Crystal Fairy Page #7

Stop the car.

It's not a big one,

it's not a big one,

but we can ask.

But we can ask.

JAMIE:
I'm O.K. To park here?

JAMIE:
I'm O.K. To park here?

It's O.K.

Yes, that is it.

CHAMPA:
Yeah.

CHAMPA:
Yeah.

Hola!

Hola!

JAMIE:
Hola!

JAMIE:
Hola!

CHAMPA:
Hola.

JAMIE:
What did he say?

Tell him we'll pay him.

Tell him we'll pay him.

He's going to take it with

he's going to take it with

some friends.

Some friends.

Yeah, how much does he want?

Yeah, how much does he want?

It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter.

So then let's go, what the f***

so then let's go, what the f***

are we wasting our time for?

Are we wasting our time for?

O.K., thanks.

O.K., thanks.

Whatever.

Whatever.

It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter.

We'll find another one.

We'll find another one.

Whatever.

Whatever.

...Did he not understand that we

...did he not understand that we

were going to pay him?

Were going to pay him?

I don't know.

I don't know.

CRYSTAL:
Some people don't

CRYSTAL:
Some people don't

care about money, Jamie.

Care about money, Jamie.

Some people have...

That's one in the back,

right?

Right?

That's... a big one.

That's... a big one.

She's got to sell us some of

she's got to sell us some of

that, whoever lives here.

That, whoever lives here.

Oh my God, that's the biggest

oh my God, that's the biggest

San Pedro I've ever seen.

San Pedro I've ever seen.

Man, you've seen two.

Man, you've seen two.

They have to give us some

they have to give us some

of that.

Of that.

They've got so much.

They've got so much.

Hola!

Hola!

[DOG BARKS]

Seora we want to buy your

cactus plant.

Cactus plant.

We want to give you money.

Ask her why she won't even

think about it.

Think about it.

You have so much.

You have so much.

You're never going to use

you're never going to use

all that.

All that.

Come on, man, take it easy.

Come on, man, take it easy.

She's not going to sell.

She's not going to sell.

Look how much you have.

Let's go, man, she's not gonna

sell it.

Sell it.

[JAMIE GROANS ANGRILY]

[JAMIE GROANS ANGRILY]

So close.

So close.

Champa, get it.

Champa, get it.

You wanna jump the fence,

you wanna jump the fence,

man?

Man?

No, it's kind of criminal,

no, it's kind of criminal,

isn't it?

Hey, you guys, I was just

going to say, we can't wait in

going to say, we can't wait in

front of this poor man's house

front of this poor man's house

all day.

All day.

We've gotta just let it go.

We've gotta just let it go.

CHAMPA:
Jamie, Jamie,

CHAMPA:
Jamie, Jamie,

come on.

Come on.

Let's go get a drink.

I think we should spend a

little more time looking.

Little more time looking.

'Cause honestly, I expected us

'cause honestly, I expected us

to spend a lot more time than

to spend a lot more time than

what we've spent so far looking.

What we've spent so far looking.

Yeah, but it's getting late

yeah, but it's getting late

and we've spent so much time.

And we've spent so much time.

I don't know if it's enough.

I don't know if it's enough.

Do you guys feel like it's

do you guys feel like it's

been a long time?

Been a long time?

I feel like it's only been...

I feel like it's only been...

I thought we would be looking

I thought we would be looking

for a lot longer than this.

For a lot longer than this.

How long is the drive to,

how long is the drive to,

to pan de azucar?

To pan de azucar?

Um, at least three hours or

um, at least three hours or

something like that.

Something like that.

Yeah, I think we should hit

yeah, I think we should hit

the road before the sun

the road before the sun

goes down.

Goes down.

No, hey, crystal, you need to

no, hey, crystal, you need to

stay out of it.

Stay out of it.

We made this plan a long

we made this plan a long

time ago.

Time ago.

The whole part of the plan was

the whole part of the plan was

for us to drink San Pedro

for us to drink San Pedro

on the beach.

On the beach.

That's really what started this

that's really what started this

whole trip.

Whole trip.

It's kind of weird to show up

it's kind of weird to show up

without it.

Without it.

Doesn't make any sense.

Doesn't make any sense.

Who here wants to go and do it?

Who here wants to go and do it?

I mean...

O.K., yeah, sure.

It's too bad.

It's too bad.

We'll make another trip.

We'll make another trip.

Yeah, I'd like to, man.

Yeah, I'd like to, man.

And, you know, if it's just

and, you know, if it's just

the two of us, we can search

the two of us, we can search

all day, we won't get tired

all day, we won't get tired

of it... I know you don't get

of it... I know you don't get

tired of it.

Hey, you guys.

There's a San Pedro cactus here.

There's a San Pedro cactus here.

Oh, it is, yeah, it is.

Oh, it is, yeah, it is.

That definitely is.

That definitely is.

Wow, crystal!

Wow, crystal!

Thank you. [LAUGHS]

Thank you. [LAUGHS]

O.K., we have to ask.

O.K., we have to ask.

We have to ask.

We have to ask.

CHAMPA:
You want to ask?

CHAMPA:
You want to ask?

Yeah, I mean, it'll take

yeah, I mean, it'll take

five minutes, we're here.

Five minutes, we're here.

Come on.

Come on.

Hola.

Hola.

Not like that, no, no, no.

Not like that, no, no, no.

Yeah, I know, you're right.

Yeah, I know, you're right.

Sorry, crystal.

Sorry, crystal.

CHAMPA:

CHAMPA:

CRYSTAL:
Hola.

CRYSTAL:
Hola.

JAMIE:
Tell her, um...

JAMIE:
Tell her, um...

We'd like to buy your cactus.

We'd like to buy your cactus.

Pay you money for your cactus.

Pay you money for your cactus.

WOMAN:
Hola.

WOMAN:
Hola.

JAMIE:
Como estas, how are...

JAMIE:
Como estas, how are...

we'd love to give you some money

we'd love to give you some money

for your cactus.

For your cactus.

JAMIE:
Tell how many, like,

JAMIE:
Tell how many, like,

tell her how many people are...

Tell her how many people are...

About our day, and...

About our day, and...

We'd be very happy.

We'd be very happy.

CHAMPA:
She'll have to think

CHAMPA:
She'll have to think

about it.

About it.

JAMIE:
Well, yeah.

JAMIE:
Well, yeah.

CRYSTAL:

CRYSTAL:

JAMIE:
She said yes.

JAMIE:
She said yes.

She knows we want the plant,

she knows we want the plant,

right?

Right?

Oh, she's got so much.

Oh, she's got so much.

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

Hey, we won't be long here.

Champa, hey, would you just

translate what I say?

Translate what I say?

Tell her... you have to tell her

tell her... you have to tell her

we just wanted to pay for the

we just wanted to pay for the

cactus, we don't really want to,

cactus, we don't really want to,

like, hang out here for a long

like, hang out here for a long

time or anything.

Time or anything.

Just tell her, yeah.

Just tell her, yeah.

Yeah, good.

Yeah, good.

I don't think she understands

I don't think she understands

that, yeah, 'cause the kids are

that, yeah, 'cause the kids are

impatient, just tell her we want

impatient, just tell her we want

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