D3: The Mighty Ducks Page #9

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Play a little defense.

All right ?

Let's go !

[ Crowd Cheering ]

Clear the puck !

Come on !

Clear the puck !

Get with it, defense !

[ Announcer ] It's Goldberg,

Germaine and Averman.

Everyone's getting into the act

now. They're clearing out

the garbage in front of the net.

- Good get !

- They aren't gonna allow

any cheap goals tonight.

First shot on the varsity goalie.

Save! Ah, he came up big.

[ Duck Grunts ]

- [ Crowd Gasps ]

- Ooh, close one.

- [ Goldberg ] Nice save, Catlady.

- Thanks, Goldberg.

just pickin' up

the trash.

- [ Buzzer Sounds ]

- Let's go ! Come on, come on !

[ Connie ] Come on, guys!

Pick it up, pick it up!

Pick up

the hitting now !

[ Announcer ]

Well, if you can't beat 'em, beat 'em.

That seems to be Wilson's

message because the varsity

is really nailing the Ducks now.

Come on !

- Whoa !

- Come on !

[ Grunting ]

- [ Hits Glass ]

- What ?

It's a game of hitting,

game of hitting. Come on.

- Come on !

- Let's go !

- [ Groans ]

- [ Chuckles ]

Now I resent that.

- [ Ducks, Crowd Gasp ]

- [ Tom Laughing ]

Whoa, Les Averman just got levelled.

He must be seeing stars.

- Oh, my God.

- Ah, it's so pretty up there.

- Way to stand strong, buddy.

- Hi, Coach.

- Okay, son. Come on, have a seat.

- Keep hitting, they'll break.

Watch yourselves, Ducks.

They're head-hunting, huh ?

- Fulton, Goldberg, change it up !

- Go get 'em !

Orion sends out Fulton and their

new defensive weapon, Goldberg.

Oh, no.

- [ Grunts ]

- [ Whistle Blows ]

Huge save by Gaffney. She got caught out

of the net, but she scrambled back in...

just in the nick of time.

- Nice save,Julie the Cat !

- She's an ""A'' student too.

- [ Grunts ]

- [ Crowd Groaning ]

Come on !

Well, blow something, ref! Come on !

Oh, now this is getting out

of hand. Guy Germaine just took

a vicious check into the boards.

He's down,

and he's not getting up.

- [ Blowing Whistle ] Let's go.

- You'll be all right, partner.

- [ Groans ]

- You're okay. You're okay.

- [ Crowd Murmuring ]

- [ Trainer] Okay.

Okay, Guy,just stay down there

for a second.

Oh, my--

It's okay. Back up, guys.

Give him some room.

- You okay ?

- I'm okay. Here, I can skate.

- [ Varsity Chuckling, Chattering ]

- That's hockey.

[ Goldberg ] You're all right, Guy.

You'll get 'em back. Yeah.

- Get him, get him !

- [ Announcer ] Conway on the

breakaway! He's all alone!

- [ Crowd Cheering ]

- Come on, Charlie.

[ Buzzer Sounds ]

- Oh, beat by the buzzer.

- [ Whistle Blows ]

[ Announcer ] Two periods done,

it's still no score.

You really gotta wonder how much longer

the freshman can take this pounding.

Okay, and now, it's a great pleasure

to introduce...

our special, surprise,

in-between-period guest,

from the Anaheim Mighty Ducks

and visiting friends

in the Twin Cities area,

N.H.L. sensation

Paul Kariya.

- Paul, thanks for being here.

- Thanks,Josh.

It's great to be in Minnesota.

So what do you think

of the game so far ?

The Ducks are playing their hearts out,

but they've got to find a way to score.

Yeah, it's gonna be tough.

This varsity team is big and brutal.

Size isn't everything

in hockey,Josh.

The Ducks have the speed

and the determination.

- It's gonna be quite a third period.

- Good point, Paul.

So what do you think Coach Orion's

saying in the locker room ?

You're playing hard.

I'm proud of you guys.

- They're cheap-shotting us

to death, Coach.

- I know they are.

- I know they are.

