Crystal Fairy Page #8
to buy the cactus.
To buy the cactus.
CHAMPA:
Cactus...CHAMPA:
Cactus...WOMAN:
Um, bien.Si. [LAUGHS]
WOMAN:
[BREATHING HEAVILY...]
Hey, guys, let's get going.
It's getting late.
It's getting late.
We have to go now.
We have to go now.
Just give us a moment, Jamie.
Just give us a moment, Jamie.
Jamie, settle down.
Jamie, settle down.
We're in the middle of a
we're in the middle of a
conversation with...
conversation with...
yeah, seora pichita,
yeah, seora pichita,
I'm very sorry...
I'm very sorry...
chelita, it's seora chelita.
Chelita, it's seora chelita.
No, come on, man.
No, come on, man.
No, it's time to go.
No, it's time to go.
It's just time to go, you know?
It's just time to go, you know?
I have a surprise that I think
I have a surprise that I think
you're gonna like.
You're gonna like.
Guys, let's move fast.
Guys, let's move fast.
Hey, I think you guys wanna
hey, I think you guys wanna
see something.
See something.
Take a look in the back.
Take a look in the back.
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
You're a son of a b*tch, man.
You're a son of a b*tch, man.
[JAMIE LAUGHS]
[JAMIE LAUGHS]
You crazy f***ing chicken!
You crazy f***ing chicken!
You're wild!
You're wild!
All right.
All right.
O.K., let's get out of here.
O.K., let's get out of here.
Hey, crystal, I want you to sit
hey, crystal, I want you to sit
in the passenger seat.
In the passenger seat.
You need to be the co-pilot.
You need to be the co-pilot.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
JAMIE:
'Cause you're the oneJAMIE:
'Cause you're the onewho saw it first.
Who saw it first.
Be the co-pilot.
Be the co-pilot.
CRYSTAL:
All right.CRYSTAL:
All right.JAMIE:
Come on, guys.JAMIE:
Come on, guys.Ah, oh yeah.
Ah, oh yeah.
You know, I'm thinking we should
you know, I'm thinking we should
Man, I like having this big boy
man, I like having this big boy
between my legs.
Between my legs.
Crystal, why don't you pass
crystal, why don't you pass
it back, you know?
It back, you know?
Don't...
Don't...
It's getting me too excited
it's getting me too excited
having it up here.
Having it up here.
CRYSTAL:
O.K., O.K., let meCRYSTAL:
O.K., O.K., let mejust finish my blessing.
Just finish my blessing.
Yeah, and then pass it back.
Yeah, and then pass it back.
Maybe we'll cook it as soon as
maybe we'll cook it as soon as
we get there 'cause it'll...
we get there 'cause it'll...
we need to give about nine hours
we need to give about nine hours
to cook it, so if we do it
to cook it, so if we do it
as soon as we get there, we can
as soon as we get there, we can
drink it tonight.
Drink it tonight.
today and take it tomorrow.
Today and take it tomorrow.
Yeah, but it would be so nice
yeah, but it would be so nice
with the stars and the
with the stars and the
nighttime.
Nighttime.
I'm not sure if I'm taking
I'm not sure if I'm taking
the San Pedro anymore.
The San Pedro anymore.
CRYSTAL:
Yeah?CRYSTAL:
Yeah?I don't feel very well...
I don't feel very well...
CRYSTAL:
What? Why not?CRYSTAL:
What? Why not?Since I slept on the floor.
Since I slept on the floor.
CRYSTAL:
I'm so sorry.CRYSTAL:
I'm so sorry.No, it's not your fault.
No, it's not your fault.
When we get there, we'll do
when we get there, we'll do
some, we'll do some healing
some, we'll do some healing
work, O.K.?
Work, O.K.?
I'll fix you right up.
I'll fix you right up.
JAMIE:
Hey, that's a goodJAMIE:
Hey, that's a goodidea; You guys should definitely
idea; You guys should definitely
do that together.
CRYSTAL:
Incredible.it, it is so beautiful.
It, it is so beautiful.
We've gotta stop and get out.
We've gotta stop and get out.
JAMIE:
I'd rather not stopJAMIE:
I'd rather not stopright now. The only thing is
right now. The only thing is
we're making really good time,
we're making really good time,
and it would be nice to start
and it would be nice to start
cooking it before the sun
cooking it before the sun
goes down.
Goes down.
We're just zooming through
we're just zooming through
this gorgeous landscape.
This gorgeous landscape.
JAMIE:
Yeah, we're makingJAMIE:
Yeah, we're makingsuch good time is the only thing
such good time is the only thing
and we can get to the beach.
And we can get to the beach.
CRYSTAL:
No, please, just aCRYSTAL:
No, please, just afew minutes, plus I've gotta
few minutes, plus I've gotta
pee. We're gonna have to stop
pee. We're gonna have to stop
anyway, I've gotta pee.
Anyway, I've gotta pee.
I mean, there is pee literally
I mean, there is pee literally
coming out of my vagina.
JAMIE:
All right, guys.Let's get going now.
Let's get going now.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
CRYSTAL:
CRYSTAL:
We're in this beautiful place.
We're in this beautiful place.
Here, this is chamomile.
Here, this is chamomile.
Sniff it, this will relax you.
Sniff it, this will relax you.
Wow, that's really nice.
Wow, that's really nice.
Isn't that pretty?
Isn't that pretty?
Yeah, bring it.
Yeah, bring it.
Yeah, it kind of smells
yeah, it kind of smells
like...
Like...
Boys, smell this chamomile.
Boys, smell this chamomile.
Chamomile.
Chamomile.
[HONKING HORNS]
[HONKING HORNS]
Aye-yai-yai, that pollo loco
aye-yai-yai, that pollo loco
is driving me loco.
Is driving me loco.
Come on, a**hole.
Come on, a**hole.
[HORN BEEPS]
[HORN BEEPS]
Shut up, a**hole.
Shut up, a**hole.
CRYSTAL:
# pollo loco,CRYSTAL:
# pollo loco,I made a song for you. #
I made a song for you. #
CHAMPA:
This I would watch.CHAMPA:
This I would watch.# oh, my pollo loco. #
# oh, my pollo loco. #
[SCOFFS] O.K.
[SCOFFS] O.K.
# you need to leave your soul
# you need to leave your soul
MAN:
# the voices in my headare shadows, shadows #
Are shadows, shadows #
# she comes to me to tell me
# she comes to me to tell me
what they're after #
What they're after #
# says, "it ain't the end, boy,
# says, "it ain't the end, boy,
but you'd best be careful,
but you'd best be careful,
careful #
Careful #
in a circle, circle... #
In a circle, circle... #
[MEN SPEAKING IN BACKGROUND...]
CHAMPA:
Yo, Jamie.Can you help us, please?
Look!
This is perfect over here.
This is perfect over here.
Pilo, come over here.
Pilo, come over here.
Guys!
Guys!
Bring all the stuff over here.
Bring all the stuff over here.
It is beautiful.
It is beautiful.
CHAMPA:
Yeah, this place isCHAMPA:
Yeah, this place isf***ing perfect, man.
F***ing perfect, man.
Let's put up the tent.
Let's put up the tent.
CRYSTAL:
It's beautiful here!CRYSTAL:
It's beautiful here!
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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