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I don't even know what to say.

Then tell them that

you don't know.

I find it tough to

cook all by myself.

I too find it tough to eat

what you've cooked!

Have you fed the dog?

Oh no! I forgot.

Don't ever

make that mistake.

I might forget to

be faithful to you!

Isn't my 'sambar' tasty?

If you make a gravy

without adding any spices

how will it be tasty

or edible, dad?

That's why I want you

to find the right bride.

I'm trying sincerely but I

haven't been able to woo even one.

Is she a fish on a bait or

a soap to slip and fall down?

I'm talking

of a life partner.

I wonder if there is any girl

already born for you!

Won't I torture Lord Brahma

if He hasn't created my girl?

I am sure a girl is waiting

somewhere just for me, dad.

"I found instinctively

what I had lost within me.."

"I don't know what to say

even if I want to anyway.."

"I found instinctively

what I had lost within me.."

"I don't know what to say

even if I want to anyway.."

"There's no apt word to spare

in any language to share.."

"So how do I tell you

that my feelings are so true?"

"In this world

I haven't seen anyone"

"with a smile

so unique and genuine."

You'll be late for college.

Go and get ready now.

"This is not words of praise or flattery.

It's straight from my heart, honestly."

"I found instinctively

what I had lost within me."

Dad, I'm going to college

Okay, my dear. - Okay, bye.

- Bye.

Hello, Mr. Ramaraju.

Is she your third daughter?

Isn't your school a

one co-education? - Yes.

"Bid goodbye

to your studies, dear."

"Focus on getting

married instead, without fear."

No matter how many

songs you sing

your wish to chop my ear off

won't get fulfilled.

Because she is my daughter!

Let me wait and watch.

My legs are aching

waiting for so long.

Where is he?

- He has come at last.

Am I late for my bus?

- At what time does the bus with your girl come?

8:
30 a.m.

- What's the time now?

My girl comes in the bus

at 9, I was here at 7:00 a.m.

My bus comes at 9:30

but I came at dawn.

Even if you spend the whole

night, you'll never get a girl!

Why did you come?

- Just like that.

When in love, you should

have decoction.

That's dedication, you idiot.

Oh no!

- No swearing. - Okay.

Hey, my bus is coming.

There she is.

Ramzan greetings to

my dear brothers and sisters.

It's been six months.

- Same shot!

I don't know about you,

but I'm really bored.

True.

- I share the same feeling.

I've now decided to

give her a love letter.

Write it down.

- Done.

Go on.

I'm your lover.

You're my flower.

Wow!

Just buy him a glass of tea

and he'll lick his boots!

Don't feel bad. Will a pig know the scent

of Pond's face powder?

Write.

- Yes.

I have power.

You are clever.

Wow! Wow!

Please love me, dear.

Our marriage in tower.

- Okay.

No..

Eiffel Tower!

Wow! Wow!

On reading this, the teacher

will fall flat forever.

To hand over this

powerful letter

I need a positive hand.

Mine is a positive hand.

You are just the opposite.

- Correct.

Hey, positive!

I aced my exams.

Meow!

Yes, you! Come here.

- Come.

What is this?

- Love letter.

Love letter?

For me?

Oh! I won't fall in love

while I'm still a student.

I want to become a doctor.

If my folks get to know about it,

my dad will kill me.

Hey! Stop. Have you ever seen

your face in the mirror?

You're still a kid in a skirt

and you want a love letter.

Who is the letter for?

Take this and give it

to Ms. Sunny.

Tell her Raju, M.A, M.Phil.

gave it to her specially. - No.

I don't want

to buy trouble.

She'll kill me.

For heaven's sake.

Hey! Aren't you

Ramaraju's daughter?

Yes.

- If you don't give this

I'll tell your dad

you asked me for a love letter!

When did I ask you?

You just now did! 'Love letter? For me!'

Right?

- Yes.

Add a smile.

Today I am going to talk about

Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.

Today's topic is serendipity!

Give Romeo's letter to Juliet.

I won't give.

- Girls!

Oh no!

- What's going on?

Nothing, ma'am.

Love letter.

Love letter?

Come here.

I'm your lover.

You're my flower.

I have power.

You are clever.

Please marry me, dear.

Our marriage will be in Eiffel Tower!

I'll hit you.

Girls shouldn't be

like perfume spray.

Boys will want to hit on them then.

But like pepper spray

to scare off boys.

Okay?

Take me for example.

No one has crossed

his limit with me.

I'm perfect and proper.

This letter isn't

for me, ma'am.

But for you!

- For me?

Who is that idiot?

There he is.

Him!

That village boy!

Next time he gives you a love letter

use pepper spray on him.

Okay, ma'am.

- Go.

I must somehow finish

the assignment.

He has seen me. Let's go fast.

- Meow!

I don't know

what to tell him.

Did you give the letter

to the teacher?

How can I not give

after you asked me to?

Showing your

acting skills to me!

What did your teacher say?

What shall I tell?

Come to our school

tomorrow at 8:
00 a.m.

And if you yell out 'teacher'

with your eyes closed, then..

Hold on!

If I call out 'teacher'

then she'll come and..

Oh, so romantic!

You are too young to hear the

rest. Go. Go to mom and dad.

Good job.

- All the best.

Thanks.

Teacher.

"Wake up, my dear king.."

"Rise and shine with a spring."

"Glam doll's super..

She is a bumper."

"Oh dear! I'm going bonkers.."

"You are like rice cooked in jaggery..

Your eyes are like hot and spicy pepper."

"When you tilt,

you seem like a catapult.."

"Wake up, my dear king.."

"Rise and shine with a spring.."

"Do you want me to

wake you up, my beau?"

"Do you want me to get you

out of bed, my true love?"

"Sunny.. Sunny! Sunny.. Sunny!

You are my honey, honey, honey.."

"Don't tease me to instigate

intimate thoughts in me.."

"Sunny.. Sunny! Sunny.. Sunny!

You are my honey, honey, honey.."

"One look at you, my body

swirls into a rapturous rhapsody."

"Wake up, my dear.."

"Wake up, my dear.."

"Like a magnet you attract me,

pulling me towards you."

"I whirl in circles crazy

like a giant wheel, I twirl racy."

"You're my date chocolaty.

My taste buds await to taste hastily."

"Your beauty enamors me

like red ants clamoring."

"You jump over the wall, model. In

my dreams, you drill into my heart."

"Bottles of beer, pints of whiskey..

Don't make me high and dizzy."

"Like the mole on your body

give me an inch of space in your body."

"Like atom bomb explosively

you blasted me to hell implosively."

"Sunny.. Sunny! Sunny.. Sunny!

You are my honey, honey, honey.."

"Don't tease me to instigate

intimate thoughts in me.."

"Come to me my king."

"Oh! You enchantress in a spicy avatar..

Your glance is red hot chili pepper.."

"From head to toe potently,

you stir my feelings perfectly.."

"You flaunt your beauty blatantly

kindling the fire of desire in me."

"Like pressure in a cooker mounting

my heart whistles unhesitating.."

"You've been sculpted from a chunk of

jaggery and wrapped in a sexy silvery foil."

"Immersed in a perfumed river you were

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