De Dana Dan Page #7

Synopsis: Singapore-based Nitin Bankar's education was paid for by his employer, Kuljeet Kaur, and he, after the passing of his father, works as an unpaid maid-chauffeur for her until such time he pays off whatever she had spent. He is in love with gorgeous Anjali Kakkad but her father refuses to give his consent for this alliance. Desperate to get out of this situation, Nitin attempts suicide, albeit in vain, and then cooks up a scheme to abduct Kuljeet's pet, Mulchand, demand a hefty ransom, and then marry Anjali. He seeks assistance from his equally deadbeat-courier deliveryman, Ram Mishra, who wants to wed tall and pretty Manpreet Oberoi, and both book a room in Pan Pacific Hotel. However, Murphy's Law and a host of assorted characters get involved - resulting in hilarious and uncontrollable chaos.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Priyadarshan
Production: Eros Entertainment
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.2
NOT RATED
Year:
2009
162 min
$1,000,000
Website
2,061 Views


"Hearts unite with each other,

they are very sensible."

"They always fall for beauty."

"Please stand up.

"Please stand up".

"Everyone, pleasest and up in respect."

"The beauty is here,

all those in love salute them."

"Please stand up.

"Please stand up".

"Everyone, please stand up in respect."

"The beauty is here,

all those in love salute them."

Boss, I know where she is.

Where is she?

I found this in office.

It's a credit card bill.

She has spent money in the hotel.

That vixen must be there. Yes.

Then, why don't you go

and get her back?

Guests are arriving from

India for the marriage.

If they ask where is that vixen,

what will I say?

I'll tell her that she's gone to

the temple for praying.

The marriage is on the 12th.

And, I want my daughter back

home before that. That's all.

Once I find that vixen...

It's okay, if she agrees

to come home.

Otherwise, I'll kill her right there.

So, shall we go?

- Where to?

To bring that vixen back.

How dare you call my daughter a vixen?

I thought that's her name.

Dear, bow to him.

Bless you, dear.

We're so fortunate that

you attended the marriage.

Your presence has

added to my grandeur...

...otherwise, this marriage

would've felt incomplete.

Just bless us.

- Don't worry, everything will be fine.

Here's the key to your room.

I'll get the function organised.

Fine Brother,

we'll get fresh until then.

Look, look...

Wait. Where are you

running off too?

Look.

That's Manpreet.

- Who's Manpreet?

The one wearing the white dress.

Okay...

That tall woman.

Yes, I may not get a better

opportunity to meet her.

I suggest, that you get

China Town's number...

...from the directory and call Mamu.

I'll be back in a moment.

I'm not talking to him. - Go.

- I'm not... - Are you mad?

Mummy, shall I go?

- Okay.

Hello, Mamu.

My name is Nitin.

- Nitin? Who?

I'm Ram's friend.

That Ramayan one?

- No, not the Ramayan one... the courier boy.

Yes, I know him.

Tell me, what do you want?

It's very urgent.

But Ram said that only

you can do it.

What do you want?

What do you want?

Yes, I...

I need a corpse.

What? Corpse?

Whose?

- Anyone's will do?

But he should be fair,

should be 6ft tall.

Should have good muscles, firm body.

And yes, he should

have small hair, Mamu.

The type of dead body

you're asking for...

...we'll have to look for it.

Then, we'll have to beat him.

Then kill him.

And, if you want small hair...

...then, we'll get him

a hair cut after killing him.

And, it'll cost you

and will take time.

Think about it.

- Don't worry about the money.

I can pay any price.

And yes, we'll need an advance

before taking the order.

Yes, we'll pay you that.

Tell me how much you want,

I'll have it delivered.

Where are you right now?

Fine. - My man will be there,

give him 10,000.

And the rest, after delivery of body.

- Okay. Remember that.

Hey, how will my man recognise you?

When he arrives,

I'll tell him it's me.

What are you worried about?

No, no he hasn't seen you...

...so, how will he recognise you?

Give me a symbol.

Oh, that.

How will he recognise me?

I know, tell him I'll be

waiting outside the hotel...

...holding a white orchid in my hand.

Okay. And he has to say in my ears...

..."I'm Mamu's man, I'm Mamu's man".

