De Dana Dan Page #6

Synopsis: Singapore-based Nitin Bankar's education was paid for by his employer, Kuljeet Kaur, and he, after the passing of his father, works as an unpaid maid-chauffeur for her until such time he pays off whatever she had spent. He is in love with gorgeous Anjali Kakkad but her father refuses to give his consent for this alliance. Desperate to get out of this situation, Nitin attempts suicide, albeit in vain, and then cooks up a scheme to abduct Kuljeet's pet, Mulchand, demand a hefty ransom, and then marry Anjali. He seeks assistance from his equally deadbeat-courier deliveryman, Ram Mishra, who wants to wed tall and pretty Manpreet Oberoi, and both book a room in Pan Pacific Hotel. However, Murphy's Law and a host of assorted characters get involved - resulting in hilarious and uncontrollable chaos.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Priyadarshan
Production: Eros Entertainment
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.2
NOT RATED
Year:
2009
162 min
$1,000,000
Website
2,061 Views


I'll take the money

from that old hag...

...buy a Mercedes and

attend your funeral in style.

You're back to your ownself

again, aren't you?

Money has blinded you, hasn't it?

Do you call this friendship, Nitin?

A true friends stands

besides you at troubled times...

...remember that, and those

who run away are cowards.

God.

- Will you two stop quarrelling now?

Think how we can get the money.

We'll have to carefully make a plan.

But, first we need to decide...

where we'll hide after leaving from here.

Don't stress. We can hide here.

I'll look after all that.

Come, welcome, welcome.

Come, welcome, welcome.

All of you collect your handbags.

And, your luggage will

be taken to your rooms.

Come, come please.

- Let's go. - Come, let us go.

Move. Move. - Come on. Come on.

'The party's over here.'

I'd like you to bill my room...

You've broken 40 glasses in

a month, soiled the dresses...

...of 15 guests,

this is my last warning to you.

If I ever get a complaint again,

if you break anything...

...make any mistake or create

a racket in the hotel in a drunk state...

...I'll throw you outof the hotel.

Get that.

Room 9020, please.

- Sure.

Please enjoy your stay here.

Excuse me.

All the guests have arrived.

Where are the keys?

I apologise, Mr. Oberoi.

Many people are checking in today.

The counter is very busy.

And, we're still cleaning

most of the rooms.

We've booked 60 rooms

And, we still can't get the keys,

that's surprising.

Sir, just wait for half an hour.

You sit. Please wait in the coffeeshop,

I'll send you your keys. - Fine.

Excuse me...

My name is Suber.

And, I've a room booked by that name.

Sir, we have a group

check-in going on here.

Please wait in the coffee shop for

Make it...

Sure. - S-o-n-g...

He's Mr. Harbansh Chadda, my relative.

- Hello.

And, he's the groom.

His son, Nonny Chadda.

And, she's...

Yes.

It'll take the entire day

to introduce each other.

So, I request all of you...

...that you introduce yourselves

to each other. - Yes.

Excuse me.

Can you please tell me...

...in which room is

Mr. Musa Heerapurwala staying?

Sorry sir, there's no one here...

...by the name of Musa Heerapurwala.

How is that possible?

He should be here.

Hello, this is professional

killer Kaala speaking. - Yes.

The target isn't in this hotel.

Musa Heerapurwala isn't

in this hotel.

He must be staying

there by a fake name.

Then, give me the fake name.

You will have to find that out...

...what are we paying you for?

- If that's the case...

...then, send me his

photo and advance.

And, the remaining

amount after he's dead.

One more, one more.

Those who want to have breakfast,

can do so. Okay.

I've acidity... I'll have milk.

Excuse, there's a room booked...

...by the name of Kaala Krishan Murari.

Please give me the keys.

Sir, the counter is busy.

Please sit at the

coffee shop for sometime...

...I'll send the keys.

Stupid!

Hello.

I'm Kaala(black).

- I never said you're fair.

What do you do?

Can't you see I'm drinking coffee?

This is a list of everyone's names.

And, their room numbers are

written against their name.

Give them the keys accordingly.

And, don't make any mistake.

Okay.

Gaurav Kumar.

- Mr. And Mrs. Chadda.

Here.

And, yours by the name

of Mr. Paramjeet Lamba.

Lamba what?

- Lamba. I'll show you.

No, no... yes, I got it,

I got it. Here it is.

What is your name?

Gupte... here. Here, take this.

What's your name?

Daghdu.

When did you come sir?

First give me my key.

Here. - Daghdu, there's so

much greenery everywhere.

So many beautiful girls.

They are not like you think.

They are decent girls.

If you misbehave,

they'll make your plight such...

Am I not decent?

You don't know yourself

how decent you are, Musa sir.

Speak softly,

why arey ou speaking so loudly?

I'm not Musa Heerapurwala.

I'm Suber. Suber.

You've booked a room by that name.

Actually, my wife doubts me.

Daghdu, let me know

if there's a new girl around.

Have you come alone?

There's a girl coming.

Suri has arranged for her.

She'll be here today or tomorrow.

