Daphne
- Year:
- 2017
- 88 min
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Right, right.
Do you have a list permit?
No, no.
Guess what? I heard about Nikki.
Nikki, do I know Nikki?
Yeah, from school.
Oh, one boob much smaller
than the other.
Yeah, right, tiny tit,
Nikki, exactly.
Yeah, well, her husband's
quite touchy feely, right?
How did you know all this?
'Cause I spoke to her
Do you not speak to her any more?
Yeah.
Why don't you come on Friday?
The girls do genuinely
want to see you.
Yeah, and I want to see them, too.
- Really? Do you though?
- Yeah, of course I do.
I've sort of given up on people,
haven't I?
I've told you that,
like, a million times.
Sorry, I'm being a b*tch.
Yeah, you're being a b*tch.
So, this is amazing
in every respect.
Should we go to your place or...
It's your place or no place,
Jimbo.
Awesome, but, awkward,
my name's not Jim...
- Shh.
- I mean, it can be.
Make it so, Jimbo. Make it so.
No, what are you doing?
No. It's just for, you
know, for the lads in the...
Oh, you're such a penis,
I can't...
So what he says, for the lads.
- What am I doing?
- F***ing great. Cheers.
- Five on serving, Daph, okay?
- Yup.
- Come on.
- Yup.
Service, please. Service, please.
Table two instead of one.
A bun.
Wait, wait, wait.
Daph, come on, for f***'s
sake, fix it, will ya?
- Yeah.
- Come on.
We need service.
Thank you. Table one.
- Oh.
Come on, hustle up,
please. Service, please.
How's it going? You
coming with that? Come on.
Is it ready?
You happy with that?
Five, please.
Daph, going to The Specials you
and Beth are in charge, okay?
Consider me the manager.
- Where's our pitcher?
- Come on, oh, oops.
- Ah, so close.
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Unplug.
- I'm coming out.
Good night.
One, two, oh!
All right, fancy pants.
Are you coming out
with us tonight?
Nah, I'm just... I'm gonna
head in and have a quiet one.
Been caning a bit lately.
Oh, I lost my jacket.
It's the one I just got.
Oh, sh*t bags.
I know. Oh, well, it
was good while it lasted.
All right, chica,
I'll see you later.
- Have fun.
- We will.
Here you go, Francis.
What have you done
with your hair?
Don't over react. I
didn't mean it like that.
What are you doing here?
Charming way to
greet your mother.
I meant to say what
a lovely surprise.
- No, you didn't.
- No, I didn't.
Well, can I come in
or are we going
to stand here like lemons?
Like lemons, preferably.
Right.
Here, I bought you a present.
It's a mindfulness CD.
This week mindfulness,
last week was it naked yoga?
What's next week gonna be,
Mother?
Will you just open
the bloody door?
What I don't understand is,
why couldn't you
just phone first
What, so you can just
ignore the phone?
Yeah.
Jesus, why is nothing
ever simple to you?
Since you were little,
exactly the same.
No, no, no, no.
God, it's hot in here.
I don't wanna go.
Look, you're coming.
I don't care.
You've gotta stop this.
The heating's not on.
Anyway, Mom, I gotta go.
F*** off, will you,
Daphne, I am boiling.
- Okay, Mom, I'm sorry.
- No, I'm sorry.
Just send me a cab.
Oh, don't worry, mate.
Hello, Scratch.
What's that?
No, don't I got balls?
I keep turning and turning you.
Yeah, can you, um,
can you ask the chef
to make sure that he uses fresh
chilies in that Saag Aloo.
I'm not picky.
Yeah.
Ah, it's fine.
I'm not in a rush.
What's the word Word up
Hey, alecbah, God is great.
- You're amazing.
- Yeah, you know, I'm not Muslim.
- Yeah, I know.
- Whatever.
This isn't enough.
It's like two quid short
I'm good for it.
I'll screw you next time.
Thanks, dude.
Yeah
Donut.
- Beth, you're in charge, okay?
- Chef.
- Daph, follow me.
- I'm busy.
Move your arse.
Banon, you cheesy little b*tch.
Oh, yeah, yup.
Okay.
Here we go.
Please.
Holy sh*t.
What do you taste?
- Mmm, the vinegar.
- Mm-hmm.
- And the fruit brandy, of course.
- Mm-hmm.
Anything else?
Mm, yeah, walnuts?
Walnuts?
Oh, come on now, f***ing
listen to your palate.
Don't just guess.
F*** me.
Do you know how many air miles it
takes to fly this in every week?
I'm adding to the ruin
of the world for cheese.
- Worth it though, isn't it?
- Correct.
If you mean yes, just
say yes. Don't be a twat.
That's what I meant,
yes, correct, shut up.
Hey, Joe, do you remember
when I asked if I could
maybe... you know?
What, babe, become a sous?
Think you're ready?
I mean,
it's a massive responsibility.
Do you know what
it actually means?
How it'll ruin your life.
Hey, listen, I should get
back and finish my mis, yeah.
Healthy cynicism and neurotic
cynicism are, like, different.
Wait, wait, let me guess.
because you were kind enough
to offer me some of your gak,
and then whenever I do coke,
I always think about Freud, and
then whenever I think about Freud
I always think about love, and you know
what Freud's definition of love was?
I haven't got a clue, darling, what is
Freud's definition of love? Enlighten me.
Freud's definition
of love is, um...
Oh, what was it?
Oh, the psychosis
of ordinary people.
People like you, Tommy.
Mmm.
It's a sickness.
You feel sick to the
stomach when it starts,
and then you feel even sicker
and it's even longer when it
ends, and then, that's called love.
That's what we all want.
It's f***ed.
- You talk a lot, don't you?
- No, I don't.
So, what, are you gonna fall in love
tonight then? Strangers in London.
Oh, what you mean?
We're gonna f***.
Yeah, maybe, but what we're not
gonna do is fall in love, so...
So you don't believe in
love, that's f***ing awesome.
Up up up up.
- Come on.
- Don't. F*** off.
- Get up.
- What the f*** are you doing?
Get up.
I'll just pee in your mouth.
Excuse me, where's any
mini cabs around here?
Down that street.
Okay, all right, can I also
grab some rolling backy?
Just whatever's
your cheapest really.
And some paracetamol.
Oh, f***. Thank you.
- That will be four...
- Yeah.
Open the till, man. Don't move.
Don't f***ing move, man.
Open that f***ing till!
I promise I will f***ing
stab you up, man.
I ain't playing fair, man.
Get a f***ing move on.
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
You can give me your money,
oh, come on, come on now.
What the f*** is that?
That's f***ing roll over.
My mom gave it to me.
Oh, my... my mom gave...
What the f*** is wrong
with the both of you man?
What... what I've got a pair
of f***ing dummies, have I?
Huh? Give me the money.
Do you understand English?
You f***ing muppet.
F***. Oh, Jesus, f***. Oh, f***.
F***.
Yeah, ambulance. Yeah,
someone's been stabbed.
Near the... near the
Hilton on Tilly Street.
Yeah, yeah, I'll stay on the line.
Oh, f***.
- What's your name?
- It's Amir. My family.
- Oh, boy, what is it, what...
- Pict...
Pict...
- Picture.
- Oh, you f***ing twat.
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