Dance Camp Page #2

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The thing is, muchacho,

I'm not really a camper.

I'm just here for community

service, all right?

No, muchacho, okay?

Look, I'm gonna need you

to follow the rules,

'cause rules are rules.

So let's pip you back there,

okay?

Hey, how's it going?

Thank you.

It's nice, see?

It's real nice.

Come on, let's feel it out.

It'll be fun;

do it with me.

Just kind of want

to feel it, my hombre.

We all got M.J.

in our heart.

You just got to make sure

he's right there with you.

That's the spirit,

my man.

-Come on in!

-No.

Okay. It's okay.

Hey, you know what?

We're gonna work

on those dance moves.

We got a long time

to see it.

I am Dougie.

I am your counselor.

This is my bunk.

I do a little dancing

on the side myself?

And in the wind, you know?

And he's got the open...

All right, cool, let's show you

around the cabin, okay?

We got the mailbox

over there

if you want to talk

to Mom-Mom and Pip-Pip.

Keep a secret candy stash

back there.

Through the door

are the restrooms.

And here, the piece

a la resistance,

is your bunk,

complete with a bunkmate.

This is Jebediah,

but the word on the street is,

is the kids

like to call him Jeb.

Hey, Jebby, why don't you

hop on down

and see your bunkmate Hunter?

What did I say

about playing games?

Have fun, boys.

You're my new bunkmate?

Hi.

Before you say anything,

I need you to fill out this.

This is a bunkmate

questionnaire.

So it's got

your medical history,

preferred bedtime,

the way you like your s'mores,

dietary needs...

Yeah, no.

I'm not gonna

fill this out.

Ballsy,

coming in hot.

I like that,

I like you.

What is this, like,

your first camp or something?

My gosh, is it?

Yeah.

Yeah?

My gosh.

Well, it looks like we got

a noob situation over here.

Boys!

Hey, hey, no, I'm actually

not here to dance.

I know.

I can read it

all over your face.

You got classic noob face.

Face of a noob,

noob face.

Face of a noob

is what you've got.

-Okay, all right.

-Yeah.

Well, let me

break it down for you.

The bunkmate relationship

is the cornerstone

of a positive

camp experience.

We got to know each other

better than we know ourselves,

upside-down

and inside-out.

Yeah, I definitely

don't want to know you

inside-out

or upside-down.

Well, I've already

filled mine out,

so you're gonna.

And, hey, listen.

Don't worry,

I got your back.

I'm what they call

a camp pro.

I start out every summer

at astronaut camp

until it's... tchk... over.

Then I'm off to math camp

and SAT prep camp.

Then it's to Jewish camp,

though I'm only half-Jewish,

so they only let me go

for half the time.

After aeronautics camp,

I would usually

go to robotics camp,

but until

the technology's there,

it's basically

like glorified K'nex, you know?

Then I went to Phat Camp,

but with a "P-H."

I learned to rap

like the Notorious BGI.

Football camp!

Fantasy football.

But still!

Consumer electronics camp,

video game camp.

By the way,

have you played "DDR?"

Hunter, "DDR,"

"Dance Dance Revolution."

Have we not talked about this?

My gosh,

you're gonna freak.

I have video.

There are these guys

in Russia.

They're the all time

"DDR" champion...

Hunter?

No.

Hello, hello, hello,

dance camp campers.

So excited to see

you all settling in.

It's gonna be a great year

this year.

So most of you

have probably picked

your Legends of Dance teams.

Please...

do not forget to get in touch

with the team captains.

Yeah!

Just...

just cleaning up here,

you know.

Right.

We have rehearsal

in here.

Hunter!

I didn't know

you were on this team.

I'm not.

Cheyenne, this is Hunter.

I heard about him.

He's just doing some type

of community service.

He's not here as a dancer.

So are you saying

that you're into bad boys?

How does that make sense?

'Cause... bad boys do...

community service.

I'm not into anyone.

I'm here to dance,

and I'm here to win.

Are you guys flirting?

Is that what this is?

I mean, maybe not,

because it's so awkward,

but, well, maybe that's

what flirting is.

Alex, hey.

Hunter, this is Alex.

We go way back.

He's deaf,

but he lip-reads very well,

and also I can sign for you,

'cause let's just say

he's taught me a thing or two

about the language of sign.

What's up, man?

Deaf sister?

No, no, no.

But you know you're

at dance camp, right?

Okay.

Okay, wait, okay, guys.

Slow down there, slow down,

'cause...

Okay, dance is about

being on time,

so that's what I expect

from you.

Come on.

Kenton, leave your skates

at the door.

Gather around.

Right, whoever has

the stress ball

says their name

and their favorite dance style.

Cheyenne, hip-hop.

Yo, I'm Emily.

Ballet, I guess.

Kenton.

I jam-skate.

Sanjana.

I like modern.

I can also do some kathak,

but, like,

not as good as my parents.

My parents actually met

at a dance school in India.

I've only been there once,

but that's because my dad

got in a fight with his brother,

and he's all, "I'm not going

back till he apologizes,"

which will never happen...

Let's keep it moving so we

actually have time to dance.

Totally understand

what you're saying.

Sometimes I have this tendency

to ramble.

-Pass the ball.

-Right.

So my name's Vanessa.

What's you're favorite style?

Honestly, for me,

I'm all about that krump.

Skating.

I like animatum.

I literally love hip-hop,

like Cheyenne.

My favorite dance style

would be...

dancing.

Like, getting nasty and sh*t.

Hell yeah.

Well, you know "DDR,"

"Dance Dance Revolution?"

I pretty much crush at that,

so...

Pass the ball, Jeb.

Yep, yeah, cool.

Hunter Portis.

Zumba master.

Okay, focus.

We need to pick a team name.

So, to save time,

I've thought of one already.

From now on,

we'll be known as...

the Dark Shadows.

What about

Generation Dance?

Or how about

the Glitter Ponies?

I, for one,

love Cheyenne's idea.

Okay, then it's settled.

You got something to say?

Okay, now, you can totally

shut me up,

cut me off, whatever.

I'm not a part

of your little squad.

But why don't you just go

with what was on your sign?

'Cause that makes no sense.

It said TBD,

"to be determined."

Right, yeah.

It could mean To Be Dancers.

It could mean

Tough B*tches Dancing.

I like that.

It's mysterious,

so it fits my brand.

Yeah, I like that last one,

the b*tches one.

Okay, fine, whatever.

We're TBD, okay?

Now let's get to work.

Come on, everybody up.

We only have a week until we

face off against Flow Nation.

This week's theme

is "Breaking Out."

Let's see what I'm working with.

Okay, so we're gonna go,

slide to the right,

spin, punch to the left.

Really?

Right now?

You have to be doing that

right now?

You guys try.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Yeah!

Baby, baby, baby!

What the sh*t, bro?

My gosh.

Lance, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to...

I see

what's going on here.

Cheyenne put you

up to this, didn't she?

What?

Hey, man,

chill out, bro.

I guess since Cheyenne

can't beat me fair and square,

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