Dance Camp Page #4

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I haven't had a chance yet.

You're not even trying.

Look, this is

a single-elimination tournament.

If you're gonna be on this team,

you work as hard

as the person next to you.

You better not screw me.

Don't make a sexual joke.

I wasn't even gonna do...

I think I'm gonna go

to med school.

I think that's

a more secure option.

I mean, my whole family

is doctors.

Well, my...

My cousin taught me

how to do make up.

I thought I wanted

to be a makeup artist.

But then I decided that

I'm making the right decision.

Chi-monee!

Hee-hee!

Welcome to Legends of Dance!

That's the energy

I like to see.

Now, let's get a quick recap

of the rules, okay?

In each round,

two teams will dance

set to a predetermined theme.

All team members

must be present,

or their team

will be... disqualified!

The team that wins over

the audience's heart the most

will come one step closer

to becoming

Legends of Dance.

Let's hear it for my mentor

and yours, Ivan!

Ivan, Ivan, Ivan...

Bam!

Thank you, thank you.

Ivan, Ivan, Ivan...

And stop.

I'm gonna be on standby

with my honest

and sometimes soul-crushing

critiques.

But ultimately,

you pick who wins, all right?

All right, I'm out,

peace out.

First up, we've got

Flow Nation versus TBD.

Is your group name

actually To Be Determined,

or are you still

trying to figure it out?

I wanted Dark Shadows,

so...

Okay.

First up, Flow Nation.

Boo.

You're just gonna sit there?

You're not gonna stretch

or anything?

No, I'm fine, I'm good.

Thank you, guys.

Ivan, your thoughts?

There was effort.

All right, guys, bring it in.

Let's keep the focus.

This is what

we've been training for.

It's in the bag, yo.

Okay, coming up next,

and let's hear it for them,

it's TBD!

Hunter?

TBD!

-TBD.

-TBD.

-You're behind.

-You're ahead.

That was awesome.

Good stuff, TBD.

Excuse me, my little worm.

Thank you.

Now, let's hear the thoughts

of our resident aficionado.

Was it bad?

No.

Were they good?

No.

They have to learn their steps.

Excellent, now it's time

to put it for a vote.

That's embarrassing.

Let's get Flow Nation

on up here.

Let's get your hands

nice and warm.

It's time for us to vote.

Let's hear it

for Flow Nation.

Let's hear it for TBD.

That was really close.

Ivan, will you please

break this tie?

In my opinion,

tonight's victor,

by a narrow margin,

is TBD.

Congratulations.

TBD will be moving on

to the next round.

What the hell was that?

You screwed everyone up.

Me?

No, no.

Look, okay, I was a tad bit

slow in the beginning.

But I caught up.

We were fine.

Fine?

Fine's not gonna cut it.

Cheyenne's right.

Fine is no help.

Look.

Let's see what Lance

and his crew

has in store for us today.

I don't know, man.

Doing backflips doesn't

make you a good dancer.

It just makes you a person

that's really good

at doing backflips.

Yeah, but, like,

really good at doing backflips.

How you guys doing?

Enjoying the show?

Don't worry,

I'll stay after

and sign some Lance-graphs

for you.

Hat trick,

three years, baby!

Is this guy for real?

If we're actually

gonna win this thing,

you're gonna have to work.

Tomorrow morning, 7:00 a.m.

7:
00 a.m.?

Yeah, no,

can we make that 9:00?

Seems like you're

not really invested.

Crap!

Better watch where

you're going, Hunter.

Boom, sarcasm.

What are you doing?

Why are you making this

so hard?

And snap,

and then roll down your body.

Snap,

roll down your body.

Two, three.

Set up, go.

I can't hear you.

I cannot hear you!

Man.

You and me, dance battle,

right now.

Jeb, I never turn down

challenges,

but I can't take advantage

of a special-needs kid.

Well, Lance...

you might want to consider it,

'cause your mom did

last night.

She took care of all

of my special needs.

Let's dance, you little guy.

-Go!

-Go, Lance!

Floor is yours.

All right.

Dance circle.

Start out easy,

got some floor work.

Hype the crowd, hype the crowd.

Okay.

Yo, what is this?

What is this?

Al Roker here.

And welcome back to the

5th Annual Special Olympics.

-All right, Jeb.

-All right, Jeb.

-Come on, Jeb.

-You got it.

Okay, that's sit-ups, dude.

That's not dancing.

All right, "DDR," level 8,

expert level.

-What? Okay.

-Yeah, yeah.

Kelsey, Kelsey,

hit it.

What's he doing?

All right.

Hunter and Jeb forever!

#Forever!

-Yeah!

-Yeah!

All right!

Lance.

From the moment we met,

I knew you were

a "DDR" master.

I felt the connection

between us.

-All right, okay...

-And of course,

it was all the things

that you said and the way...

All right,

there's people here.

Don't make it weird.

Okay, sorry.

You danced the steps.

Thank you.

I'm pretty good at duets.

He's really

embraced the camp.

And it has nothing to do with me

taking the hours

away from him either.

Has he made any friends?

Yeah, he's making

tons of friends.

He even has a little ballerina

inside of him.

You're sure you're talking

about my son?

I mean...

Campers, you have spoken.

And the team that will

be joining Dance-ish

in the semifinals is...

TBD!

Nicely done.

No, this is not happening!

Recount, recount, recount!

It's real, and it's raw,

and we like that.

Gather around,

my little birdies.

Your theme

for the semifinals is...

duets.

Cheyenne!

Cheyenne loves to duet,

right, Cheyenne?

Dude, that's French,

right?

Yeah.

-What do I do with my chest?

-You just leave it there.

-What do you mean?

-Try it, try it.

-I am trying it.

-Try it.

Hey.

Hey.

-I saw that.

-Yeah.

-Can I talk to you?

-Yes, you can.

Yeah, yes, you can.

Jeb, do you mind?

Sorry, if you want to talk

to Hunter about something,

you might as well talk to me,

because we don't keep

any secrets from each other.

That's our rule.

That is not remotely true.

This bond

cannot be broken.

Yes, it can.

-Jeb.

-Okay.

I can take a hint.

Just to be sure I was

taking the hint correctly,

you're saying you'd like

alone time, without me?

Okay.

Sorry about that.

Anyway, as you know,

I'm an awesome dancer.

But there's this one

type of dance that,

it's not like my...

You know when there's

two people,

dance together...

Dance together,

I get it, yeah.

Starts with a "D,"

ends with an "et."

Involves two people,

the "D" word.

-The "D" word.

-The "D" word.

Yeah, "dork," you're being

a dork right now.

No, that wasn't the word

I was thinking of.

Look.

Lance killed us last year

at the couples dance.

Okay?

There was crying involved.

Like, lots of crying, okay?

Like, the type of crying

where you can't breathe,

you're, like, crying so much.

Lots of crying.

Yeah, look,

that was last year, okay?

I got an idea.

What are we doing out here?

You'll see.

One, two, three.

This is insane.

Yeah.

They're mating.

-Right now?

-Right now.

They're getting

down and dirty.

I've never been good at

dancing with a partner before.

Maybe that's because

you haven't had the right one.

Follow my lead.

Cheyenne, look, relax.

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