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Dance Camp Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2016
- 83 min
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she's got to try
and take me out instead.
Yeah, yeah.
Cheyenne, yeah,
she sent Jeb out here
to play "DDR"
to take you out.
Yeah, that's what
I just said, bro.
I just said that.
Okay, I see the problem.
You don't understand
what sarcasm is, do you?
I'm pretty sure
I know what sarcasm is.
Right, guys?
-Yeah.
See?
I know what sarcasm is,
Hunter, clearly.
But since you're new here,
I'll fill you in a little bit.
This isn't the first time
that someone's tried
to take me out.
I live my whole life
with a target on my back.
get out of here
before I whoop
all of your asses.
Hunter, come on,
let's just go.
You're, by far,
the weirdest dude
I've ever met in my life.
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
Well, you're the worst dancer
I've ever met.
Boom!
Sarcasm!
That's not really sar...
Hey, shut up, bro.
Look, me and you,
right here, right now.
Bro, look,
I'm not fighting you, okay?
The only thing lamer
is getting into a fight
at dance camp.
No more talky-talky.
Your finger's
on my face.
What are you
gonna do about it?
Snap.
What's with the headband?
It's part of it.
-Back up!
-Back up!
Back up, son.
Welcome to Lance Camp,
b*tch.
It's just ironic,
'cause you just
put that paint on, and now...
-Shut up.
-Sorry.
I just thought
the dramatic irony
of the moment.
Like, you couldn't
have written it better.
Jeb.
That thing have
a silencer on it?
Done and done.
Nothing like a good nebulizer
treatment before bed
to help you fall asleep.
One wise whistling wizard.
Two tooting tuba tunas.
Three twirly tricky tree toads.
Five freezing fleeing...
What are you saying?
These are
my vocal exercises.
I have to do them every night
before bed for dialect camp.
It's in just two months.
Why?
Does it bother you?
No.
It's wonderful.
Hunter, are you still upset
I feel like it's
a double-edged sword,
because on the one hand, yes,
Lance pushed you
on a paint bench,
and everyone laughed,
and it was embarrassing.
But, on the other hand,
Lance is an Internet celebrity.
Like, getting seen with him
in any context
is good for your
online persona.
What do you think?
I got an idea.
I like ideas.
Wake up Alex.
My gosh.
I feel like a spy.
I feel like a lamb spy.
# Here we go,
sneak, sneak, sneak #
# Sneaking, sneaking,
sneaking around #
What's up, YouTube?
It's Lance.
Just Lance.
Kidding.
But seriously, it's just Lance.
And today we're coming
at you live from E=MC
"we don't really need
to do math
because we're really good
dancers" Squared cabin
at Dance World.
And today, you know what?
I'm gonna be answering questions
from my 133,256 followers.
First up, Chron85.
Come on.
Stay down.
All right.
"Lance, do you ever feel like
you have a target on your back?"
That's actually
a very important question,
and probably one
of the best questions
that anyone has ever asked me.
And the answer is yes.
I can't believe
I get to be a part of this.
This is a camp classic!
All day, every day,
365 days of the year.
And, yes, there were talks
between the Bieb's team and I
about me becoming
a backup dancer,
but I said, "Look, Justin,
look, Scooter,
I got to stay in school."
-What are we doing?
That's what I decided to do.
So #stayinskool, #...
Is that...
Get me out of here!
Come on!
#Revenge.
Let's jam.
Sacrifice your body!
Get me out!
Sacrifice yourself!
On three,
one, two, three.
Is that-!
Get me out of here!
Sacrifice your body!
Okay, I get it.
I know why I'm here.
I know why I'm in trouble.
How was I supposed to know that
that would happen to his face?
Fragrance sensitivity
affects one
in every 15,000 Americans.
What?
Imagine a world
with no scented candles,
with all-natural
tree sap deodorant
that just makes your armpits
stick together.
Look, Hunter, I forgive you...
Okay.
Because every allergic
reaction I have
is an opportunity to spread
awareness of my condition.
I feel on the outside is nothing
compared to the amount of joy
I feel on the inside.
I just hope that we
can put this past us
and become friends.
Me too.
Lance, go back to your cabin.
Thank you, Mr. Turgnofsky.
You've been most gracious.
#Respect, brother.
#Getoutofhere, yeah?
I win.
Thank you, sir.
Okay, I'm gonna just...
How many
community service hours
do you think
you've worked so far?
191/2.
-Wrong.
-No, right.
Look, I have the time sheet,
actually.
-Zero.
-What are you doing?
You haven't been doing
any work.
All you've been doing
is causing a disturbance.
You're drifting.
Hunter, your soul needs...
soul.
That doesn't even
make any sense.
Do you even know
what this is?
You don't.
There.
That's the kid I want to see.
Okay, you just have that
stored away in your cabin?
Yes.
That's not creepy at all.
That's the kid
we're all waiting for.
Well, you're gonna be
waiting a long time,
'cause I'm just trying to get
my hours done and go home.
You want to get done
with your hours quicker?
Yes, I do.
I'll make a deal with you.
Pick a team, any team,
and compete in Legends.
I'll count the hours
that you practice
on top of your work hours.
Deal, deal.
Yes.
Mini James Brown.
Okay.
What's with the shoe, man?
That's dance code
for "good job."
Really?
Yeah, I doubt that.
Hello, everyone.
We have a big day
ahead of us.
Just a few hours
before Legends of Dance
officially begins.
Today's contestants,
finalize your routine.
No, bigger. Roll everything.
We can't lose, let's go.
Five, six, seven, eight, one...
Make sure they're sharp.
But most of all, have fun,
while working hard,
while having fun.
We're killing it out here!
Dance Camp, baby!
Three years, three years!
One, two, three, four.
Sanjana, focus.
Seven, eight,
one, two, three, four.
Jeb, look up.
Five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four, and pose.
Six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four.
Do you have to clean
right now?
I'm not here to clean.
I'm here
to help you guys out.
I'm here to "dance."
What makes you think
you can help us?
No music or anything.
Okay.
It was unsettling...
but not completely awful.
Which is what you guys
have been giving me.
We're on tonight.
You've got some serious
catching up to do.
Yeah, no problem.
Fall in line, from the top.
All right, we're gonna do it
with the freeze this time.
Five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four,
freeze, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four,
freeze, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four,
five, six...
What are you doing?
I'm frees... I'm freestyling.
This is choreography.
You have to learn the steps.
Well, yeah,
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