Crystal Fairy Page #3

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Jamie!

Yo, Jamie!

Yo, Jamie!

Hola... hola...

Hola... hola...

Yo, man.

Yo, man.

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

You were supposed to be

you were supposed to be

waiting down here with

waiting down here with

the stuff.

The stuff.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Yeah, please hurry up, man.

Yeah, please hurry up, man.

My little brothers are waiting.

My little brothers are waiting.

Um, can you give me

um, can you give me

10 minutes?

10 minutes?

We're kind of late, man.

We're kind of late, man.

Please hurry up.

Please hurry up.

Come up. O.K.

Come up. O.K.

We don't have to shout

we don't have to shout

like this.

Like this.

[BLINDS CLATTER]

[BLINDS CLATTER]

[WATER RUNNING]

[WATER RUNNING]

I'll be waiting in the

I'll be waiting in the

car, man.

Car, man.

O.K., lady botota.

O.K., lady botota.

I'll be five minutes.

I'll be five minutes.

[MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO]

[MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO]

Wow...

Wow...

Yo, man.

Yo, man.

Great car.

Great car.

Yeah, the only problem is

yeah, the only problem is

it's so expensive.

It's so expensive.

It spends too much gas.

It spends too much gas.

I'll cover gas, man.

I'll cover gas, man.

I'll cover gas.

I'll cover gas.

Really? Cool, thanks.

Really? Cool, thanks.

No worries.

No worries.

[DOORS SHUT, IGNITION STARTS]

[DOORS SHUT, IGNITION STARTS]

I'm sorry those women were

I'm sorry those women were

scaring you last night.

Scaring you last night.

So crazy. They were fun.

So crazy. They were fun.

I liked botota... yeah, like,

I liked botota... yeah, like,

I liked botota because she was

I liked botota because she was

kind of quiet but Hannah kept

kind of quiet but Hannah kept

like, getting aggressive

like, getting aggressive

with me.

With me.

This is the perfect thing in my

this is the perfect thing in my

life right now, to do mescaline.

Life right now, to do mescaline.

I'm just getting into all this,

I'm just getting into all this,

really getting heavy in to all

really getting heavy in to all

this phenomenology stuff and

this phenomenology stuff and

it's all related, you know,

it's all related, you know,

it's like...

It's like...

So your brothers are gonna take

so your brothers are gonna take

it too?

It too?

Did they decide they want to?

Did they decide they want to?

Yeah, I think so.

Yeah, I think so.

That's what they tell me, yeah.

That's what they tell me, yeah.

So I have to get enough

so I have to get enough

because, uh...

Because, uh...

I don't wanna take, like,

I don't wanna take, like,

you know, less than the

you know, less than the

recommended dosage.

Recommended dosage.

We should all...

We should all...

We should make sure there's

we should make sure there's

enough for us to all do the

enough for us to all do the

right amount.

Right amount.

If not, maybe they'll just hang

if not, maybe they'll just hang

out or something.

Out or something.

[MEN SPEAKING SPANISH]

[MEN SPEAKING SPANISH]

[CAR HORN HONKS]

Yo!

Pilo.

Pilo.

How are you, man?

How are you, man?

Good, how are you doing?

Good, how are you doing?

Fine, you?

Fine, you?

I'm dead, man.

I'm dead, man.

Exhausted, man, we did so much

exhausted, man, we did so much

cocaine last night.

Cocaine last night.

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

We could hardly sleep.

We could hardly sleep.

I did more than him, but...

I did more than him, but...

Somebody put some like klonopin

somebody put some like klonopin

in it or something.

In it or something.

Yeah, bring those.

Yeah, bring those.

[MEN SPEAKING SPANISH]

JAMIE:
Hey, lel.

Hey, are you going to drink the

hey, are you going to drink the

San Pedro with us?

San Pedro with us?

San Pedro? Yeah.

San Pedro? Yeah.

We'll have a psychoactive

we'll have a psychoactive

voyage, you know?

Voyage, you know?

Oh... [CHUCKLES]

Oh... [CHUCKLES]

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

It's true.

It's true.

It's just a plant, you know,

it's just a plant, you know,

I mean, it's just the San Pedro

I mean, it's just the San Pedro

cactus.

Cactus.

It's been an ancient tradition.

It's been an ancient tradition.

They've been doing it for

they've been doing it for

hundreds of years.

Hundreds of years.

It's like... really traditional.

What are you saying?

I'm trying to translate what

I'm trying to translate what

you said.

You said.

It's, it's safe.

It's, it's safe.

Don't worry!

Don't worry!

Don't worry.

Don't worry.

Uh, Jamie?

Uh, Jamie?

My knees...

My knees...

It's like...

It's like...

Sorry, man, I'm tired.

Sorry, man, I'm tired.

Yeah, but please...

Yeah, but please...

Is that better?

Is that better?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Right there.

Right there.

Thank you.

Thank you.

[MUSIC PLAYING IN CAR]

[MUSIC PLAYING IN CAR]

MAN:
#...I'm the king of

MAN:
#...I'm the king of

bungle, baby, I'm the king

bungle, baby, I'm the king

bungle... [INDISTINCT] #

Bungle... [INDISTINCT] #

WOMAN:
# king of the bungle,

WOMAN:
# king of the bungle,

king of the bungle #

King of the bungle #

# hear me when I come, baby

# hear me when I come, baby

# king of the bungle,

# king of the bungle,

king of the bungle #

King of the bungle #

[MUSIC THUMPING IN CAR]

Jamie, you want an empanada?

Cheese?

Cheese?

No, meat empanada?

No, meat empanada?

No, no, I don't think...

No, no, I don't think...

Does he have coffee or

does he have coffee or

something?

Something?

Do you have coffee, cafe?

Do you have coffee, cafe?

Is it...

Is it...

Real coffee or is it...

Real coffee or is it...

Instant coffee.

Instant coffee.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Are you not hungry, man?

Are you not hungry, man?

You haven't eaten all day.

You haven't eaten all day.

Oh, you don't know what they

oh, you don't know what they

put in them.

Put in them.

When they make them in these

when they make them in these

places, you know.

Places, you know.

I had that bad experience,

I had that bad experience,

you know, I ate...

You know, I ate...

Oh, yeah, I remember.

Oh, yeah, I remember.

An empanada and I...

An empanada and I...

Got really sick.

Got really sick.

I had to lie in bed all day.

Yeah, I threw up on the

driveway... gracias.

Gracias.

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

[BEEP]

[BEEP]

Hello?

Hello?

[FAINTLY] Hey, Jamie, it's

[FAINTLY] Hey, Jamie, it's

me, crystal.

Me, crystal.

[OMINOUS SYMPHONIC MUSIC]

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

Yo, Jamie, your phone.

Hello?

Hello?

Oh, my God, it's me, crystal!

Oh, my God, it's me, crystal!

Jamie!

Jamie!

Can you hear me?

Can you hear me?

I'm on a bus, I'm on my way to

I'm on a bus, I'm on my way to

copiapo...

Copiapo...

I hope you're on your way there.

I hope you're on your way there.

LISTEN:
Let's meet at the main

LISTEN:
Let's meet at the main

square.

Square.

That was crystal fairy.

That was crystal fairy.

What? Crystal fairy,

what? Crystal fairy,

from last night.

From last night.

The crazy dancing girl?

The crazy dancing girl?

Wow, yeah. Yeah, so?

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