Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life Page #2

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What's that mean? | - They just erase their tracks.

Okay. | Um, any way around that?

Well, it gets complicated. | I mean,

they block parental controls | that block certain websites.

Man, this Internet is getting scarier.

Honey, you have no idea.

What you listen to?

Oh, Switchfoot again!

Come on. | It beats the stuff you listen to.

What do you mean? | Green Day rules.

Hey, guys, what do you think? | Green Day or Switchfoot?

Switchfoot's for altar boys. | Got to go with Green.

Maybe you'd rather have | lunch with her?

Hey, I'm just saying. | - I know what you're saying.

Wait here! Let me listen | to it one more time, okay?

It's good. | - Yeah, yeah! Praise the lord!

Shut up!

Wow! | - Kill me now.

Why are you this late?

Well, if I'm gonna make San Francisco work, | I have to...!

Are we going?

I'll be in a body bag.

Oh, thank you!

Ohh, ohh! | That feels great.

Ohh, this is why I married you.

Not for love?

For the love of your back rubs.

Please don't stop. | I'll shut up. I'll shut up.

Ohh. Ohh.

So, where are the kids?

Well, Alex went to bed early. | Probably has homework he didn't want to finish.

And Justin's in his room.

You know, this would be a great time | to have that little talk with him.

What talk?

About the stuff | I saw on the computer.

Oh, sweetheart, what am I | supposed to say about that?

You're the dad. | I'm sure you'll think of something.

He's not a pervert just because he wants | to look at pictures of naked women.

Multitasking?

What?

What's up?

I've got a lot of | math homework.

Yeah. Right. Okay.

Your mom was up late | a couple of nights ago,

and she saw some | pictures on your computer.

I... Im real sorry about that. | It won't ever happen again. I promise.

I mean, it's normal.

Look, all guys want to | look at pictures.

When I was your age, we used to | hide our Playboys under the bed.

Yeah? | - Yeah.

But...

You know, a relationship's | about more than just sex.

Your mom was beautiful | when I met her.

I mean, she still is!

But what we share is, you know, | it's not just physical.

You know, what we...

We just enjoy each other's company.

Does this make sense to you?

No. It sounds like | mom sent you in here.

No, it's me, too.

But she's worried that there might be | a problem if you're... you know?

No, no. Dad. Jeez, there's no problem. | I mean, you said yourself... All guys do it.

Yeah. | Yeah, that's what I told her.

It's nothing to worry about. | - Yeah.

So, how's practice, anyway? | - It's great.

Well? | - No problem.

What does that mean?

I told him there was more | to life than big b*obs.

You're kidding, right?

I said relationships are | about more than sex.

I brought up how we share the joys

and heartaches that... | invariably come your way in life.

Should I be writing this down?

Di, I know you're concerned, | but he's a regular teenage boy.

He's got to look at this stuff, | then he moves on.

It's normal.

Okay.

All right, everybody. | Listen up!

Listen up! | The meet is this weekend,

so you know the drill, right? | The three R's!

Rest, relaxation and restraint.

All right, now. | Who is the best?

We are! | - That's right. Yes, we are.

All right, get out of here.

Hey, what are you doing | with my PDA?

Um, just sending myself | an e-mail so I don't forget.

Forget what? | - How beautiful you are.

Oh, that's so sweet. | You can use it for that anytime.

Thanks.

Even though that's a total lie.

Okay, you got me. | I was playing an on-line game.

Duh!

AWESOME HOT | XXX IMAGES

Yeah, tell the girls less is... - Mom! | - ...sophisticated, not slutty.

Mom! - I'll bring in | tons of magazines.

Exactly. | - Mom.

I'll talk to them. | - Mom, when's dinner?

Hang on. - Five minutes. | Go tell your brother.

Sorry.

Hey, dork.

You know what? No. | Get out of here.

What's that? | Let me see.

None of your business. | Get out of here.

Let me see! | - No! Get out! Get out of here!

Fine. | I'm telling mom.

Okay, wait. | No, no, no, no.

Can I see?

Close the door. | - Let me see.

I said, close the door!

Look, what I'm gonna show you, you got to | promise me you won't tell mom or dad.

I promise. | - Look,

I swear I'll smash | all your video games.

Got it? | - I promise.

Come on, hurry up. | Dinner's in five minutes.

So, how's the history | paper coming along?

Fine. I mean, struggling a little bit, | but I'll nail it.

I'm thinking about going to Amy's later, | do a bit of work on it.

Nope? | - Not on a school night, not this late.

Mom, it's homework.

Call her on the phone. | I'm sure that'll work just as well.

Alex, what's going on?

Um, he's all pumped up. | He just defeated the drug dealer in GTA.

Nice. | - Thank you.

It's pretty cool.

The founding fathers didn't talk about religion, | but they were men of faith.

And Washington, too? | - Yep, he prayed.

O most glorious God, make me to know | what is acceptable in Thy holly word.

You know, I think it's tight that | you're not afraid to talk about your faith.

Yeah. Most kids don't think so.

Who cares? | I respect it.

So, will I ever get you to | come to church with me?

You never know. | What's it do for you?

I don't know. | I guess it puts things in perspective.

It comforts me.

Makes all that stupid stuff | we obsess about... seem stupid.

Yeah, that's cool.

You know, you're alright | for a scrawny, righteous Sophomore virgin.

Dude, I'm not scrawny.

Seriously, dude, angel girl's nice and everything, | but dating? Dude, nobody dates.

You know what you need?

What every other slacker | in his life needs.

A little bit of... Monica.

Wow. She definitely is hot.

Have you and Monica | done anything no.

No, it'd be a little | too weird with Dooley, ..

but you, you could. | - Serious?

Yeah, she's sick of him.

I mean, you're smart. | Now get educated.

Get Monica. | - Yes, Monica.

Hey.

I just shot down | three more Nazi planes.

It gets boring | making ace every day.

Yeah, I'm sick of | that game, too.

Want to see something | really gross?

What?

Thomas, you got to promise | not to tell anyone,

'cause if my brother caught me, | he'd kill me.

What I promise | I won't tell anyone.

Dude, snipe him.

I can't. | The thing's not working.

Hey, I found this pretty | extreme website last night.

It's pretty extreme, dude.

Another multiplayer game?

No, man, something a lot hotter. | - Go for it.

Latex. Bondage.

Oh, man, get that crap off my computer! | I'm gonna get spam forever.

But you got to check out this babe | with the huge... - Don't!

Come on, dude. | No, I don't care, bro.

That stuff's way too twisted. | Dude, you're getting scuzzy.

Sorry, man.

Justin!

This is a nice surprise.

You want to join me?

No, I just...

got to finish homework in study hall,

so I just came down to see | if you were still working out.

Oh, yeah.

Want to hand me my towel?

So, what's going on?

No, not much. | That was a pretty decent last 50.

You should've | seen me in college.

Something happened today?

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