De Dana Dan Page #3

"I'm a hotty naughty babe in town."

"You want to feel me."

"Touch me hold me now."

"I'm a hotty naughty babe in town."

"Let's rock."

"My moves are sexy, and

everyone's crazy after it."

"Everywhere I go,

begins a new saga."

"Come, and feel my love."

"Come with me, I'll show

you what love really means."

"You want to give me."

"Do you want to give me

all your love tonight?"

"I'm a hotty naughty babe in town."

"You want to give me

all your love tonight?"

"I'm a hotty naughty babe in town."

EROS:

"My sweetheart, come,

see my passion."

"Let your fervor lose,

and give me your love."

"Let's forsake everything,

and don't stop."

"Love is like the wind,

no one can stop it."

"You want to give me."

"Do you want to give me

all your love tonight?"

"I'm a hotty naughty babe in town."

"You want to give me

all your love tonight?"

"I'm a hotty naughty babe in town."

"Your eyes are mesmerising."

"My gait's rocking."

"Every attitude, is just ooh la la.

- Ooh la la."

"Some want to lock eyes with me."

"Some want to touch me."

"Everyone's crazy about you, ooh la la.

- Ooh la la."

"You want to feel me."

"Touch me hold me now."

"I'm a hotty naughty babe in town."

You're such a big rascal.

You never told me you've

such a beautiful girl.

I've called her from America.

- So, what's the problem?

Get her married to me,

and then she'll cool down.

I'll talk to her. I'll even give her

two petrol pumps.

I'll talk to her.

If she refuses, tell her that

I'll give her so much money...

...that, she can never refuse.

- I'll talk to her.

And, ask her to meet me

at pan pacific hotel on the 20th.

Sure, okay.

And, no one should know about it.

Have you heard that story?

- Which story?

One day, Lord Ganesha asked Lord Shiva

"When will I get married?"

So, Lord Shiva didn't know

what answer to give...

So, he said "Tomorrow".

The next day, Lord Ganesh asked again

"When will I get married?"

Lord Shiva replied, "Didn't I say, tomorrow?

- Yes."

"Then come tomorrow."

The third day, Lord Ganesh asked again

and Lord Shiva replied,"Tomorrow."

So this way, Lord Ganesh kept asking and,

Lord Shiva kept replying, tomorrow.

This way, Lord Ganesh never got

married nor did Lord Shiva lie.

But, why are you telling me this story?

Because, in our story I'm Lord Ganesh

and, you're Lord Shiva.

And, this can't continue all our lives.

My marriage has been fixed.

Mannu, you know what my condition is.

I've reached this far

with debts worth millions.

If I don't repay the debts...

...then, my mother and sister

will be thrown on the streets.

And, I'm working hard...

...and, not wasting away my time.

Try to understand

my condition as well.

My marriage is on the 20th.

Father has fixed everything.

But still, if you call me before

the last nuptial round...

...I'll come back to you.

I can't promise you

anything more, Ram.

Come out, come out.

What happened?

I heard that your son is

marrying someone else.

Good that you heard about it.

I was worried thinking

about how to tell you this.

What do you think I am?

You take dowry from me...

...and get your son married

to someone else.

You gave me that money...

...because your daughter is pregnant.

And, you want us to bear that burden.

If you say anything

against my daughter...

...I'll rip your tongue out.

Look at that.

Your daughter can do

all the wrong things...

...but, we can't even speak about it.

My son will get married

wherever I ask him to.

Then listen to me, I don't want

your foolish son. - Fine.

My daughter will find someone better.

- Okay.

Just return me my money, that's all.

- Are you mad?

Am I carrying your money

in my pocket?

I'll return you your money,

only when I get it from them.

Until I don't get my money...

...I'll see how your son gets married.

Yes, do as you please.

And listen...

- What?

I'll get my daughter married

one minute before...

...your son gets married.

Fine, note it down, note it down.

My son will get married on the

You get your daughter married at 12:29.

Write it down, don't forget.

There's no need to write it down.

- I'll show you.

The daughter's intelligent

and her father's an idiot.

Madam, it's the eve of Diwali,

at least get me a new suit.

Look at this.

I've kept my pants up with a string.

Please.

I don't have a problem...

...whether my driver drives

with the strings or without it.

On this Diwali eve,

will you do me a favour? - What?

Fire me from this job.

- Go away...

But first, repay the loan...

...that your father took from

me for your studies.

I have the papers

with his signatures.

If you try to run, I'll make you

not in the Singapore jail.

And, do you know what happens

in Singapore jail?

Do you know?

Do you know?

They flog you.

Do you want to go?

- No.

You say all the problems will be over.

I ask, when?

When there'll be wrinkles on my face.

Will you marry me then?

Look, Nitin

I'm ready to stay with you

in any condition.

Fine, then come on.

That's good.

Let's go to my home,

to that witch's home.

Where we'll get rotten food,

and abuses.

Shall we go?

I'm ready.

- Are you got mad?

You've lived such a life of leisure.

And, now you want to

live like a pauper.

You mean to say...

...we should forget all the

dreams that we've seen.

Every time I get a

proposal for marriage...

...I make different excuses,

and avoid the subject.

And this time,

you're trying to avoid me.

Look, Nitin my father has

fixed my marriage.

Thank you.

- Thank you.

Thank you.

- Thanks.

Why don't you say something?

What can I say?

Do you have a solution?

Oh yes, just say nice meeting you.

Hey. Wait, wait.

Here...

Here take this too.

Beggar.

I'll commit suicide.

You fool, stupid.

Is this the way to stop a car?

If I had delayed even a second...

...you would've been crushed

under the car.

Who asked you to apply the brakes?

I was committing suicide.

I cannot even die in peace now.

Couldn't you find any

other car in Singapore...

...that you hurled

yourself in front of my car?

Couldn't you think of

any other way?

I tried many things.

I thought of consuming poison...

...but, I didn't have any money

to buy them.

I tried to hang myself...

...but the rope turned out to be expensive.

I decided to set myself ablaze

but then,

I found out that petrol is

more expensive than rope.

Why are you so eager to die?

So, why should I be keen to live?

You know, at times Anjali

would give me money.

But now she's getting married as well.

Now, I don't have that

source of income either.

Don't be tense.

Come, lets sit in the van.

Go somewhere, and think

peacefully and then decide.

What?

And, if it's a good plan,

then I'll join you too.

Come on.

The one I love is getting married too.

Don't go anywhere alone.

I'll just deliver this courier.

Listen, be back soon.

We've to decide today.

Lao Tsao.

He spoke against me.

Listen, slit his tongue.

He's been going overboard using it.

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