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gifted to me on a golden platter.."

"Girl, you drive me crazy

clad in your micro-mini"

"When your brakeless goods train

hits on me, I go breathless.."

"Sunny.. Sunny! Sunny.. Sunny!

You are my honey, honey, honey.."

"Don't tease me to instigate

intimate thoughts in me."

"Wake up, my dear.."

"Wake up, my dear.."

"Glam doll's super..

She is a bumper."

"Oh dear! I'm going bonkers.."

"You are like rice cooked in jaggery..

Eyes like hot and spicy pepper."

"You sway swiftly

like a speeding catapult."

"Wake up, my dear king.."

"Rise and shine with a spring.."

Oh, God!

You have no inhibitions!

Why is this dog barking

so early in the morning?

I'll deal with you later.

Julie, don't bark.

It's only me.

You dazzle so colorfully

like a textile shop.

Is it ready-made or

you had it tailored?

You had it tailored.

What's up?

Teacher!

Is her chapter closed?

She has become close.

It's the same.

- Go and get ready, man.

Okay, man.

- Go away.

Maybe we've come too early.

It's a personal affair.

That's why we are early.

And if you yell out 'teacher'

with your eyes closed, then..

"Sunny.. Sunny! Sunny.. Sunny!"

Teacher!

"Sunny.. Sunny! Sunny.. Sunny!"

Oh, God!

Gorilla!

Gobble him, not me.

She's human.

Not a monkey.

Why did you come when I

called out to the teacher?

Teacher won't come today.

- Why?

It's 2nd of October.

It's a holiday.

I thought only wine shops were

closed on the 2nd of October.

Even schools?

- I know.

Today is 'Gandhi Jayanthi'.

Everything is closed.

I've heard of Gandhi.

But who is Jayanthi?

I think you're Jayanthi, right?

Mad fellow! Doesn't even

know Gandhi's birthday!

Hello, BlueCross! There's a gorilla here.

- Come on.

Hey, Raju! You're just on time.

Come here.

Why, dad?

- What's so urgent?

Tie this ox

in our field.

What? With such colorful clothes

how can you ask him

to tie this fox?

I'm not a fox, you idiot!

That's an ox.

That's right, rascal.

Are they both different?

Okay. Relax!

Bank manager wants to

see me immediately.

Just do this for me.

Thanks, see you.

- Hey!

Dad?

Let's go to the field.

Sorry, I don't

befriend animals.

But haven't I done so

for past 20 years?

Are you mocking me

with your beastly dialogs?

Your dad has given

an apt job for you.

If you don't zip your lips

I'll ensure this ox rams into you.

Look at him.

He seems to be

snake-dancing.

Height of stink!

Hello, Raju!

Where are you going

with the ox?

We are going jogging. Want to join?

- Tell me.

His dad has asked him

to tie the ox in his field.

Congratulations!

- Shake hands with him.

Doesn't he have hands?

- What's wrong with my hands?

I'll smack the slipper

across your face.

What did you do now?

- I scratched myself.

Before that?

- I relieved myself.

Before that?

- I collected dung.

Oh no!

If you put your hands at odd places

they will stink!

- Seems fine to me.

Sanitize your hands for

a week and then meet me.

Move aside.

Greetings, ma'am.

- Jogging?

Practicing for team selection.

Congratulations, ma'am.

Congratulations!

All the best.

- Thank you. - Ma'am..

You are making a big mistake, ma'am.

- What happened?

Do you know what he touched,

before he greeted you all over?

Where?

Tell her, man.

- First, he..

What's wrong with that?

Congratulations, ma'am.

You!

All the best, ma'am.

It has been a shocking

scenario since morning!

Hey, Raju!

Your courier girl.

I have many questions

to ask her myself.

Hey, meow! You said

the teacher called me.

But the school was closed.

Maybe she forgot that today was a holiday.

How will I know?

Won't you know if your

school is closed or not?

I thought she might call you

to share something personal.

She's a real smart kid.

I'll go and call

someone smart.

"Oh my beloved.."

Your cow is happily

flirting with my ox.

She's not a cow.

- She's Lakshmi.

Actress Jothilakshmi!

She's our Goddess Lakshmi.

My mother and I

are very fond of her.

Your dad loves his gun.

You and your mother

go gaga over a cow.

No one in your family likes

humans, is it?

Yes. Dogs have Blue Cross.

Cows have green grass.

What do human beings have?

Cool! We have whiskey in our glass!

Don't talk rubbish!

- Don't talk utter rubbish.

Listen.. Shut up.

You shut up your gob

and everything else also.

If you talk ill of my Lakshmi,

I won't keep quiet.

Stop talking in English.

- Stop fighting.

Your bull and cow are

running away together!

Ramaraju's cow and

Raju's bull have eloped!

How dare you hit

one of my boys!

He misbehaved.

So I hit him.

That's why I've come

to apologize to you.

Sorry, Kavitha. Forgive me.

- Let go of me.

I'm apologizing

on behalf of him.

I'm sorry.

Is it okay to say

'sorry' like this?

Is this what you

call as misbehavior?

What is this?

Don't! This is wrong.

There you go!

Is this how

he misbehaved?

Tell me. Get lost.

Don't you try

to run away.

"High voltage wire."

"High voltage wire."

I don't want to fight with you

and make this a big issue.

So fall at her feet and

beg for her forgiveness.

What will you do

if I don't do so?

After 3 minutes

Seenu?

I'm Seenu and

you dare hit me!

If you have guts

stay right here.

Why do I need guts

to stay right here?

A chair will do.

Ready!

You didn't know me or my

brother or my family background

but you acted rashly.

This is my reaction.

Don't call out names of

your sister, brother, dad

grandfather, great-grandfather,

neighbor from a voter's list.

I'm not a fruit or a vegetable

to be sold in a market

categorized according

to my seed and roots!

I am a high voltage wire.

Whoever touches me

will receive the same shock!

If you're doubtful

come and touch me.

Thanks.

Next!

Kill him!

Go on.

Come on, hit me.

Game over.

Thanks.

If you ever misbehave with not

just my daughter, but any girl

I'll kill you.

Eve-teasing is a common problem

in colleges that girls face.

Best is to find a good groom

and get her married soon.

Very true.

Where's my daughter?

My 2 sons-in-law.

This is the suitor

who is here to see Kavitha.

I'll be back.

Keep talking.

Okay.

Look! Here she is.

- Yes.

Looks like a newly built

hi-tech city building.

It's a 'yes' from my end.

Are you coming back from college?

- Yes.

What are you studying?

- 12th grade.

Very good.

Study well.

Thank you, uncle.

How could she call me 'uncle'?

She doesn't know

that you are the suitor.

Does she know about

the formal meeting?

Doubtful!

- Doubt?

This is an insult to

the software industry.

Why is everybody

so excited and flustered?

That man's who's here to see you

is a suitor.

I want to study.

Please tell dad.

The only thing

I know is to cook.

I even cook

as per your dad's wishes.

So how can I poke

my nose into any alliance?

Go and get ready.

Mother..

Sister, at least you go

and tell him please.

If I were so brave, I'd have

stopped my own wedding!

Take this.

- Sister, will you help me?

Coffee is ready.

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