D3: The Mighty Ducks Page #8

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that it will be.

Do you mind ?

These scholarships--

an offer--

became a binding contract upon

the signatures of the recipients...

and acceptance

by the Ducks.

They cannot be voided except for cause

which, I guarantee you, you have none.

Should you decide to pursue

their cancellation,

I will slap you

with an injunction.

I will tie this matter up

in court for years,

until long after these kids

have gone on to college.

And I will collect damages.

I will win.

Because I am very, very good.

You know why I'm so good?

Because I had a good education.

You gave it to me.

And you're gonna give it

to these kids.

He is good.

just gettin' started.

Now some of you may be snobbish enough

to believe that...

these Ducks don't belong

at Eden Hall.

Let me tell you,

you are dead wrong.

These are remarkable

young people.

You give them

their full shot,

and I promise you

they will succeed.

Not only on the ice,

but in the classrooms as well.

These people are my friends,

and I know what they can do.

Accordingly, I demand that you

reinstate their scholarships,

for their benefit

and for your own.

[ Whispers ]

This is ridiculous. Really.

What's going on, man ?

[ Sighs ]

I move that the scholarships...

be reinstated.

Is there a second ?

All in favor ?

We have no choice.

Scholarships reinstated.

[ Cheering ]

- [ Cheering Continues ]

- For Hans, Charlie.

[jubilant Whistling ]

I've got some business in

Chicago, but I'll be back soon.

- If you need anything, give me a call.

- All right.

- Okay ? I mean it.

- Yeah. Thanks again, Coach.

All right.

- See you later.

- See you.

- Hi, Charlie.

- Hey.

Listen, I'm sorry

I was such a jerk,

but I'm staying

in school.

- And I still owe you that Coke.

- I'm just glad you're back.

Congratulations...

in destroying our school.

- Hey, look, it's our school too.

- It's everyone's school,

you stupid jock.

No, it'll never be your school.

Don't you get it ?

You're our own little

affirmative action, brought in

for color to entertain us.

But you couldn't even do that.

Your fancy lawyer kept you in

on a technicality,

- but you'll never belong.

- You'll never be anything more...

than a bunch of rejects

here on a free ride.

Free ride ?

Look at you, rich boy !

Mummy and Daddy gave you

everything, huh ?

Hey,J.V.-Varsity game's

on Friday.

Then we'll show the whole school

what a joke you really are.

Then maybe you'll leave

on your own.

It'd be the only

honorable thing to do.

You know we're

gonna hurt you.

[ Scoffs ] Listen, you guys had

an unfair advantage last time.

You had one of us: Banksie.

Oh, well, keep him. He never had

the heart of a Warrior anyway.

Hey, Biff,

one more thing.

After we beat you, the Warriors die

and the Ducks fly.

Hey, anything you say,

loser. Hmm ?

[ Chuckles ]

jerks.

Good move, Russ.

Make 'em even madder.

Charlie, we gotta

do something, man.

Yeah, you're right.

We've gotta get to work.

Let's go, guys !

Pick it up !

All right, I've been doing

my homework on the varsity.

I'm not gonna lie to you,

they're good.

The way they wiped your faces in

the dirt last time was no fluke.

-So if you want your pride back,

you better be willing to work.

-[ All Counting ] One, two--

There's nothing glamorous about it. In

the pros, we call it blue-collar hockey.

Now there's one thing

the varsity does very well.

They're vultures

around the net.

They pick up every piece

of loose trash.

That's how they beat you. Not with the

first shot; the second and the third.

They bang in the junk.

So if you wanna win,

you're gonna have

to pick up the trash.

Whew, man.

Have any cream cheese ?

[ Ducks, Orion Chattering ]

Let's go, let's go, let's go!

Come on! Who's that ?

Who's that ?

- Come on, come on !

- Clear the bagel out !

[ Orion Chattering ]

Who's there ? Who's there ?

julie the Cat, nice save !

Here we go !

Get down, guys.

All right.

-[ Ducks Hooting ]

-Come on ! Throw that garbage in there !

[ Ducks Laughing, Chattering ]

Yes ! Whoo !

[ Chattering Continues ]

[Julie ] All right, looks like

this place is pretty clean.

[ Charlie ] Get up, get up!

Come on! On the net!

- The crease is yours! Let's go!

- [ Blows Whistle ]

Let's go !

Get over here !

Grab a knee!

You guys are not skating

like Warriors !

[ Averman Mumbles ]

You look like

something else.

Huh ?

You look like Ducks.

- [ Russ Chuckles ]

- Robertson.

[ Ducks Cheering, Shouting ]

[ Goldberg Hooting ]

All right ! Check it out !

[ Chanting ]

Qyack, quack, quack, quack.

Qyack, quack, quack, quack.

Qyack, quack, quack, quack.

Qyack, quack, quack, quack.

Qyack, quack, quack, quack.

[ Chanting Fades ] Qyack, quack, quack,

quack. Qyack, quack, quack, quack.

- Buckley. Good to see you.

- Tom.

[ Announcer ] Fasten your seat belts

and hold onto your hats, everyone.

Oh, do we have

a special showdown for you.

David versus Goliath

in a titanic grudge match.

The winner can truly say that

he is the symbol of Eden Hall.

Tonight the Eden Hall

varsity Warriors do battle with

the Eden Hall freshman Ducks.

That's right, folks,

look at those uniforms.

The sign of the Duck is here

at Eden Hall for at least one night.

This is for Hans.

[ Crowd Clapping, Cheering ]

It appears they're paying homage to

their departed friend and mentor, Hans.

The touching of the ice is

a Norwegian symbol of respect.

They don't belong on our ice.

They don't belong in our school.

-Now show 'em why. Let's go, gentlemen !

-[ Varsity Shout Agreement ]

All right, let's go hunting for

goose eggs, huh ? Come on, hands in.

On three...

""Qyack.''

One, two, three.

Qyack, quack, quack, quack !

Qyack, quack, quack, quack !

Qyack, quack, quack, quack !

Qyack, quack, quack, quack !

Qyack, quack, quack, quack !

[ Crowd Continues Qyacking ]

- [ Qyacking Continues ]

- The Ducks, Tom. Qyack, quack.

Go, Ducks !

- Come on now !

- [ Players Hoot, Crowd Cheering ]

- [ Cheering Continues ]

- All right !

Bring it on !

You're gonna wish like hell

you stuck with us.

Save the trash talk.

Okay, boys, let's go.

Sticks on the ice.

[ Announcer ] The puck is dropped, and

here we go. Ooh, Varsity comes out hard.

[ Grunting ]

[ Announcer ]

Ooh! Big save byjulie the Cat!

At this rate, it's gonna take a miracle

for the Ducks to hang on.

Goldberg, spectacular toe save,

as the Ducks are playing real defense.

- [Julie ] Get off of me !

- [ Whistle Blows ]

Ooh ! Good one !

Yeah !

- Fulton, change it !

- Let's go !

All right !

Go,Julie !

- Why'd you come back ?

- Unfinished business.

We'll finish it for you.

- [ Grunts ]

- Go !

- I'm gonna stand you up !

- [ Crowd Groans ]

[ Announcer ]

Warriors are swarming.

Gaffney comes up big again!

Conway gets the rebound...

and ices the puck.

I don't know how much longer

these Ducks can hang on.

Way to hang tough.

These guys keep charging.

What are we gonna do here ?

We gotta stand up to them.

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