Daivame Kaithozham K.Kumar Akanam Page #3

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Give that. Get going

Go.. Go.. Go..

Lord, all your doubts about

Organic vegetable farming is cleared now.

Yes Yes

Then shall I move on..

Is she needed to apply paste on the tooth

brush?

Hasn't he got a disc complaint!

Oh disc complaintl!

Did you hear about it?

Arjun is back

Amrutha isn't with him.

Will Arjun disown Amrutha?

This is to trick the other woman"

Oh the other woman?

I have never seen her

She will come

Would she?

Move..move...

Hey..Hey..my Bellgulchadi"

What?

My Belagulachadi Oil!

Here it's!

Take it and give

Here!

Close the door and go

O my Lord!

Yes

Get Green gram powder and Coconut Oil cake

Oh God!

Does KK have Green gram powder

and Coconut oil Cake at this hour?

These are the only things he uses for bathing

Never uses any soaps or Shampoos

Altogether an organic stylel!

There your Urmila has come!

O my Urmila!

Coconut Oil cake. Green Gram powder

Hey...lncha..(balk)

What?

My God! Kill me inch by inch!

That would be rather better

Wasn't it purchased yesterday?

Here is it

Yes, that's it

Take

Hey..

Door..Door

Oh no!

Would this lady ever be relieved

from her daily routines?

Or is it misery tears ever!!

Would Desai Family have peace?

Keep watching

Your Manjadi T.V

"Rain of sacred Ash"

Nirmala, my clothes, are they ironed?

Can't he himself go and pick his shirt?

By the way, while taking clothes from

cupboard,

If disc displaces..that could also happen!

How long I've been waiting?

Move aside

Oh! You had kept them here?

No, at Federal Bankl!

Take it.

What?

My Underwear is missing

Where is it?

I've put it on. Do you need it?

Please get it my dear

Please don't move, okay

If you do, what if cholesterol moves down!

Mayan and God, Aren't you eating anything?

Let the serial get over

I missed to watch it yesterday

It's the repeat today

Black tea?!

No Milk?

Milk man hasn't brought milk till now.

What kind of an unpunctual Milk manl!

However I decided one thing

I will call Ramesh of Ivar Madom

And get a Vilvadri breed of domestic cow!

What about Vechur breed?

No need. Let it be Kasargod Kullan breed!

Oh my God!

Don't torture her like this

She needs to do all the

household chores here

And in addition to it,

if a cow is also added..

From tomorrow, Milk man will

bring milk promptly

Would that do?

Adjust with black tea today

My God, there used to be

four cows in my house

And my mother had five children

While these children grew

She took care of the house, cattle and

everthing"

When compared to it, what is this.

I'm willing to toiling hard like a donkey here

You need not acknowledge

But please don't insult!

Nirmala!

Is God at home?

Yes, he is.

It's me Narayani!

Because the Lord says,

for the time being I am not buying

But one day I will definitely buy a Cow..

That too the dwarf!

Yes, Narayani, early morning itself...

I came to submit something to GOD

This November 4th, she will complete 25

Since 18, many marriage proposals

have been coming

But none are materialising!

Horoscope has affliction of Mars(Bad Omen)!

That may please be resolved

Give that...

What is this for?

A flower offering may be made

Nisha, Star AI Pooram

Didn't you understand, My Lord?

Isn't this girl afflicted by Mars,

To tell Mars not to harass this girl any more

And for that settlement this is a mode of reward

That meansmbribel!

Keep it

Let me try

God has been pleased"

Doesn't this flower offering consist of

a couple of banana pieces and a few petals?

Yes!

If eat couple of banana pieces and a few petals

would your hunger subside?

No

Then do I need to talk about the Lord's case?

shouldn't you give an amount

that fetches at least a Chicken Biryani!

Take

Might be the groom's horoscope I guess!

Read and see

Oh no!

You read

Anugraha marriage bureau, Unnaipuram

Phone number 2687736

Isn't this the number of that marriage broker?

Yes! If you contact them,

they will get you right match

Then what could God commit to?

Nothing"

Who am I? Your daughtefs marriage broker?

To say Planet that is

Five Crores 40 Iakhs kilometres away,

is obstructing the marriage of your daughter

living in this Village"

aren't you ashamed?

Even otherwise, Mars is like our Centre

Neglect towards Kerala, always!

Without obstructing the marriages of any girl

anywhere in the world,

What a pain is this!

Your mother is old now and has no sense..

Aren't you educated?

Girls from NASA go to Mars

Bring stones from there

use it to wash clothes!

And you talk about Mars affliction!

Leaving for office

What is this - a leaf and paper!

When I made flower offerings,

God gave me a receipt

Wow! You also give receipts for the offerings?

Ofcourse! If we don't show accounts,

Won't Income Tax people catch God?

Is Brother Padmanabhan at home?

Father..come here.

Oh..Oh..Oh.. Who is it!! The Village Assistant!

What brings you this way?

Didn't you submit an application for a lavatory?

That has been approved

I'm very glad

Our condition is really bad!

Her husband,

Stating that he won't stay in a house

which doesn't have a lavatory

Left her behind and went..

Ba | an..that is his name

So what is your daughtefs name, then?

Oh! So your full name is Vidya Balan!

Brother, you need to show me

the proposed site for the lavatory.

Unless I submit the sketch and

plan at block office,

Funds will not be released. That is why!

Get me a rope and some spikes

Get that rope and knife, dear

Are these spikes enough?

Best ones

Spot?

This is the place she longed for long ago!

Dear, you don't create any trouble.

Hello, what is the plan with the rope and

spikes?

Putting a canopy for your father's obsequies!

Take him

Why is the spikes being placed here?

Brother don't create any trouble

Under the Swachh Bharath Mission

For building a lavatory,

funds have been approved for him.

And these spikes are for that.

Yeahmsay that!

The moment I saw the

Village Assistant's arrival, I guessed

It is to build a latrine on my chestl!

No..don't use that word

It could also be called lavatory.

You..

Whatever it be...l won't allow it here

You wastrel! Where you think, lavatory there ?!

Haven't you heard that in T.V and Radio!

Now I am thinking here.

Lavatory must come up here

For that Old Man, is it a must that

you need to think near my well.

It's our drinking water supply.

I will never allow it to be built here

Give a hand, please

It is part of the central Government's

Swachh Bharath Project

If you oppose this, forget the Police

Army will take you away without any noise

In the interest of the larger population,

And for the Swachh Bharath Mission

Village Assistant K Kumarjust mentioned it.

Bro, look there

You noticed his body?

What would come out of that?

Even if it does, would it reach till here?

Then shall I put the spikes?

Because the Village Assistant says,

I agree to it

Okay then..may l..

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