Daivame Kaithozham K.Kumar Akanam Page #4

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Yes

-Dua | Camera, is it? AI Yes

A new Chinese mobile has been launched

With a Spade attached!

With that, then you can watch

and scoop simultaneously

I will break this into pieces.

Do your work

Oh!! What sincerity!

Sister, take the ridges properly

Then put cowdung, ashes, cassia leaves

and cover it

At least then, this headless palm

would bear fruits!

I am telling this for all of you to listen

If you think of cheating at work,

then I will not pass the bill.

When Government is launching

new schemes for Women empowerment"

Are you cheating them?

Given a chance, corrupt.

That's the present scenario of

our country now.

What a pity!

Narayanettathi, may I get you

some black tea?

Not now, after sometime

Is it Job Guaranteed or Sleep Guaranteed?

Oh no! Son, I won't repeat it

I swear on you

I dozed off

because after the reception of GOD,

I went to sleep very late last night

Okay. . Okay

Sarala, Vimala, Shantha...

don't think I shouted at you

In the interest of larger population

and for the Swachh Bharath Mission,

Consider Village Assistant K Kumar said this!

May I move then!

Manju, it is very late now

Why hasn't the Secretary turned up yet?

He promised to come amidst his work

Why can't he be punctual?

Good morning, secretary

Oh reached!

What is this Secretary?

How hug am waiting for you here".

Manju, when did the Treasurer arrive?

About 5 mins

Of late I'm not present to time moving by, KK.

It is not just of late

But also while checking Temple festival

accounts!

A General Body meeting is to be

convened next week!

Give me the account

Rs.5000 for buying Patta(Palm leaves) for

Elephant

Possible!

Here is the voucher.

Buyefs signature is also there below

What else do you need?

Patta Expenses AI Rs.800 what is written

above

Above Patta(Palmyra) is for the Elephant

And Patta(drinks) below is for the Mahout!

Is this any Pattabhisekham(Crowning

Ceremony)!

My friend! Expenses for Entertaining of

Mahouts"

Cannot be included in these accounts.

Mike set Rs.15000?!

For the last function, we got it for

Rs.12000, is it?

It must be GS What?

GS Rs.6000 GST for Rs.12000??!!

When did GST launch?

When?

On July!

Yes

But our festival was on March, is it?

Then that must be Service Tax

Possible!

Again shown Rs.5000 for Sound

Where?

That's not for the Mike set

Then?

Didn't a boy do mimicry like

Mam mooty and Mohanlal?

It's for that sound

Rs.5000 for that?

Only after I pleaded him, he agreed

In fact it is a gain for us.

To mime the voices exactly like

Mammooty and MohanlaL.

We got to spend in Iakhsl!

Coconut Oil AI 3 Pots AI Rs.6000

That's true

That's okay

Again Rs.2000 for Oil!

What's this?

No chance of that.

You see.

Let me see

My dear Secretary! That was Coconut Oil

And this is lamp oil for lighting lamps

Coconut Oil and Lamp oil is different

Oh! That's ..nut and that is ...amp Oil!

And the oil below that is Kerosene, okay

..Sene oil

Castor Oil is missing, why?

What?

Castor..tor Oil..

Is it for loosening your bowels?

Yes KK

If the people are presented with the accounts

this man has written,

They will beat us up!

Must be a fest of fraudsl!

Is he nearby?

Yes here only.

Give a kick to his navel!

Or for that matter what is the point kicking him .

Got to kick those who elected him!

When meeting is convened,

Will beg, cajole and get on to the chair!

Bis thief!!

What should I do now?

Ask him to bring the proper accounts!

I'm little busy in the shop othenlvise

I would've come there

Okay, I will manage

Oh ck.

Secretary, I made this accounts

working hard since 3 AI 4 months

Being an innocent and honest man...

Please don't suspect me

Oh my Velayudha!

On checking a paper, so many issues!

Then what would be the state

if I check the whole ledger!

Do onething.

Write the proper accounts and keep

Let me have some lunch.

Did you have anything?

What is the need to eat?

I am already full now

Texas shooting casualty AI 26 dead

Lunch break I guess!

Yes

Did God and Mayan have lunch?

No..not yet

What? It's 2 A60 clock and food not ready yet?

What is this Nirmala?

Don't you know I will be coming for lunch?

Krishna dear will come for lunch I know

But the green firewood in the fire

doesn't know!

I blew and blew broke my back

I'm destined to die in this smoke and coal!

To get me a Gas connection,

I have told you at least a thousand times.

Not only Gas,

Pressure Cooker, Mixie, Oven..

Didn't you ask me all this?

Yes

Did I buy?

No.

Why didn't I?

Are you asking me that?

Because I'm being a lovable husband,

My health and all the more

my wife's health matter to me

It was only after Pressure cooker,

gas, mixie etc came"

Diseases like heart ache, cancer have also

come,

Don't forget that truth!

Earlier times, have you heard

people die of these diseases!

No..

Over there.

Well, how long since your father died?

Nearly 30 yrs

How did he die?

That was because of pain in the Chest

What?

Something like pain..in the chest..that's how.

That is what is called in English as Heart

Attack!

How did your mother die?

Swelling in the mouth!

What?!

I mean swelling in the mouth!

Oh I see!

That's been called in English as Mouth Cancer!

No..No..

Don't think of beating me

by using English words for Malayalam!

Can you show me any aluminium vessel

in the Kitchen for cooking?

No..

Any vegetables with toxins?

No

Why that?

Till now I haven't bought any

bakery items for my wife

Ask Why?

It's because you hardly love me!

No! Wrong! Because of having immense love.

Winning the world at the cost of one's health"

is a point made ..

By some English literary person..

Michaehngeka.!

Is it?

Could be!

Only he talks like that!

Then, by considering those words as golden

My dear wife Nirmala will cook food

with toxin free vegetables in green firewood,

And after eating that will I go to work

You continue"

Thus, Nirmala's life

turned out to be like Prem Nazir's 500th film!

What?

Kari Puranda JeevithangalKA Dark Life)

Please pardon me

Lunch was bit late I guess!

Doesn't matter, Krishna

Lighting the green firewood and blowing

continuously

She says her lungs have become like sponges

now!

My dear, please listen to me

I will not drink hereafter

Not only that, me playing cards.

To become rich is why I play cards!

And I always lose

What is that noose around his neck..

Is he going to hang himself?

If I die, how will you and children survive?

And a mobile is also hung next to him!

Is the suicide a result of being

fed up of paying mobile bills!!

No!

Drinking and Gamblish resulted in debts!

Wife walked out!

See, he's threatening his wife

through video chatting!

This time I will surely die, just see..

How much debt does he have?

3 lacs"

Why? Will you help clear his debts?

How can a mere Village Assistant like me help?

Lord, if you think..

Nothing gonna work, Krishna!

Even if I think or not..

One destined to die will surely die

And one to be born will be born!

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