D3: The Mighty Ducks Page #5

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Yeah, man, no heart.

Well, what are we

playing for anyway ?

Some stupid school, the alumni ?

I mean, Warriors ?

- What the hell are we now ?

- Look, man !

We're on scholarship.

I'm staying.

Fine, sell-out.

-Man, who you calling a sell-out, punk !

-Hey, get your hands off him !

- Hold up, Charlie !

- Charlie, stop it !

How long does it take

to score a goal ?

Less than a second !

That means no lead is safe

if you can't play defense !

Now get this straight !

I don't give a damn

how many goals you score.

I want one number on your mind:

zero, as in shutout.

[ Loudly ]

You got that ?

Practice, tomorrow morning,

Got to get up early

if you want to hunt goose eggs.

[ Slams Door]

Hey, who took my clothes ?

They put our clothes--

-Oh, man.

-That answers your question, doesn't it?

Ted. Ted.

I know you're as disappointed

in that tie as we are.

- Actually, I'd have preferred a loss.

- You're kidding, right, Coach ?

Well, you learn a hell of a lot more

from losing than from winning.

We don't have time for learning.

We need to win.

- They could lose their scholarships.

- You're kidding, right, Dean ?

- [ Russ ] I love this liquid nitrogen.

- I don't think it works.

Yeah, it's working.

Hey, you think they're gonna miss...

- this big old tank in chemistry class ?

- What do you think ?

- Hey, what about Banksie ?

- He's one of them now, isn't he ?

- Sad but true.

- How about full pressure ?

Sorry, cake-eater.

[ Players Chattering ]

[ Players Gasp ]

[ Players Murmuring ]

Ducks.

just come in and sit down.

Thank you so much,Jeannie.

I'm sorry we're late.

No problem, honey.

How was the game ?

That good, huh ?

I'll close out.

Listen, I'm taking a bus home.

See you later.

Uh, no, sir. You sit over there,

and you do your homework.

I just watched you jeopardize

your hockey career. I will not

let you do it to your studies.

[ Scoffs ] You have no idea what

it's like playing for that guy.

I don't care who your coach is.

Your behavior out there was juvenile.

- Well, yeah, because Coach Orion--

- ""Because Coach Orion'' nothing.

You used to feel the same

way about Coach Bombay, remember ?

I think the only thing that needs to

change around here is your attitude.

What ?

Oh, give me a break.

[ Averman ]

I think that's a first time for me.

- Check out the new jackets, guys.

- Hey, congrats on the Blake game.

- Yeah, right. We tied.

- Hey, a point's a point.

We're all Warriors now.

You guys proved your guts.

- You all set for dinner Friday ?

- Dinner ?

Well, it's

an Eden Hall tradition.

Varsity got to treat

the freshmen to dinner.

So, round up your posse

and meet us at 6:00...

at the Minnesota Club,

downtown.

Anybody need a ride,

we can take you.

- I mean, you guys do like

steak and seafood, right ?

- Yeah, we do.

Look, I don't

like you pukes, all right ?

But this is a tradition. At Eden Hall,

I learned to care about tradition.

- It's cool.

- Oh. It's cool.

- Let's go. If Banks says it's cool.

- We might as well go.

- Good evening, sir.

- 'Evening.

[ Diners Chattering ]

I love this tradition !

At my old school, we didn't

have traditions like this.

Waiter, I've got too many forks.

I only need one.

I don't--

Y'all, I just--

What's this little bitty one--

What's this little bitty--

Hey, you got to show me

that triple deke, man. That's cool.

- Yeah, sure. You know,

it's easier than it looks.

- Oh, you're being modest.

Hey,Julie, want this

extra piece of prime rib ?

- [ Grunts ]

- Look, I'm just trying to help you.

[ Tapping Glass ]

On behalf of the Eden Hall Warrior

Varsity State Champion hockey team,

I'd like to welcome the future

state champs, the Eden Hall freshmen.

- Here, here.

- [ All Clinking Glasses ] Here, here.

We're just glad you loaned us

Banksie so that we'd have

a chance to beat you guys...

in the annual

Freshmen-Varsity Showdown.

Now, nobody move.

We've got one last surprise.

Fellas ?

[ Wheezes Softly ]

I love surprises.

Banksie.

[julie ]

Where are they going ?

Don't worry.

We'll be right back.

[ Softly ]

You got the candles ?

Guys, I don't want to spoil

anything, but I overheard

something in the bathroom.

It's a cake.

Act surprised, all right ?

[ Door Closes ]

[julie ]

What is that ? Oh!

[ Charlie ]

Ah, they are too kind.

[ Goldberg Reading ]

"Thanks for dinner, losers. ''

Oh, man.

Eight hundred

and fifty-seven dollars.

[ Averman ] "Eight hundred

and fifty-seven dollars''?

[ Goldberg ] Where are we

gonna get that kind of cash ?

- You've really got to pick up the pace.

- I'm trying to pick it up.

[ Moaning ]

We got to respond.

Physics. Each action requires an equal,

if not bigger, reaction.

Hey, man, be cool.

I don't want to mess up my scholarship.

I mean, let's not get caught.

- [ Chuckling ]

- [ Chuckling ] There you go.

[ Whispers ]

Coast clear. Come on.

[ Whispering ]

Averman, what are you doing ?

- It's a cool sticker.

- Come on.

[ Softly ]

A little to the left. Good.

[ Grunting Softly ]

That's okay, it's just my face.

No big deal.

How's it look

to you, Cowboy ?

[ Dwayne Over Radio ] All secure.

I'll go check the other side.

- Come on, let me see.

- No, you keep a lookout.

Careful, man.

They don't call them

Brazilian fire ants for nothing.

Do you think he's gonna

notice them missing ?

I don't think he keeps

a head count, Charlie.

[ Vacuum Sucking ]

[ Chuckling ]

Hey, you a stray calf?

What the--

-Ha, it'd be more fun for me if you ran.

-[ Snorts ]

[ Stammering ]

- [ Horse Whinnies ]

- [ Yells ]

[ Whooping ]

Whoo, little doggies !

- Whoo, you better run !

- Guys !

- I'm gonna get you.

- They got horses !

I got you now, boy!

Oh, man, you are dead, man !

Dead ! You hear me ?

[ Grunting ]

Thank you !

This ninja stuff really

makes you look, uh--

- I-I don't know how you say, um--

- Ruggedly handsome ?

- Amazingly stupid.

- Very funny.

- Did you get 'em ?

- Yeah, only a couple, you know,

- Here, use the funnel.

- hundred.

[ Whispering ]

Release the hungry fellows.

- [ Chuckling ]

- Drop 'em in there.

There, there.

[ Whispering ]

Look at 'em go !

[ Snoring ]

[ Screaming ]

What is this ? Get 'em off me !

Get 'em off my back, man !

- Get 'em off me !

- What the heck are these things, man ?

- [ Screaming ]

- Get 'em off! Let's get out of here !

- Open it ! Why aren't you opening it ?

- Open the door !

- [ Boys Screaming ]

- [ Duck Laughing ]

- [ Screaming ]

- Open it ! Open it !

Go on, go on,

let 'em out, let 'em out.

- [ Boys Screaming ]

- Let's get out of here !

- [ Boys Screaming ]

- I gotta wash this off!

- Ow, these hurt !

- Ow, these things are burning !

- [ Boys Continue Screaming ]

- [ Ducks Laughing, Whooping ]

You think you're funny, huh ?

You think you're worth a damn ?

- You're just white trash !

- Uh, who you callin' white trash ?

That's right.

We'll take you anytime, anywhere.

- Tomorrow, dawn !

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