Dancer and the Dame Page #3

Synopsis: Billy Gardell is Rick Dancer, a wisecracking, disgruntled detective who is long past his prime. Only with the help of Princess, a fussy and fastidious canine cop, can Dancer break the case of his career.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Gabriel Sabloff
Production: Pure Flix Entertainment
 
IMDB:
4.7
NOT RATED
Year:
2015
91 min
Website
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Excellent.

And just for the record:

I do not think you're crazy.

I think that you

no responsibility ...

... Can take care of themselves,

You are unsure of selfish

and you are quarrelsome.

Does that mean you want

not go to the ball?

You need to

worry again about something.

What do you think

from a partner?

They said I can

not take care of myself.

How am I supposed responsibility

take over for another?

Exactly!

What?

One Moment ...

Yes? ... No, I'm not doing anything. Oh ...

Yeah, yeah sure it's him?

No, I'll do it, thank you Audrey!

Ok, I have to go.

Detective Dancer, we are

not far from the end.

Yes, that was great. I feel the healing.

That was a good start ...

We have not even started.

The tree will grow ...

make next time

we the Rorschach test.

I have dark thoughts.

We talk about all that ...

... I can breathe. I feel myself

groundbreaking. Good Work!

Dr Jackson for Captain Murray ...

Hi Captain Murray.

No, actually, it went quite well ...

I think he's ready,

I do not know if she's ready.

Hey you, come, '' over here.

What? ...

- Relax, it's ok.

I'm a cop, come forth!

I plug 'in trouble?

No, I do. Can

I ask you 'ne question?

Do you belong to the

Good or the Evil One?

And?

- I think 'after.

How old are you, 12?

What do you want to become?

Catwomen or yet

Wonder Women prefer?

Darth Vader or Obi-Wan Kenobi?

Captain Kirk or Khan?

I do not know these people.

Is ok, I am already old.

Let's try it.

I'll give you 10 mice

and you will help me?

Twenty.

Twenty. Okay. I like your style.

You have to do.

No.

Hi.

Be careful!

Hey Dancer, good to see you.

How did you get so fast ...

... Come here?

You can move so fast?

The question is Mutz as

quickly you can move?

Man, I love this

Highways. You also Mutz?

Dancer, You must not do that, OK?

I'll tell you everything

Want to know.

No, you're not ready.

Your head is not free.

Do you know how you define your

Make clear head? With running!

Come on man. Drive slowly.

I slip 'out.

Give me a name Mutz.

Who hired you?

Dancer, he kills me,

if I tell you.

Concentrate on

Your current situation.

It was Mongrel!

Flap, I'm trying to think.

What I do not understand,

I had no quarrel with Mongrel.

He's just a racket on demand.

Who rushed him to me?

How should I know that?

He gave me 200 mice ...

... So I bring you into the club.

I did not know,

that he wants to kill you.

You have me already give more ...

... Or we'll see how you

You're on the highway.

I know nothing else.

Ok, Road Trip.

Ok, Ok, Ok ... Mongrel

said what wash of money.

You mean money laundering.

Money laundering in any warehouse.

Skanzs Warehouse?

I do not know, who cares?

What Kenny Basset has to do with it?

There were 200 mice. That's all I know.

I swear, all I know!

Ok. Good work Mutz.

Thank Dancer, but You take me

already back in the city, right?

What do you think?

Dancer, Dancer, I

do not know where we are.

It was at the time a

desperate attempt to start.

I had to confront Skanz ...

Shake the tree and

look what falls down.

Just then gave me life

a nice slap in the face.

Skanz's Warehouse Benefit Gala,

What you have now in front, Skanz?

Hey, you doing fine?

You sound miserable.

No, I'm just so tired.

Tell me about it. My

Feet do dogs moderately hurt.

What is that?

2-28, you have now a partner.

A partner? White

Murray about it?

I'm afraid so.

That's what the doctor wanted.

Dog Pathetic.

Commissioner Barbie?

Fast, it's Princess.

Okay Princess. I

do it quickly and painlessly.

That will never happen here.

Good news Cowboy ...

I am not your partner. It is her.

That must be a mistake.

No, this is your card number.

ID? It's a dog.

Looks like you get

a respite, Small.

What did it matter?

It is not an "it". She is

Police officer, just as you and I.

I will make you pay to feed,

not to analyze it.

Hey, she's a good cop,

best nose of the state.

Nose? What do you mean? They

sniffs things and find them?

It is something challenging,

But what woman is not?

Adjust merely on with her baby.

She is very sensitive so.

Is she still get pregnant?

What? No, the stuffed animal, her baby.

You do not know much about dogs or?

Or women?

Break In there before someone sees us.

What should I do? THERE wear?

Ok, you can sit up front,

You can sit in the back.

I'm concerned, you can also drive.

Go ahead, that's

what between me and her.

But let 'us

make one thing clear.

I'm the man, You're the dog.

I'm the cop, you're a dog.

I speak, with a dog.

Dr. Jackson.

I do not know what you

hereby wish to bring Miss.

Detective Dancer works,

to his social skills.

You see, I'm not crazy.

I'm just angry.

Yes this is good. You and the

Dog have something in common.

Oh. So that's a joke,

allot me a dog, ...

... Who has a mental problem.

Detective, you had

Flashcards push around.

This is my livelihood.

Yes, but there is no life.

Oh, thank Confucius.

Hey Big. Who is a good dog?

Who's a good boy?

I call that a dog, huh!

Good attitude, funny.

Do you think that will work?

Skanzs Warehouse Benefit Gala,

A BETTER FUTURE:

Here we are, Princess Officer.

Why does Kenny ...

... A chain, with Skanzs

Company logo on it, huh?

I know you have maybe

a screw loose, ...

... But You will do what I

You say and when I tell you it ok?

Olfactory 'turn. Do you have it?

I think a lot of it,

is in the camp over there.

You have to find that.

So here again sniff it.

May I have your attention.

I'm Detective Dancer ...

... From the Louisiana police station.

Everyone stays where he is.

I have reason to believe ...

... That a lot here

illegal money is stored.

With me Officer's Princess.

She is a highly qualified

Professional and helps me.

Hol 'Mr. Skanz.

Hinder them please do not.

- Thanks!

Ok, Showtime, show 'what you can.

Go Search 'money - search' ...

... Search, c'mon,

simply find the money.

No Princess! No, he did not.

No, I did not mean.

Just like my lawyer.

Oh how sweet ... She has trained the.

No, not that much money.

Oh, do that again.

No, not that! Hey, no,

not. Where are you going?

Lucy, no!

Princess! - Detective Dancer ... I think

not that you are on the guest list.

Oh, I'm out of here

professional reasons.

But they are no longer a detective.

I mean, officially - is that right?

I know that you

Move money Skanz.

The only money here tonight

is there to help children ...

... Children, Dancer!

I know who you are, Skanz.

These people here ...

... Just know your

criminal not machinations.

You should go before I a

Cop right call, arrested the like.

It's not over yet, Skanz.

You are naive, Dancer ...

A threat to

our society ...

I apply for a

Contact ban, tomorrow morning.

It's over! Not even Captain

Murray can save you this time.

You know, I could

never suffer. I am very small

Ok, I'm going already. They

The jacket must not crumple so.

Here we find Mongrel.

He tried to kill me ...

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