Crystal Fairy Page #6

kilometers with this

kilometers with this

in your ass?

In your ass?

I have a question.

I have a question.

If you don't eat your

if you don't eat your

grandfather in two hours, if the

grandfather in two hours, if the

two hours go by and he's not

two hours go by and he's not

entirely eaten, what happens?

Entirely eaten, what happens?

...An endless stream of human

...an endless stream of human

sh*t coming out of your ears for

sh*t coming out of your ears for

the rest of your life and it's

the rest of your life and it's

like, just part of your life.

Like, just part of your life.

It's like, liquid sh*t.

It's like, liquid sh*t.

Or a small man who's this

or a small man who's this

tall...

Tall...

Living with you for the rest

living with you for the rest

of your life and he follows you

of your life and he follows you

around and just watches your

around and just watches your

every move.

CRYSTAL:
Welcome back.

Hey.

Hey.

Would you like a beer?

Would you like a beer?

Yes, please.

Yes, please.

I highly recommend the showers

I highly recommend the showers

for everybody.

For everybody.

Beer.

Beer.

Yeah, a shower sounds fantastic.

Yeah, a shower sounds fantastic.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

CRYSTAL:
Ah, mm.

CRYSTAL:
Ah, mm.

Can I have that?

Can I have that?

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, of course.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

Mmm, mmm.

Mmm, mmm.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, my God, yes.

I'm so glad I remembered.

I'm so glad I remembered.

You guys.

You guys.

O.K., let's see.

O.K., let's see.

PILO:

PILO:

O.K., I've been saving these

O.K., I've been saving these

for months, I didn't know why

for months, I didn't know why

and now I know why.

And now I know why.

They're blessed with the ability

they're blessed with the ability

to open up all your chakras to

to open up all your chakras to

receive positive energy,

receive positive energy,

which we all need to do for the

which we all need to do for the

San Pedro, you know, so that

San Pedro, you know, so that

we're in that good frame of mind

we're in that good frame of mind

we were talking about.

We were talking about.

We're supposed to ingest their

we're supposed to ingest their

essence with liquid, so let's

essence with liquid, so let's

have them in our beers, yeah?

Have them in our beers, yeah?

That's cool.

That's cool.

It's O.K. With beer,

it's O.K. With beer,

or it has to be...

or it has to be...

no, no, it's good with beer.

No, no, it's good with beer.

JAMIE:
That's cool sh*t.

JAMIE:
That's cool sh*t.

CRYSTAL:
You have to keep

CRYSTAL:
You have to keep

this, O.K.?

This, O.K.?

You drink it and then

you drink it and then

you keep it.

You keep it.

CHAMPA:
Thank you,

CHAMPA:
Thank you,

crystal fairy.

Crystal fairy.

I'm O.K.

I'm O.K.

I don't like sh*t in my drinks.

I don't like sh*t in my drinks.

No, no, no, it's important

no, no, no, it's important

that you ingest the essence

that you ingest the essence

of this.

Of this.

I like just ingesting beer

I like just ingesting beer

by itself.

By itself.

It's like a weird thing I do.

It's like a weird thing I do.

So, um, crystal hairy,

so, um, crystal hairy,

why are you naked?

Why are you naked?

[LAUGHTER]

[LAUGHTER]

You like that, pilo?

You like that, pilo?

You like crystal hairy?

You like crystal hairy?

I like crystal hairy,

I like crystal hairy,

that's good.

That's good.

It's fine.

It's fine.

Sorry, I just thought we should

sorry, I just thought we should

talk about it.

Talk about it.

'Cause your p*ssy's hanging out,

'cause your p*ssy's hanging out,

it's like you wanna talk about

it's like you wanna talk about

it or something?

It or something?

Am I making you

am I making you

uncomfortable, Jamie?

Uncomfortable, Jamie?

Honestly, it's kind of hard

honestly, it's kind of hard

to be comfortable and just act

to be comfortable and just act

like it's normal.

Like it's normal.

O.K., well, I'll put some

O.K., well, I'll put some

clothes on.

Clothes on.

CHAMPA:
It's good for me,

CHAMPA:
It's good for me,

crystal fairy.

Crystal fairy.

JAMIE:
Yeah, whatever.

JAMIE:
Yeah, whatever.

I'm O.K. With your nudity.

I'm O.K. With your nudity.

CRYSTAL:
What's the plan

CRYSTAL:
What's the plan

for tomorrow?

For tomorrow?

Tomorrow, we're going to get

tomorrow, we're going to get

the San Pedro.

The San Pedro.

Lobo told me tierra amarilla and

lobo told me tierra amarilla and

you have to look at the yards of

you have to look at the yards of

the houses and you find, and you

the houses and you find, and you

like, ask the people and offer

like, ask the people and offer

them to, I don't know,

them to, I don't know,

an exchange or to buy it.

[DOOR OPENS]

Champa!

Champa!

Champa!

Your bag!

Your bag!

Hey, we're going.

Hey, we're going.

Jamie.

Jamie.

I feel a lot of aggression

I feel a lot of aggression

coming from you.

Coming from you.

Is there something you want to

is there something you want to

talk about?

Talk about?

Have I upset you?

Have I upset you?

What? No.

What? No.

No, we really are just going.

No, we really are just going.

Sorry, I didn't mean to rush

sorry, I didn't mean to rush

you or anything.

You or anything.

'Cause I'm open to talking

'cause I'm open to talking

about anything.

About anything.

There's nothing.

There's nothing.

It's like, that's just how I act

it's like, that's just how I act

in the morning.

In the morning.

I'm sorry, we're just all ready

I'm sorry, we're just all ready

to go and we have this big day

to go and we have this big day

ahead of us, so, we should

ahead of us, so, we should

probably get going soon.

Probably get going soon.

But finish your thing and

but finish your thing and

you know...

You know...

O.K.

O.K.

O.K., guys.

O.K., guys.

Hairy fairy is getting ready.

Hairy fairy is getting ready.

She'll be ready in a minute.

She'll be ready in a minute.

Champa!

Champa!

Hey, are you ready?

Hey, are you ready?

Asking for some directions.

Asking for some directions.

O.K., you ready to go?

O.K., you ready to go?

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know how to get there?

You know how to get there?

Yeah, it's very close.

Yeah, it's very close.

Don't forget your bag in the

don't forget your bag in the

room, we're not coming back.

CHAMPA:
O.K., everyone,

roll down your windows and let's

roll down your windows and let's

start looking for the San Pedro.

Start looking for the San Pedro.

You know, it's like a huge

you know, it's like a huge

cactus, with huge, like,

cactus, with huge, like,

long arms.

Long arms.

JAMIE:
What about this one?

JAMIE:
What about this one?

Yeah, that one!

Yeah, that one!

PILO:
Donde, weon?

PILO:
Donde, weon?

CHAMPA:
That's not it.

CHAMPA:
That's not it.

Yeah, there's one that looks

yeah, there's one that looks

a lot like it.

A lot like it.

CHAMPA:
There, stop the car,

CHAMPA:
There, stop the car,

stop the car.

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