De Dana Dan Page #4

Synopsis: Singapore-based Nitin Bankar's education was paid for by his employer, Kuljeet Kaur, and he, after the passing of his father, works as an unpaid maid-chauffeur for her until such time he pays off whatever she had spent. He is in love with gorgeous Anjali Kakkad but her father refuses to give his consent for this alliance. Desperate to get out of this situation, Nitin attempts suicide, albeit in vain, and then cooks up a scheme to abduct Kuljeet's pet, Mulchand, demand a hefty ransom, and then marry Anjali. He seeks assistance from his equally deadbeat-courier deliveryman, Ram Mishra, who wants to wed tall and pretty Manpreet Oberoi, and both book a room in Pan Pacific Hotel. However, Murphy's Law and a host of assorted characters get involved - resulting in hilarious and uncontrollable chaos.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Priyadarshan
Production: Eros Entertainment
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.2
NOT RATED
Year:
2009
162 min
$1,000,000
Website
1,841 Views


People should know my name is Mamu.

Mamu. Courier for you.

Mamu, what's in this courier

that it's so heavy.

Nothing special, I askedmy people in

Hong Kong to be head someone.

It must be his skull.

Maybe. I don't know.

He was getting too hot headed.

So, I just calmed him down.

So, how are you?

Would you like to have a beer?

Bye.

Yes,

Get me some beer...

What were you saying?

Nitin, if we both die...

...who will be at loss?

We, isn't it?

I say, lets be positive.

Who knows, there could be a miracle...

...and our fates might change.

I've been thinking the samething

for the past 20 years.

There's always a miracle,

but our life gets worse.

You never know when fate

destiny might change.

Take Mamu for example,

from that China...

He would pick garbage

and sell them.

And, sleep right here.

And, that too just five years ago.

And now, his luck has

changed for the better.

How does their luck change?

When the government imposed

heavy duty on cigarettes...

...he would go to Malaysia

buy cigarettes and sell them here.

That's how he started.

And then, he switched to stealing,

pimping, hooliganism.

That's how he became a don.

I am telling you.

Even you should do something like this.

This is not a nice country,

like ours.

If you're caught stealing here,

they behead you.

In our country,

if we know any influential man...

...we can get bailed out.

But, if we don't get caught.

We'll be rolling in money.

But, what should we do?

Let's do one thing.

Let's kidnap your madam.

We'll ask her for 10 million,

or threaten to kill her.

If you ask her for10 million,

she'll say, "kill me".

Then, can't we kidnap

anyone else...

...whom she loves

more than her life?

She only loves money.

Money, money.

And, her rotten dog,

she loves him too. - Dog?

Yes. Just watch, one day I'll beat

that dog black and blue.

He's so arrogant.

He scampers around like

he's the boss.

Then, let's kidnap him.

She'll at least give

us 50,000 for him.

She'll give 50 million,

she loves him so much.

Then, lets do that.

And, even if we're caught.

Then, kidnapping a dog

isn't a big crime.

The dog won't even say anything.

It's a suit...

Mulchand. My dear Mulchand,

Come to me. Come. Come on.

Pick him up. Don't be afraid.

It's just a dog. - I know.

Come on. Come on.

Listen, Nitin.

Close his mouth. It shouldn't bark.

Do it... - Yes, okay.

He bit me.

Catch him.

Catch him... Catch him.

Go. Catch him.

You go...

Go from the left.

I'll take the right.

I don't know him.

Catch him.

Not me!

Let go!

Where's he? Where's he?

Yes. Where's that dog?

What are you doing?

- Free me...

Where's that dog?

You fool.

- Is it a dog or a monkey?

I'll kill it. I'll kill it today.

I'll wipe out his clan...

Shock...

Now, you are free.

Water! Get me water.

Get water!

Where's it?

- Get water, you idiot! Get water!

Here you go.

- Pour it.

I'm getting suffocated.

Get it off me.

- It's not coming off.

Get it off me. I'm stuck.

- Be quiet. Don't panic.

Don't panic.

- I'm getting suffocated. Free me!

Free me.

You fool. You dog! Idiot!

Nitin, I found the dog.

Nitin, I found the dog.

Come on, come on.

Get him in.

"I'm an insane man."

We're a millionaire.

I'm crazy.

We're a millionaire!

We've gotten rich!

Here you go, my dear.

Let's go.

"We've got the dog.

- Yes we've."

"We'll get the money.

- Yes we will."

What are you doing?

What's wrong?

Spoil brat. Come on.

Shall we feed him something?

- We're the hungry ones.

We'll feed him something in the

morning. And, is he your cousin?

Why do you keep asking

about him all the time?

Wow.

- Come here.

Morning. Mr. Ram Mishra, please.

Okay. Yes.

- It's a grand hotel.

Must be very expensive.

Don't worry, I have money to pay one day's

rent until then, the old hag will pay up.

And, if you stay in a nice place...

...no one suspects you.

Excuse me,

where's the house phone.

Thank you.

- Yes, madam. Right.

Just sign here.

Hello.

- Anjali, I'm at pan pacific hotel.

All our problems are over now.