If she agrees, I'll marry her.

And, if she refuses

I'll give her money.

You devil.

Where will I search for him...

Anu... ma'am... Hello.

How are you related to Mr. Oberoi?

He's my son's mother's father.

Hey...

I saw her, I saw her...

Where are you going?

You just said, "I saw her".

- I saw, man!

Are you mad?

We're flat broke, and

you're concerned about girls.

It's important for me as well.

If you two don't get the money...

...then, its futile to have such dreams.

You two better think of a plan.

My darling, my love,

already have a plan.

We'll pose as Nitin Bankar's kidnappers.

And, call that witch and

ask her for the ransom.

As soon as we get the money...

...we'll send her my corpse.

But, who will kill you?

- Why don't you stay quiet?

Listen to me carefully.

We'll arrange for a corpse

that looks just like me...

...we'll dress him in my clothes,

put my driving licence in his pocket...

...tie him up, and throw

him on the train tracks.

And, then we'll spread a rumour...

...that kidnappers killed Nitin Bankar.

End of story.

But, where will we get the corpse from?

Corpse...

There's a man... Mamu!

Once you give him money...

...he'll kill even you if

he doesn't find anyone else.

I swear.

Sure.

God, send us... send us a corpse

just like you sent this idea.

Cheers.

"Everybody now,

join me in this song."

"Clap your hands, and

shake on you waist..."

...and move on your feet along."

EROS:

"Everybody now,

join me in this song."

"Clap your hands, and

shake on you waist...

...and move on your feet along."

"Everybody now,

join me in this song."

"Let's celebrate,

let's have some fun."

"Let's just carry on."

"The real fun of love

is in expressing it."

"I can see God in my Love."

"Please stand up.

"Please stand up".

"Everyone, please stand up in respect."

"The beauty is here,

all those in love salute them."

"Please stand up.

"Please stand up".

"Everyone, please stand up in respect."

"The beauty is here,

all those in love salute them."

"Please stand up."

"I've adorned your love."

"I've made your desires my own."

"Let me... stay in your arms."

"I've lost,

so has my heart in my love."

"There's no losing in love."

"When you're so close to me."

"You didn't lose, and I didn't win."

"So, there's no competition."

"Please stand up.

"Please stand up."

"Everyone, please stand up in respect."

"The beauty is here,

all those in love salute them."

"Please stand up.

"Please stand up".

"Everyone, please stand up in respect."

"The beauty is here,

all those in love salute them."

"Take it."

"Wind it. - Wind your body so tight".

- "Wind it". - "Show you the way..."

EROS:

"The heart... bows before you."

"I don't know, nor does my hear tknow,

how you're related to me."

"Why does... my heart seem lost."

"I don't know how my heart belongs to you."

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Priyadarshan

Priyadarshan (born Priyadarshan Soman Nair; 30 January 1957) is an Indian film director, producer, and screenwriter. In a career spanning over three decades, he has directed more than 90 films in various Indian languages, predominantly in Malayalam and Hindi, while also having done six films in Tamil and two in Telugu. Priyadarshan began his career in Malayalam cinema in the early 1980s and was active throughout the 1980s and 1990s. Towards 2000s, he moved to Bollywood (Hindi cinema) and was active throughout the decade. He has done about 26 films in Hindi alone, the highest number of films done by any Bollywood director after David Dhawan. In 2013, he announced that Rangrezz would be his last Hindi film for a while and shifted focus to Malayalam cinema.Best known for his comedy films, Priyadrshan has also experimented with some action and thriller films. His collaborations with Mohanlal were highly popular in Malayalam cinema during the 1980s and 1990s, with most notable films being Poochakkoru Mookkuthi, Mazha Peyyunnu Maddalam Kottunnu, Thalavattam, Vellanakalude Nadu, Chithram, Vandanam, Kilukkam, Abhimanyu, Mithunam, Thenmavin Kombath, and Kala Pani. Other Malayalam actors he frequently collaborate are: Kuthiravattam Pappu, Jagathy Sreekumar, Innocent, Nedumudi Venu, Sreenivasan, Sukumari, Mukesh and Mammukoya. Priyadarshan was one of the first directors in India to introduce rich color grading, clear sound and quality dubbing through his early Malayalam films. He is known for adapting stories from Malayalam films into Bollywood, from his own work as well as other films. Most notable such Bollywood films include Hera Pheri, Hungama, Hulchul, Garam Masala, Bhagam Bhag, Chup Chup Ke, Dhol, and Bhool Bhulaiyaa. His multiple collaborations in Hindi include Tabu, Paresh Rawal, Akshay Kumar, Akshaye Khanna, and Suniel Shetty. In 2007, his Tamil film Kanchivaram won the National Film Award for Best Feature Film. In 2012, the Government of India honoured him with Padma Shri, India's fourth highest civilian award for his contribution towards the arts. Priyadarshan has also directed many advertisement films. His most popular commercials are for Coca-Cola, American Express, Nokia, Parker Pens, Asian Paints, Kinley and Max New York Life Insurance. more…

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