Crystal Fairy Page #4

Wow, yeah. Yeah, so?

She just called me.

She just called me.

She says she's on a bus to

she says she's on a bus to

copiapo.

Copiapo.

She's gonna meet us in the

she's gonna meet us in the

square, she says.

Square, she says.

Are you serious, man?

Are you serious, man?

How did she get my phone

how did she get my phone

number?

Number?

F***, you gave it to

f***, you gave it to

her, man.

Her, man.

Don't you remember?

Don't you remember?

[GRUNTS] I gave it to her and

[GRUNTS] I gave it to her and

she memorized it.

She memorized it.

This girl we met last night

this girl we met last night

at the party...

At the party...

Oh, that wasn't an

oh, that wasn't an

invitation.

Invitation.

I just told her what our

I just told her what our

plan was.

Plan was.

Yeah, it was an

yeah, it was an

invitation, man.

Invitation, man.

What is her problem?

What is her problem?

Why did she think I was

why did she think I was

inviting her?

Inviting her?

Because you gave her your

because you gave her your

cell phone and you told her

cell phone and you told her

to go.

To go.

That is an invitation.

That is an invitation.

That's not...

That's not...

That was not an invitation.

That was not an invitation.

Well, I knew it, man, f***.

Why do you want to go

to the Plaza?

To the Plaza?

We don't have to adopt this

we don't have to adopt this

fairy just 'cause we talked to

fairy just 'cause we talked to

her for five minutes at a party.

Her for five minutes at a party.

It's not that I want to adopt

it's not that I want to adopt

the fairy, man.

The fairy, man.

But anyway, you invited her, so,

but anyway, you invited her, so,

like, see if she's there at

like, see if she's there at

least and... I don't know.

Least and... I don't know.

You are...

you are...

well, you're the one driving,

well, you're the one driving,

you know, if you want to go,

you know, if you want to go,

we can go check it out.

We can go check it out.

Yeah, let's do it, man.

JAMIE:
Oh, great.

Who's this guy?

This guy helps people,

this guy helps people,

like, park.

Like, park.

O.K., look for a white girl.

O.K., look for a white girl.

A white girl?

A white girl?

She's a gringa.

She's a gringa.

Do you have any other

do you have any other

reference? I don't...

reference? I don't...

like, her hair?

Like, her hair?

I don't know what else to say

I don't know what else to say

about her.

About her.

I don't remember that much else

I don't remember that much else

about her.

About her.

What are these guys doing?

What are these guys doing?

HOLAWOMAN:

[CHURCH BELL TOLLS]

That over there, that group

that over there, that group

of women.

Of women.

It's like a whole group of

it's like a whole group of

fairies over there.

That's my drawing.

This is my, this is my...

This is my, this is my...

Pink shirt there, I think.

Pink shirt there, I think.

Oh, this is nice, right in the

oh, this is nice, right in the

middle of a park.

Middle of a park.

No, no!

No, no!

I think that... hey...

I think that... hey...

[WOMEN SHOUTING]

[WOMEN SHOUTING]

Oh my God, oh my God!

Oh my God, oh my God!

JAMIE:
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

JAMIE:
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, hey!

[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

The drawing, I gave them

a drawing.

A drawing.

I gave them two fairy drawings.

JAMIE:
What are they saying?

Ow!

Ow!

Very bad karma!

Very bad karma!

[DOG BARKS, ALL TALK AT ONCE]

[DOG BARKS, ALL TALK AT ONCE]

They're going to have very

they're going to have very

bad karma.

Bad karma.

[ALL TALK AT ONCE, DOG BARKS]

[ALL TALK AT ONCE, DOG BARKS]

I'll take my drawing back.

I'll take my drawing back.

JAMIE:
Why are you even

JAMIE:
Why are you even

talking to them?

They're going to have

bad karma.

Bad karma.

I mean, they're just drowning in

I mean, they're just drowning in

evil and hate.

Evil and hate.

I feel so sorry for them,

I feel so sorry for them,

I really do.

I really do.

What did you say to them?

What did you say to them?

I... they wanted,

I... they wanted,

they wanted...

Man, I'm so sorry, God.

That was insane.

That was insane.

Yeah, absolutely insane.

Yeah, absolutely insane.

They, like, were pulling my

they, like, were pulling my

hair out, you know?

Hair out, you know?

My shirt.

My shirt.

That woman ripped my shirt

that woman ripped my shirt

for no reason.

For no reason.

Yeah, whatever.

Yeah, whatever.

It's over, man.

It's over, man.

Let's get out of here.

Let's get out of here.

As soon as possible.

Welcome to the group,

crystal fairy.

[CRYSTAL SINGING IN

FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

Hey boys, chicos?

Do you think they have...

Do you think they have...

Do you have any fresher lettuce?

Do you have any fresher lettuce?

Can you ask her?

Can you ask her?

Wait a minute, is this what

wait a minute, is this what

you guys are buying?

You guys are buying?

Oh, boys, boys.

Oh, boys, boys.

This is a nightmare.

This is a nightmare.

No.

No.

We're going to have fun

we're going to have fun

with this.

With this.

All sugar.

All sugar.

This is all, let me see this.

This is all, let me see this.

Chito pake?

Chito pake?

You don't eat sugar?

You don't eat sugar?

What is this puppy?

What is this puppy?

This is how you poison?

This is how you poison?

It's not funny.

It's not funny.

You're very cute, but it's

you're very cute, but it's

not funny.

Not funny.

Pure poison, basically,

pure poison, basically,

for your body.

For your body.

Your pretty faces are going to

your pretty faces are going to

be destroyed.

Be destroyed.

Oh.

Oh.

What am I going to do with you?

What am I going to do with you?

Hey, crystal, they like,

hey, crystal, they like,

they just eat like this in

they just eat like this in

Chile, you know?

Chile, you know?

You're not going to change the

you're not going to change the

way these guys eat.

Way these guys eat.

Jamie, do you know what's

Jamie, do you know what's

going on in America with this

going on in America with this

sugar epidemic?

Sugar epidemic?

You've seen that it's

you've seen that it's

destroying...

destroying...

yeah, they don't really get

yeah, they don't really get

that here, you know?

That here, you know?

We've gotta spread the word!

We've gotta spread the word!

It is the same thing as adenol...

it is the same thing as adenol...

you should just get your

you should just get your

vegetables and they'll get

vegetables and they'll get

whatever they want and

whatever they want and

you know...

You know...

I'm going to share the

I'm going to share the

cheese pops with you.

Cheese pops with you.

You share your cheese pop

you share your cheese pop

with me, I'm gonna share my

with me, I'm gonna share my

vegetables with you.

Vegetables with you.

Champa versus crystal.

Champa versus crystal.

Sugar, vegetable food off!

Sugar, vegetable food off!

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