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I like hockey,

pizza and music.

And I dislike everything

about that school.

Except maybe you.

Now you try.

I'm Linda.

I don't like it

here either.

And pizza ?

- I like pizza.

- Music ?

Of course I like music.

I like Pantera.

- No way ! I love Pantera.

- [ Laughs ]

So the only thing

we don't agree on is hockey.

Too violent ?

Don't understand the rules ?

I have to admit

I've never been to a game.

[ Sighs ] You have never heard

of the Anaheim Mighty Ducks ?

- They named a pro team after us.

- Sorry.

[ Sighs ]

Oh, man.

Well, uh...

we have a game on Friday.

And I was just thinking that

maybe you could come down...

and we could snag a Coke

or something afterwards ?

I still don't

know you that well.

[ Exhales ] Did I tell you

I'm allergic to nuts ?

Any kind of nut. I swear.

I blow up. It's kind of gross.

And R.E.M. ? Yeah ?

john Woo movies ?

And I really like

talking to you.

- What else ?

- [ Bus Approaching ]

I don't know.

just keep talkin'.

[ Whispers ]

Yes !

[ Groans, Turns On Radio ]

[ Hockey Announcer] It appears the

entire school has turned out to see...

the once Mighty Ducks, I mean,

rather, the, um, Eden Hall Warriors...

do battle with the Blake

freshman Bears.

[ Band ]

[ Chattering ]

[ Band Continues,

Crowd Applauding ]

[ Crowd Cheering ]

[ Band, Cheering Continue ]

- They better be damn good

if they hope to stay.

- Relax, Tom, it's in the bag.

Alan,just in time.

[ Orion ] Gather around. Let's go.

Hustle up. Come on.

All right, think defense.

All right, hands in.

Here we go.

- [ Ducks Qyacking ]

- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey !

What the hell's that ?

Knock that off.

All right, ""Go, team'' on two.

Here we go, one, two.

- [ Ducks, Apathetically ] Go, team.

- All right, come on.

- ""Go, team.'' How original.

-Just get in the game, Charlie.

Let's do it, Charlie.

Point of fact, Charlie Conway is not

wearing the traditional captain ""C''.

He's been this team's captain since

they played in District Five.

I guess Coach Orion's

making a statement.

[ Crowd Cheering ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Whistle Blows, Siren Blares ]

- [ Crowd Cheering ]

- [ Casey ] Get 'em, Charlie!

- What did I tell you ?

- That's my Ducks !

[ Ducks Cheering ]

- [ Whooping ]

- All right, knock off the celebration!

Act like you've

scored before, huh ?

-Come on, guys, give me something to do.

-Pass it over here, man.

Ladies and gentlemen,

it's knuckle-puck time !

[ Groans ]

- [ Crowd Cheering ]

- [ Whistle Blows, Siren Blares ]

- [ Russ ] Yeah, knocked him out.

- [ Cheering Continues ]

Hey, ref. You know,

you can call this thing now,

and we can all get home

in time to see Melrose.

[ Goldberg ]

Go, Luis, go, go!

He can't stop!

He's got no brakes!

I can't stop !

[ Groans ]

[ Russ ]

Man, that was fresh.

- Great, Luis ! You scored, man !

- You scored !

- Way to go !

- You scored !

- You scored, Luis ! It was amazing !

- Are you okay ?

- I love our team.

- [ Russ ] Oh, I guess not.

- [ Dwayne Whooping ] Get 'em, boys!

Ya-hoo ! How do you like

them apples, huh ?

[ Continues Whooping ]

- [ Crowd Cheering ]

- Qyick draw ! Ya-hoo !

- [ Cheering Continues ]

- I'm down here.

Why don't you take a shot at me ?

I'm so bored !

[ Announcer ] Conway passes to Averman

who hits the zone and--

Oh! That's a hook if I've ever

seen one. He gets the pass off Fulton.

Look out!

[ Stammering ]

[ Whistle Blows, Siren Blares,

Crowd Cheering ]

Yeah, I spun that dude !

- Yo, Russ, you got to teach

me how to talk some trash.

