Date and Switch Page #9

...and that we wouldn't be friends.

I know it's stupid, but that's how I felt.

You and I need to

destroy this thing tonight.

- F***, no.

- What?

This brownie is f***ing beautiful, okay?

And what you said tonight on-stage...

...that was...

Dude, that was so awesome.

- Heh.

- Yeah.

I think I'm gonna come out

to my parents.

- Really?

- Yeah.

I mean, I think it's gonna be all right.

That is great, man.

- So are we gonna eat this thing or what?

- Right now?

Yeah, I mean, it's amazing. I mean,

look at the artistry on all these d*cks.

- You frosted veins on this one shaft.

- I used a pastry bag with a special nozzle.

And this one over here,

the pubes are gorgeous.

- I wanna put the pubes in my mouth.

- You love pubes?

- You're goddamn right I love pubes.

- Cool.

I love this brownie.

And I love you,

in a totally non-gay way.

- Well, I love you too, non-gay.

- Let's bring it in.

- Oh, man.

- Non-gay.

Extremely non-gay, not interested at all.

- What are you doing?

- I'm picking you up.

- Put me down.

- Don't punch me, you know I'm sensitive.

Hey.

- They're okay.

- Is this the, uh, famous brownie?

How old is this thing?

Oh, super old,

but I kept it in the freezer, so it's cool.

And I only poured beer on it

a couple times and I cried on it once.

That's cool.

Is there enough for four?

Oh, my God, I'm so high.

What should we do now?

I mean, we cannot

go back into prom like this.

There's only one place you can go

when you're this high.

This is the best night of my life!

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