Crystal Fairy Page #4
Wow, yeah. Yeah, so?
She just called me.
She just called me.
She says she's on a bus to
she says she's on a bus to
copiapo.
Copiapo.
She's gonna meet us in the
she's gonna meet us in the
square, she says.
Square, she says.
Are you serious, man?
Are you serious, man?
How did she get my phone
how did she get my phone
number?
Number?
F***, you gave it to
f***, you gave it to
her, man.
Her, man.
Don't you remember?
Don't you remember?
[GRUNTS] I gave it to her and
[GRUNTS] I gave it to her and
she memorized it.
She memorized it.
This girl we met last night
this girl we met last night
at the party...
At the party...
Oh, that wasn't an
oh, that wasn't an
invitation.
Invitation.
I just told her what our
I just told her what our
plan was.
Plan was.
Yeah, it was an
yeah, it was an
invitation, man.
Invitation, man.
What is her problem?
What is her problem?
Why did she think I was
why did she think I was
inviting her?
Inviting her?
Because you gave her your
because you gave her your
cell phone and you told her
cell phone and you told her
to go.
To go.
That is an invitation.
That is an invitation.
That's not...
That's not...
That was not an invitation.
That was not an invitation.
Well, I knew it, man, f***.
Why do you want to go
to the Plaza?
To the Plaza?
We don't have to adopt this
we don't have to adopt this
fairy just 'cause we talked to
fairy just 'cause we talked to
her for five minutes at a party.
Her for five minutes at a party.
It's not that I want to adopt
it's not that I want to adopt
the fairy, man.
The fairy, man.
But anyway, you invited her, so,
but anyway, you invited her, so,
like, see if she's there at
like, see if she's there at
least and... I don't know.
Least and... I don't know.
You are...
you are...
well, you're the one driving,
well, you're the one driving,
you know, if you want to go,
you know, if you want to go,
we can go check it out.
We can go check it out.
Yeah, let's do it, man.
JAMIE:
Oh, great.Who's this guy?
This guy helps people,
this guy helps people,
like, park.
Like, park.
O.K., look for a white girl.
O.K., look for a white girl.
A white girl?
A white girl?
She's a gringa.
She's a gringa.
Do you have any other
do you have any other
reference? I don't...
reference? I don't...
like, her hair?
Like, her hair?
I don't know what else to say
I don't know what else to say
about her.
About her.
I don't remember that much else
I don't remember that much else
about her.
About her.
What are these guys doing?
What are these guys doing?
HOLAWOMAN:
[CHURCH BELL TOLLS]
That over there, that group
that over there, that group
of women.
Of women.
It's like a whole group of
it's like a whole group of
fairies over there.
That's my drawing.
This is my, this is my...
This is my, this is my...
Pink shirt there, I think.
Pink shirt there, I think.
Oh, this is nice, right in the
oh, this is nice, right in the
middle of a park.
Middle of a park.
No, no!
No, no!
I think that... hey...
I think that... hey...
[WOMEN SHOUTING]
[WOMEN SHOUTING]
Oh my God, oh my God!
Oh my God, oh my God!
JAMIE:
Whoa, whoa, whoa!JAMIE:
Whoa, whoa, whoa![ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
The drawing, I gave them
a drawing.
A drawing.
I gave them two fairy drawings.
JAMIE:
What are they saying?Ow!
Ow!
Very bad karma!
Very bad karma!
[DOG BARKS, ALL TALK AT ONCE]
[DOG BARKS, ALL TALK AT ONCE]
They're going to have very
they're going to have very
bad karma.
Bad karma.
I'll take my drawing back.
I'll take my drawing back.
JAMIE:
Why are you evenJAMIE:
Why are you eventalking to them?
They're going to have
bad karma.
Bad karma.
I mean, they're just drowning in
I mean, they're just drowning in
evil and hate.
Evil and hate.
I feel so sorry for them,
I feel so sorry for them,
I really do.
I really do.
What did you say to them?
What did you say to them?
I... they wanted,
I... they wanted,
they wanted...
Man, I'm so sorry, God.
That was insane.
That was insane.
Yeah, absolutely insane.
Yeah, absolutely insane.
They, like, were pulling my
they, like, were pulling my
hair out, you know?
Hair out, you know?
My shirt.
My shirt.
That woman ripped my shirt
that woman ripped my shirt
for no reason.
For no reason.
Yeah, whatever.
Yeah, whatever.
It's over, man.
It's over, man.
Let's get out of here.
Let's get out of here.
As soon as possible.
Welcome to the group,
crystal fairy.
[CRYSTAL SINGING IN
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
Hey boys, chicos?
Do you think they have...
Do you think they have...
Do you have any fresher lettuce?
Do you have any fresher lettuce?
Can you ask her?
Can you ask her?
Wait a minute, is this what
wait a minute, is this what
you guys are buying?
You guys are buying?
Oh, boys, boys.
Oh, boys, boys.
This is a nightmare.
This is a nightmare.
No.
No.
We're going to have fun
we're going to have fun
with this.
With this.
All sugar.
All sugar.
This is all, let me see this.
This is all, let me see this.
Chito pake?
Chito pake?
You don't eat sugar?
You don't eat sugar?
What is this puppy?
What is this puppy?
This is how you poison?
This is how you poison?
It's not funny.
It's not funny.
You're very cute, but it's
you're very cute, but it's
not funny.
Not funny.
Pure poison, basically,
pure poison, basically,
for your body.
For your body.
Your pretty faces are going to
your pretty faces are going to
be destroyed.
Be destroyed.
Oh.
Oh.
What am I going to do with you?
What am I going to do with you?
Hey, crystal, they like,
hey, crystal, they like,
they just eat like this in
they just eat like this in
Chile, you know?
Chile, you know?
You're not going to change the
you're not going to change the
way these guys eat.
Way these guys eat.
Jamie, do you know what's
Jamie, do you know what's
going on in America with this
going on in America with this
sugar epidemic?
Sugar epidemic?
You've seen that it's
you've seen that it's
destroying...
destroying...
yeah, they don't really get
yeah, they don't really get
that here, you know?
That here, you know?
We've gotta spread the word!
We've gotta spread the word!
It is the same thing as adenol...
it is the same thing as adenol...
you should just get your
you should just get your
vegetables and they'll get
vegetables and they'll get
whatever they want and
whatever they want and
you know...
You know...
I'm going to share the
cheese pops with you.
Cheese pops with you.
you share your cheese pop
with me, I'm gonna share my
with me, I'm gonna share my
vegetables with you.
Vegetables with you.
Champa versus crystal.
Champa versus crystal.
Sugar, vegetable food off!
Sugar, vegetable food off!
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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