Just leave everything and

come here.

What's the room number?

"It's my first time at love.

"It's my first time at passion".

"All I wish for is...

"Embrace me. Don't go away".

"I find peace in your arms.

I find heaven in your tresses".

"All I wish for is...

"Embrace me. Don't go away".

"The heat of passion is on.

"We hesitate a bit. The passion increases".

"The nights are enticing. Heightened are the breaths.

"Remain close to me".

EROS:

"How can I control

myself when you are with me?"

"I fear we'll make a

mistake being smitten by love."

"The climate has changed. Youth has lost control."

The emotions come to life."

"The nights are enticing. Heightened are the breaths."

"Remain close to me".

"It's my first time at love.

"It's my first time at passion".

"All I wish for is...

"Embrace me. Don't go away".

"I find peace in your arms.

I find heaven in your tresses".

"All I wish for is...

"Embrace me. Don't go away".

EROS:

"Understand my unspoken emotions."

"Tell me what you desire,

do not hesitate."

"The fire is burning. It's a sweet pain."

"We both are passionate"...

"The nights are enticing. Heightened are the breaths."

"Remain close to me".

"It's my first time at love.

"It's my first time at passion".

"All I wish for is...

"Embrace me. Don't go away".

"I find peace in your arms."

"I find heaven in your tresses".

"All I wish for is you to embrace me."

"Don't go away."

Nitin.

Give us ten million,

or we'll kill him.

What is he blabbering?

Nothing is missing from your home,

except for your servant Nitin.

That means, he hasn't committed a

theft someone has kidnapped him.

Did you hear anything?

- I can't hear anything after that.

Do you have his picture?

Check his room, search it.

You might find something.

This much here is 2... 3.30 cents.

Do you want?

$5, please.

Nitin Bankar kidnapped.

Ram, we've just one brush.

Where's the other brush?

The brush isn't here?

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

- What happened?

Is that dog's name Nitin Bankar?

- Is that dog's name Nitin Bankar?

Are you mad? That's my name.

What's wrong?

Who kidnapped you?

Who will kidnap me? I'm right before you.

Have you lost your mind?

What's this? What's this? What's this?

- Let me see.

This is some small child,

that's been kidnapped...

That's me. That's a photo of me

when I was four years old.

Read ahead, read ahead.

- The old hag has said...

The old hag has said, that except for me

nothing else is missing from the house.

The dog?

Yes.' Get the car.

Where's the car?

Yes, I know.

- It's there. There. Got it.

Here, take the key, take the key.

- It's open.

The key is with me.

How did the dog unlock it?

Where did he go?

- The dog isn't inside?

Where did the dog go?

He's passed stools.

Who'll pay Rs.10 million for it?

What will we do now?

We set out to be rich.

Instead, we were robbed

of what we had.

Do you know that means?

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Priyadarshan

Priyadarshan (born Priyadarshan Soman Nair; 30 January 1957) is an Indian film director, producer, and screenwriter. In a career spanning over three decades, he has directed more than 90 films in various Indian languages, predominantly in Malayalam and Hindi, while also having done six films in Tamil and two in Telugu. Priyadarshan began his career in Malayalam cinema in the early 1980s and was active throughout the 1980s and 1990s. Towards 2000s, he moved to Bollywood (Hindi cinema) and was active throughout the decade. He has done about 26 films in Hindi alone, the highest number of films done by any Bollywood director after David Dhawan. In 2013, he announced that Rangrezz would be his last Hindi film for a while and shifted focus to Malayalam cinema.Best known for his comedy films, Priyadrshan has also experimented with some action and thriller films. His collaborations with Mohanlal were highly popular in Malayalam cinema during the 1980s and 1990s, with most notable films being Poochakkoru Mookkuthi, Mazha Peyyunnu Maddalam Kottunnu, Thalavattam, Vellanakalude Nadu, Chithram, Vandanam, Kilukkam, Abhimanyu, Mithunam, Thenmavin Kombath, and Kala Pani. Other Malayalam actors he frequently collaborate are: Kuthiravattam Pappu, Jagathy Sreekumar, Innocent, Nedumudi Venu, Sreenivasan, Sukumari, Mukesh and Mammukoya. Priyadarshan was one of the first directors in India to introduce rich color grading, clear sound and quality dubbing through his early Malayalam films. He is known for adapting stories from Malayalam films into Bollywood, from his own work as well as other films. Most notable such Bollywood films include Hera Pheri, Hungama, Hulchul, Garam Masala, Bhagam Bhag, Chup Chup Ke, Dhol, and Bhool Bhulaiyaa. His multiple collaborations in Hindi include Tabu, Paresh Rawal, Akshay Kumar, Akshaye Khanna, and Suniel Shetty. In 2007, his Tamil film Kanchivaram won the National Film Award for Best Feature Film. In 2012, the Government of India honoured him with Padma Shri, India's fourth highest civilian award for his contribution towards the arts. Priyadarshan has also directed many advertisement films. His most popular commercials are for Coca-Cola, American Express, Nokia, Parker Pens, Asian Paints, Kinley and Max New York Life Insurance. more…

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