink.

One drink.

It's too late.

It's too late.

No more drinks, man.

No more drinks, man.

No, no.

No, no.

I'm going man, sorry.

I'm going man, sorry.

If you wanna stay, O.K., but...

If you wanna stay, O.K., but...

Hey, I've got a little more

hey, I've got a little more

blow.

Blow.

[MUSIC AND GENERAL

[MUSIC AND GENERAL

CONVERSATIONS...]

Bye.

I'll call you tomorrow, O.K.?

I'll call you tomorrow, O.K.?

Get home safe.

Get home safe.

Yeah, you too.

[WOMEN SPEAKING SPANISH...]

WOMEN:
Hi!

WOMAN:
Hi!

WOMAN:
Hi!

JAMIE:
Hi.

JAMIE:
Hi.

Hi! F***ing me.

Hi! F***ing me.

Hi, what?

Hi, what?

I can't afford it.

I can't afford it.

[ALL LAUGH]

[ALL LAUGH]

Tell her I can't afford it.

Tell her I can't afford it.

Good night.

Good night.

What's she saying?

What's she saying?

She wants apple.

She wants apple.

No, I'm not giving you my

no, I'm not giving you my

apple!

Apple!

How many d*cks have you sucked

how many d*cks have you sucked

tonight?

Tonight?

A lot.

A lot.

What are their names?

What are their names?

What are your names?

What are your names?

My name is Hannah. Hi!

My name is Hannah. Hi!

And botota.

And botota.

Why don't you have some real

why don't you have some real

food?

Food?

We'll cook you dinner.

We'll cook you dinner.

I'll cook you dinner.

I'll cook you dinner.

Come... a LA casa!

Come... a LA casa!

Come on!

Come on!

No problem.

No problem.

[MUSIC PLAYING IN APARTMENT]

[MUSIC PLAYING IN APARTMENT]

[CLICKING SODA CAN]

[CLICKING SODA CAN]

CHAMPA:
I'm going to bed,

CHAMPA:
I'm going to bed,

I'm so tired.

I'm so tired.

JAMIE:
Yeah, I'm so

JAMIE:
Yeah, I'm so

tired too.

Tired too.

I'm just going to cook this and

I'm just going to cook this and

eat this with them, I think, and

eat this with them, I think, and

go to bed too.

Go to bed too.

Yeah, the girls are waiting,

yeah, the girls are waiting,

man.

Man.

O.K., good night.

O.K., good night.

See you tomorrow.

See you tomorrow.

Hey...

Hey...

What's the situation?

What's the situation?

JAMIE:
Are you going to sleep

JAMIE:
Are you going to sleep

after this, or are you going to

after this, or are you going to

be working?

Be working?

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

F***ing!

F***ing!

Working, working.

Working, working.

Yeah, I got it.

Yeah, I got it.

You've been...

You've been...

How long have you been

how long have you been

doing that kind of work?

Doing that kind of work?

No, no, eh...

No, no, eh...

Hmm... Aburrida.

Hmm... Aburrida.

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you, thank you.

But you don't enjoy it.

But you don't enjoy it.

Thanks. Thanks.

Thanks. Thanks.

Oh, you gotta go work

oh, you gotta go work

right now.

Right now.

Yes, yes, ahora.

Yes, yes, ahora.

Want have the dollar.

Want have the dollar.

O.K., O.K., O.K., all right.

O.K., O.K., O.K., all right.

You don't want any rice?

You don't want any rice?

O.K., bye!

[INHALES DEEPLY]

[EXHALES DEEPLY]

[EXHALES DEEPLY]

[INHALING SHARPLY]

[CELL PHONE RINGING

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