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she's got to try

and take me out instead.

Yeah, yeah.

Cheyenne, yeah,

she sent Jeb out here

to play "DDR"

to take you out.

Yeah, that's what

I just said, bro.

I just said that.

Okay, I see the problem.

You don't understand

what sarcasm is, do you?

I'm pretty sure

I know what sarcasm is.

Right, guys?

-Yeah.

-He knows what sarcasm is.

See?

I know what sarcasm is,

Hunter, clearly.

But since you're new here,

I'll fill you in a little bit.

This isn't the first time

that someone's tried

to take me out.

I live my whole life

with a target on my back.

So I suggest all three of you

get out of here

before I whoop

all of your asses.

Hunter, come on,

let's just go.

You're, by far,

the weirdest dude

I've ever met in my life.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

Well, you're the worst dancer

I've ever met.

Boom!

Sarcasm!

That's not really sar...

Hey, shut up, bro.

Look, me and you,

right here, right now.

Bro, look,

I'm not fighting you, okay?

The only thing lamer

than being at dance camp

is getting into a fight

at dance camp.

No more talky-talky.

Your finger's

on my face.

What are you

gonna do about it?

Snap.

What's with the headband?

It's part of it.

-Back up!

-Back up!

Back up, son.

Welcome to Lance Camp,

b*tch.

It's just ironic,

'cause you just

put that paint on, and now...

-Shut up.

-Sorry.

I just thought

I would point out

the dramatic irony

of the moment.

Like, you couldn't

have written it better.

Jeb.

That thing have

a silencer on it?

Done and done.

Nothing like a good nebulizer

treatment before bed

to help you fall asleep.

One wise whistling wizard.

Two tooting tuba tunas.

Three twirly tricky tree toads.

Four fresh French flamingoes.

Five freezing fleeing...

What are you saying?

These are

my vocal exercises.

I have to do them every night

before bed for dialect camp.

It's in just two months.

Why?

Does it bother you?

No.

It's wonderful.

Hunter, are you still upset

because Lance pushed you

in the paint bench today?

I feel like it's

a double-edged sword,

because on the one hand, yes,

Lance pushed you

on a paint bench,

and everyone laughed,

and it was embarrassing.

But, on the other hand,

Lance is an Internet celebrity.

Like, getting seen with him

in any context

is good for your

online persona.

What do you think?

I got an idea.

I like ideas.

Wake up Alex.

My gosh.

I feel like a spy.

I feel like a lamb spy.

# Sneaking around #

# Here we go,

sneak, sneak, sneak #

# Sneaking, sneaking,

sneaking around #

What's up, YouTube?

It's Lance.

Just Lance.

Kidding.

But seriously, it's just Lance.

And today we're coming

at you live from E=MC

"we don't really need

to do math

because we're really good

dancers" Squared cabin

at Dance World.

And today, you know what?

I'm gonna be answering questions

from my 133,256 followers.

First up, Chron85.

Come on.

Stay down.

All right.

"Lance, do you ever feel like

you have a target on your back?"

That's actually

a very important question,

and probably one

of the best questions

that anyone has ever asked me.

And the answer is yes.

I can't believe

I get to be a part of this.

This is a camp classic!

All day, every day,

365 days of the year.

And, yes, there were talks

between the Bieb's team and I

about me becoming

a backup dancer,

but I said, "Look, Justin,

look, Scooter,

I got to stay in school."

-What are we doing?

-We're gonna smoke him out.

That's what I decided to do.

So #stayinskool, #...

Is that...

Get me out of here!

Come on!

#Revenge.

Let's jam.

Sacrifice your body!

Get me out!

Sacrifice yourself!

On three,

one, two, three.

Is that-!

Get me out of here!

Sacrifice your body!

Okay, I get it.

I know why I'm here.

I know why I'm in trouble.

How was I supposed to know that

that would happen to his face?

Fragrance sensitivity

affects one

in every 15,000 Americans.

What?

Imagine a world

with no scented candles,

with all-natural

tree sap deodorant

that just makes your armpits

stick together.

Look, Hunter, I forgive you...

Okay.

Because every allergic

reaction I have

is an opportunity to spread

awareness of my condition.

The amount of sheer pain

I feel on the outside is nothing

compared to the amount of joy

I feel on the inside.

I just hope that we

can put this past us

and become friends.

Me too.

Lance, go back to your cabin.

Thank you, Mr. Turgnofsky.

You've been most gracious.

#Respect, brother.

#Getoutofhere, yeah?

I win.

Thank you, sir.

Okay, I'm gonna just...

How many

community service hours

do you think

you've worked so far?

191/2.

-Wrong.

-No, right.

Look, I have the time sheet,

actually.

-Zero.

-What are you doing?

You haven't been doing

any work.

All you've been doing

is causing a disturbance.

You're drifting.

Hunter, your soul needs...

soul.

That doesn't even

make any sense.

Do you even know

what this is?

You don't.

There.

That's the kid I want to see.

Okay, you just have that

stored away in your cabin?

Yes.

That's not creepy at all.

That's the kid

we're all waiting for.

Well, you're gonna be

waiting a long time,

'cause I'm just trying to get

my hours done and go home.

You want to get done

with your hours quicker?

Yes, I do.

I'll make a deal with you.

Pick a team, any team,

and compete in Legends.

I'll count the hours

that you practice

as community service hours...

on top of your work hours.

Deal, deal.

Yes.

Mini James Brown.

Okay.

What's with the shoe, man?

That's dance code

for "good job."

Really?

Yeah, I doubt that.

Hello, everyone.

We have a big day

ahead of us.

Just a few hours

before Legends of Dance

officially begins.

Today's contestants,

finalize your routine.

No, bigger. Roll everything.

We can't lose, let's go.

Five, six, seven, eight, one...

Make sure they're sharp.

But most of all, have fun,

while working hard,

while having fun.

We're killing it out here!

Dance Camp, baby!

Three years, three years!

One, two, three, four.

Sanjana, focus.

Seven, eight,

one, two, three, four.

Jeb, look up.

Five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four, and pose.

Six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four.

Do you have to clean

right now?

I'm not here to clean.

I'm here

to help you guys out.

I'm here to "dance."

What makes you think

you can help us?

No music or anything.

Okay.

It was unsettling...

but not completely awful.

Which is what you guys

have been giving me.

We're on tonight.

You've got some serious

catching up to do.

Yeah, no problem.

Fall in line, from the top.

All right, we're gonna do it

with the freeze this time.

Five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four,

freeze, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four,

freeze, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four,

five, six...

What are you doing?

I'm frees... I'm freestyling.

This is choreography.

You have to learn the steps.

Well, yeah,

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