- It's gonna take a miracle

for us to hold on.

""Dean Portman

is awarded a full...

athletic and academic scholarship

to the Eden Hall Academy. ''

I had this lying around

the house in Chicago.

My attorney thought

I should sign it. I agreed.

It's official, boys !

I'm back !

[ Cheering ]

Bombay.

[ Cheering Continues ]

Let's go dance

on their skulls !

Here we go into the third period

of a well-fought battle.

Oh, look, here come the Ducks. Hey,

wait a second. Isn't that Dean Portman ?

Hey, it looks like

the other Bash Brother is back,

and he's brought the Ducks

a renewed spirit.

[ Crowd Cheering ]

Dean Portman hasn't skated

for awhile, but he's known more

for his enforcer skills.

Who is that kid ?

He can't play.

The kid's got a contract, Tom.

My hands are tied.

[ Laughs ] Look, it's the other

Bash Brother.

Ooh, I'm really shakin' now.

So you're the big enforcer, huh ?

It's nice to meet you.

- You know, we got something in common--

- Shut up !

- Let's play hockey.

- [ Laughs ] Whatever you say, sunshine.

Gentlemen, let's have

a good period of hockey.

Let's see what you got,

Bash Brother.

- [ Laughing ]

- [ Growling ]

- [ Cole Yelling ]

- Oh, my ! What a hit !

[ Continues Yelling, Grunts ]

- [ Connie Gasping ]

- [ Crowd Cheering ]

Come on, Wilson !

Get--

[ Portman Chuckling ]

Now that's

clearing the garbage.

Hey, man, we're just

getting warmed up.

[ Portman Chuckling ] Oh, yeah, you like

that, huh ? Come on, here you go.

[josh ] Ladies and gentlemen,

the Bash Brothers are here to stay.

[ Grunting ]

[ Laughing ]

Yeah ! Whoo !

This is more like it. The Ducks

are finally starting to dish it out.

Look at Portman, Fulton

and Goldberg!

Oh, the Bash Brothers

are really going to town.

[ Ducks Grunting, Laughing ]

Yeah !

- It's a legal check.

- All right, you guys, work !

- [ Ducks Hooting ]

- [ Crowd Cheering ]

- Here come the Ducks on a break.

- [ Averman ] Pass it, Guy!

[josh ]

Germaine passes to Averman.

- Averman fakes, tosses back

to Mendoza! Shoots! Saves!

- Oh, no, not again !

- All right, change it up !

- [ Duck ] Let's go, let's go !

Come on, hurry, hurry, hurry !

- [ Groans ] Ah, come on !

- [ Whistle Blows ]

- Get up, man. Get up.

I didn't do anything--

- 21 white, two minutes, hooking.

- Come on, ref!

- What kind of call was that ?

- Give me a break. I didn't do anything.

- Let's go, son.

- That's a dive !

- Come on, ref!

[ Crowd Booing ]

All right then, do you want to see a

penalty ? I'll show you a real penalty.

Get outta my face, man.

What the--

Ref, give me a break.

That's a dive.

What are you talking about ?

Oh, please.

Yeah !

[ Shouting Wildly ]

- [ Continues Shouting ]

- [ Band Playing "Born To Be Wild'']

- Shake it all up, baby !

- Hubba, hubba, hubba !

- [ Continues Shouting ]

- [ Continues ]

Charlie, don't give up, man !

They ain't that tough ! [ Shrieks ]

[ Portman Continues Yelling ]

[josh ] This is insanity.

Dean Portman is--

He's stripping

in the penalty box!

Oh, he has really got this crowd--

especially the ladies-- going.

Yeah !

[ Continues ]

-Yeah !

-He's taking a dance class, Tom.

- Change it.

- Let's go, guys. Come on.

- Too many men, ref! Too many men!

- Too many!

- White,you got a bench.

- [ Orion Shouting ]

- Bench minor. Too many men on the ice.

- All right, Luis !

- [ Ref ] Put a man in the box.

- [ Cheering ]

- Luis, back on the bench !

Wu, go to the box !

- [josh ] Oh, this is bad, folks.

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