- It can't be taught, Kenny, man.

I mean, it's got to be the first thing

that comes to your mind.

You just got to go for it.

Try it.

- Okay. Hey, ref, you--

- Uh-uh, shh. Pick another target.

Hey, number 44, you, you, you,

you play, you play--

- You don't play real good.

- Yeah, right.

Shorter, man.

Get to the point.

Hey, number nine, bite me !

[ Groans ] Man.

[ Laughing ]

Now we're getting somewhere.

[ Goalie Stammering ]

Huh ? Huh ?

- [ Groans ]

- [ Whistle Blows ]

- [ Cheering ]

- [ Duck ] You did good!

The hand is quicker

then the eye, my friend.

Fulton scored, Fulton scored

I am really bored

Fulton's great, Fulton's great

Ayear ago, he couldn't even skate

[ Grunting ]

[ Grunts ]

-[ Whistle Blows, Crowd Cheers ]

-Come on, Charlie !

Unbelievable! Conway gets the hat trick

from somewhere out in the ozone!

At the end of two,

it's Eden Hall nine, Blake zero.

- [ Chuckles ] It's over, folks.

- That's my Ducks.

I think we're witnessing

the birth of a dynasty, Tom.

- Relax. It's over, baby.

- [ Ref ] Come on, boys, let's go.

Damn.

Tighten up !

- [ Blows Whistle ]

- [ Siren Blares ]

- Oh, man.

- Oh, and there goes the shutout, folks.

- We'll give you one.

- All right, change it up.

Mendoza, Robertson.

- [ Whistle Blows ]

- Where's defense ?

[ Siren Blares, Fans Booing ]

- Moreau, Conway, change it.

- All right, let's do it, guys.

- [Julie Groans ]

- Clear the net !

- Clear the net !

- Come on !

[ Whistle Blows, Siren Blares ]

Germaine, Fulton,

change it !

Score ! And Blake

pumps in another.

[ Whooping ]

Come try and get me this time--

[ Orion ] Make him make

the first move, Conway!

[ Whistle Blows, Siren Blares ]

- [ Charlie Grunts ]

-[ Ref Blows Whistle ]

Two minutes, unsportsmanlike.

- Let's go, son, to the box ! Come on.

- What ? Are you blind ?

-To the box, let's go.

-You decide to take the whistle out now?

- Give me a break!

- Now, is that sportsmanship ?

Get in the box.

unsportsmanlike conduct.

Unsportsmanlike,

I'll show you unsportsmanlike.

Oh, my, Conway is really hot. He'll

get two for unsportsmanlike conduct.

Where has the Warriors'

defense gone this period ?

Charlie, calm yourself.

Play the game.

Gaffney ! Goldberg, change it.

Me ? Uh,yeah, Coach,

comin'right up!

- It's a total breakdown up front.

It's up to you.

- No problem, Catlady.

[ Grunts ]

Oh, no, he stole it ! Stop him !

- [ Whistle Blows ]

- [ Groans ]

[ Siren Blaring ]

You telling me my youngest boy isn't

good enough to play for this team ?

In a last ditch effort,

Blake is pulling their goalie.

Thirty left, and the Warriors

are desperately trying to hang on.

Conway's out of the box

and skating hard.

[ Averman ]

Clear it, Charlie, clear it!

- Pass it here, Charlie.

- Come on, Charlie !

- [ Dwayne ] Do it, Charlie!

- Knock it off, Charlie. Pass it.

Over here, Charlie!

We already won!

Charlie, no!

No !

Oh, no.

Come on, where's the "D''?

[ Grunts ]

[ Whistle Blows, Buzzer Sounds ]

[ Announcer ] Oh, there goes

the buzzer. This baby is over.

A very disappointing tie

for the Eden Hall Warriors.

They opened their cabin door and let

those Blake Bears climb right in.

- The guy hooked me, all right ?

- We didn't need anymore goals.

- Hey, listen, I was trying to win it !

- Well, mission unaccomplished, Charlie.

- Huh ?

- We let down, simple as that.

Hey, you let down.

I played hard.

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