Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life

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THREE MONTHS EARLIER

Yes!

Hey Amy, come here.

I love you. | - I love you too.

Okay! Not bad!

I just got the official word.

We have two swimmers, | who made the All State team.

And they are:

Nolan Mitchell! | - Yes!

And... | Justin Peterson!

All right, go ahead | and have a great weekend.

Congratulations! | - I knew you can do it.

You hear? All State! | You gotta be kidding me!

Fantastic!

Wow! - Wow! | - All State, mom!

Know what? I swear, I thought | I had lost after the first turn.

No, you really held stroke | and that final kick was incredible!

You saw me in last two? | - Yes, I saw you. - Yes!

Hey, Peterson!

Stroke Man! | I heared you made All State?

It's awesome, right Dooley? | - Thanks.

What All State team? | - He's a swimmer, buthead!

The best on a freestyle | on All damn State.

Jeez, do you even listen to Live Sports?

Yeah, when I'm in them.

It's nice Dooley'll be a voter someday.

I mean, it's no big deal, really.

All right, later.

How it be banned... Monica. |

No, I'm glad there isn't.

Hey, give me call sometime, | we should hang out.

Yeah. Sounds cool, Timmy.

Come on, mom! | - Stop! - It's pretty cheap.

Come on! - Okay.

We cannot afford this. | - Yes, we can!

Oh, thank God you're still here. | - Hey!

Wow! Look at you!

Exactly, look at me. | I look like Tammy Faye.

I'm meeting Greg at the Carlton | sddmitance at five.

Is there any way, | you can, please...

A twenty minutes makeover? | - Please!

Need just drop the kids off, | and I'll be with you at 3:45 - 3:50. Something...

God, love you! | Thanks. - Bye.

Come on! | It'll be, like, 90 percent off!

Thought you work today? | - Took the day off.

Doing hair and makeup for | senior girls graduation pictures.

That's nice.

Some are real beauties, | I got few phone numbers in my bag.

All right. | - Fresh boy saves himself for Amy.

Yeah, well I'm | saving my fist for you.

Hey, come on! | - Hey, hey! Gyus!

Gyus! | Stop! Stop!

Good night, Justin.

Goodnight, Mrs. Hyuik. | Good night.

You got to rest now. | - Yes, I will. 'Bye.

I have to go in. | - No, you don't.

Yes, I do. | - Justin!

What? | - Not now, okay?

When?

What, are we on a schedule for this?

It's all you ever talk about. | - No.

Well, you're right.

I'm being a total jerk. | I'm sorry.

Come here.

I'll see you in the pool, okay? | I got to go.

No, I'll see you in the pool, okay? | - I'll be in the pool.

So, how'd it go? | I want all the details.

Beth, he practically jumped me | as soon as I walked in.

And that's a good thing? | - At my age, it's a miracle.

At your age? | Hey, I'm your age.

Mom!

Mom, do we have | any ice cream?

You had dessert. | - But I'm still hungry!

Stroke Man! | Check this out

Monicas Site

DANGER | KEEP OU Hey, hey.

So, what's it feel like, huh?

Mr. All-State, high-school hero.

You know, everyone was | pretty stoked about it.

No, you deserve it.

You worked your butt off. | I'm proud of you.

Hey, dad, you know what's | really cool, though?

They put my plaque next to | mom's in the same case,

right there | in front of the gym.

Man, we rule!

So, how was your day?

Half the customer-service | guys are out sick.

Still trying to earn that raise, huh?

Hardly qualifies as a raise.

So... what's that?

Oh, that B&B in San Francisco. | I just got their brochure.

GREAT ROMANTIC GETAWAY | FOR OUR 20th.

How much?

Look first, and then we'll talk.

Ooh. Nice.

But it's... expensive.

I'll make it | worth your while.

I'm not just the nice | lady who works here.

Stroke Man? ...after game party. | My house.

Everybody's commin'. | Monica too. Be their.

Hey. Glad you could make it.

Hey, dude, great game tonight. | You were awesome.

Especially in the third period!

Thanks. Great fumble in the fourth.

Everything cool, Jack? | Come on in, guys.

You guys want a beer? | - No, thank you.

Yeah, me neither. | 5:30 workouts.

Right. | Swim queens don't drink.

Excuse me.

Hey dude, type up | "Naked college babes."

It's just to see what comes up.

You guys are such losers. How'd you | like it if we watched naked guys?

This is hilarious. | Those people are freaks!

Are you having fun?

Boring and boring. | Boring!

Use your dad's credit card, you know, | get to the prime meat.

Yeah, 'cause I want my dad | knowing I look at this crap.

Timmy, P-911. | P-911.

Got it, Tracker.

Hey, guys.

Everybody okay?

Do you need any more sodas? | - I think we're cool, dad.

God, I remember that game.

...and goes straight down the middle | behind a group of blockers,

resembling the old blind way.

Dad!

Oh, right. Sorry.

All right, if you need | anything, call me, okay?

Have fun, guys. | - Thanks, Mr. Jenkins.

Can we go now?

I don't get the | whole porn thing.

I mean, the way they do it, | it's so mechanical.

Animal channel shows | better relationships.

Didn't know you were | into watching animals do it.

Hey! | - Ow!

Look...

i'm sorry I took you there.

Is that a turn-on for you?

Not at all... | I mean, nothing compared to you.

But, if we're having sex...

Has to come from our hearts. | I know.

Wow. | I really sound that uptight?

No, you don't. | I think it's cool.

It's not that I don't ever | want to make love with you.

It's just that when we do | I want it to be...

Magical. | - Magical.

Trust me, it'll be | worth the wait.

I can believe it.

Timmy:
dude, wherd u go 2nite? | check this out...

Monster tits @ Big Breasted Women

Big Breasted Women

JUST SAY SUPER SIZE ME | A lust for bust!

Come on, baby!

Justin, what are you doing?

I'm going to bed now, okay, mom. | Good night. - Night.

Steven. | Steven, wake up.

What? | - Justin's looking at porn.

Oh, okay. | Good night, hon.

Steven, he's looking | at naked girls on his computer.

And you think that's normal?

Well pretty much. That's what teenage boys do. | They look at pictures of girls with big b*obs.

Should we talk to him?

About what, naked women?

I don't want him | seeing girls like that.

Okay, I'll talk to him. | Good night.

I never said | they had big b*obs!

They always do.

SHALLOW END:

Yeah, that is a sorry excuse | for a swim, and you know it.

Just 'cause you made All State | doesn't mean you stop working hard.

Sorry, coach.

The rest of you | didn't perform any better.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Seriously, what's wrong?

I'm just tired, okay?

Did you read the Kafka?

Yeah, some guy wakes up as a cockroach. | That would suck.

I feel like that sometimes. | - Like a cockroach?

Like how he was part of his family but | it was like he was a different species from them.

Everyone said it was gonna be really boring, | but, I don't know, I found it kind of interesting.

Hello, am I boring you?

No, sorry. | - Forget it.

I mean, no. | I feel like a cockroach, too.

Em, is there a way to check on | which websites somebody's surfing?

Sure. | Check their history file.

Checking up on your kids?

I do not wanna be that kind of mom, but...

Di, the thing is any kid with his | mouse knows how to clear their history.

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