Da nao tian gong (The Monkey King: Uproar In Heaven) Page #3

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Quickly bring us to the garden.

Goddess, I can't right now.

Why not?

The Jade Emperor appointed Great Sage

to look after the Peach Garden.

Please wait, I'll go ask for his permission.

What Great Sage?

Who cares who he is, we don't

need his permission to go there.

please wait...

you cannot go...

please... please...

Oh well, I'll wait until the

Great Sage returns to report this.

How come there's so little

of the Holy peach this year?

Maybe someone has picked them.

Who would dare do that,

unless it was you?

It was you, it was you...

Sisters, come over here.

There's a big peach here.

Where?

Who are you?

We're here to pick peaches according

to the Queen Mother's order.

Who are you?

Oh, you are sent by Queen Mother.

I'm the Great Sage, Equal of Heaven.

What are you picking peaches for?

To make preparations for

the Peach Banquet.

Interesting, interesting.

Which Gods will be invited

for the Peach Banquet?

The Supreme Lord Lao.

The Goddess Guanyin.

Celestial beings from

the eight upper caves,

from the eight middle caves,

and from the eight lower caves.

Mm-mm... who else?

There are so many of them.

All the celestial beings are invited.

Even the Dragon King

of the Eastern Sea is invited.

Shut up! Why wasn't I,

the Great Sage Equal of Heaven, invited?

What Great Sage Equal of Heaven?

Never heard of you.

You are just a monkey

tending the Peach Garden

Why would the Queen

Mother invite you?

I see. So this is why they

tricked me up to Heaven.

Damn Jade Emperor, you keep

mocking me over and over again.

I'll never forgive you.

Let's go, sisters. Hurry.

Stop!

Freeze!

Old Jade Emperor, you keep mocking

me, the Great Sage, Equal of Heaven.

But I'm going to sit on your throne today,

here in the Peach Banquet.

Old Jade Emperor, come over

here and fill my cup with wine.

Queen Mother,

give me the peaches.

The Jade Emperor has acknowledged your

title of 'Great Sage Equal of Heaven'.

What Great Sage Equal of Heaven?!

Never heard of you.

Old Jade Emperor,

the Great Sage has no seat for you.

Queen Mother, the banquet

can be more exciting.

Give me the wine.

Children, come, come.

Come have a drink.

Heh heh, there are

so many exquisite things here.

They are too good for

the celestial beings to enjoy.

I'll take them to my boys in the

Mountain of Flowers and Fruits

to make the children happy.

Old Jade Emperor,

nobody dares to offend you.

But Old Sun will offend you today.

Going back to Mountain of Flowers and Fruits...

"Dou Shuai Palace"

Why am I here at

Supreme Lord Lao Zi's palace?

Hehe, it's nice and quiet here.

I'll go and have some fun.

Old man.

Old man.

Where did the old man go?

Old man.

Elixir Pill Room?

Today Old Sun will look

at Supreme Lord Lao's pharmacy.

"Jade Emperor's Golden Elixir"

It's the Golden Elixir Pill

for the Jade Emperor.

Let me have a taste.

Heh heh, Jade Emperor. There's no

Golden Elixir Pill for you this time.

I'll go have a wine party

with my boys in the mountain.

Great King, the King is back.

Great King, great King.

Come on, come on

Children, the Immortal Wine

and Holy Dishes

are sent by the Jade Emperor

and Queen Mother.

Let's happily eat them.

Come, come.

This is the Queen Mother's peaches,

eating them will let you

live long and not grow old.

This... This is intolerable!

That Sun Wukong is so savage.

He ate the magic peaches.

And when he learned he wasn't

invited to the Peach Banquet,

he attacked the Jade Emperor

and Queen Mother with a torrent of abuse.

The savage monkey is... uncontrollable!

How dare that monkey!

Your Majesty, we must

punish the monkey severely.

Here comes Supreme Lord Lao Zi.

Your Majesty!

At ease.

Your Majesty, Sun Wukong ate up all of the

Golden Elixir Pills I made for you.

He's now back in his mountain.

Please capture the monkey

and punish him severely.

Please dispatch the troops right now.

I announce you the captain

of 100,000 Heavenly soldiers

to capture the monkey.

Yes!

You're a savage monkey

to ruin the Peach Party

and eat up all of Lord

Lao Zi's Golden Elixir Pills.

Yes, I did them both. So What?

You committed 10 crimes

and yet you're not

begging for forgiveness!

What can a small god like you do?

How dare you talk so much rubbish?

Come on, go!

You, wait in ambush

in the mountain front.

You, wait in ambush

in the mountain back.

Never let the monkey escape.

Here is my order,

MeiShan Brothers.

Go and help Erlang

capture the monkey.

There can be no delay.

Your Majesty, let me,

a poor monk, aid Erlang.

Go

How despicable to

stab me in the back.

It's not very heroic. Humpf!

You damn monkey.

Now you know what comes around

when you rebel against me.

Heh heh, old Jade Emperor!

You are so despicable as

to stab me in the back!

I'm curious to know

what you will do to me next.

Damn monkey, you are

faced with imminent disaster,

and still you dare say things like that?

Now execute the monkey!

Shoot the arrows!

Shoot the arrows!

Ah.. What can we do to kill the monkey?

Your Majesty, I'll take care of it.

Come.

Put the monkey in the

knitting needles furnace.

Monkey, how do you

like it in the furnace?

Too hot, too hot.

Don't bother, there

will be more heat.

Come, quickly blow the fire.

Yes Sir.

Hey, monkey,

how do you feel now?

It's much cooler,

very pleasant in here.

Ah!?!?... Heh!

Okay, I made it too cool

and too comfortable...

I'll make it hot for you.

Monkey, how do you feel now?

Are you still feel comfortable? Ah?

Ha hahaha hahahahaha!

The monkey has been burnt into ashes.

Put out the fire. Open the furnace.

The monkey must have been burnt

to two knitting needles and seeds.

My Great Sage! My Great Sage!

Hahahaha... Hahahaha...

"The Great Sage, Equal of Heaven"

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