I'll understand.

Fine, you stand outside the hotel.

And, keep waving the flower.

My man will recognise you, okay.

Idiot.

- Sorry.

$21, sir.

- Thank you.

Taxi.

Will you go to the railway station?

Temple.

Church.

Then, what's this piece of crap for?

Are you sure this is the hotel?

Boss, there's just one pan pacific

in Singapore. This one.

Which room? Which room?

Come on, pick up the luggage.

Come on.

We don't need to pick up

the luggage.

There are people to do

that in such hotels.

Come on, let's go.

Come on.

Why is he holding a flower?

In such big hotels, guests

are welcomed with a flower.

Really? It's a good way to

extract money from people.

There's that scoundrel.

Catch him, catch him.

- Stop! Stop!

Stop... catch him.

Where did he go?

Where did he go?

Boss, he's inside.

These stairs are meant for climbing up?

- Yes. - Come on. - I'm Boss.

Follow him. - Okay, Boss.

- "De Dana Dan."

"De Dana Dan."

"De Dana Dan."

"De Dana Dan."

Come on.

Hey, stop, you rabbit!

Where are you running to! Stop!

Stop! Oh, my!

"De Dana Dan."

Who is it?

Hey, find him...

Boss.

Where did he go?

I don't know where he fled to?

He was right before meat the corner.

So, did he dig a tunnel

and run away?

Stupid.

So, shall we check all the rooms?

Whose room will you check?

If you enter anyone's

room without a reason...

...they'll beat you black and blue.

Get that...

He was holding these flowers, isn't it?

- Yes.

The scoundrel.

That rascal must be in this room.

In this room.

Open up.

I think he's not alone.

There's someone else with him.

I don't care.

My daughter's inside, and

I'll take her back with me.

Open it.

- Who is it?

I... I'll break open this door.

If anyone comes out,

pounce on him.

Come on, surround me.

Surround me. - Come on.

Why you...

Who are you?

Lamba, I'll not spare you.

Where's the rascal?

- Kamini is in the bathroom getting ready.

Are you getting dressed

for your father's funeral?

Come you, you rascal.

You dare pull on my towel.

Get out.

Run.

Run.

Who was that scoundrel?

Catch him.

Security, this is paramjeet Singh Lamba...

...Indian ambassador.

A terrorist has barged in my room.

I left the door open.

Who could've closed it?

You had ordered for tea.

Keep it there and leave.

Why do they always come

when I'm having a bath?

Hello.

What are you staring at?

You've kept the tea, now get lost.

Call me when you're done.

For clearing the tray.

I'll pay your money tomorrow.

It's afternoon now.

Yes, its not morning any more.

So, call me tomorrow.

But, where should I come

to collect the money?

Call me tomorrow morning.

I'll tell you tomorrow.

I'll switch off the phone

until I don't get the money.

Which fool invented the mobile?

I'll lock the cell-phone in it.

"De Dana Dan."

"De Dana Dan."

There's a limit to tolerance.

Anyone's barging inside the hotel.

Barging inside the room,

beating people up.

Is this a hotel, or a circus?

Call the police right now.

I'll call the commissioner right away.

Sir, if you call the police,

it'll defame our hotel.

Then look for him in every room.

Sir, there are more than 400 rooms.

If we take you to every room...

...and, keep asking "Is he the one?".

Our guests will feel insulted.

He must be around somewhere?

Do you know what he looks like?

He vanished into thin air in a jiffy.

He looked like a wildhog

with a moustache.

If I see that moustache anywhere,

I'll recognise him.

If you spot him anywhere,

please inform us,

He will not walk out of here on

his two feet, we assure you that.

Boss, come here. If we fall in

their trap, we'll be in trouble.

Nobody will recognise me

if I shave off my moustache.

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Priyadarshan

Priyadarshan (born Priyadarshan Soman Nair; 30 January 1957) is an Indian film director, producer, and screenwriter. In a career spanning over three decades, he has directed more than 90 films in various Indian languages, predominantly in Malayalam and Hindi, while also having done six films in Tamil and two in Telugu. Priyadarshan began his career in Malayalam cinema in the early 1980s and was active throughout the 1980s and 1990s. Towards 2000s, he moved to Bollywood (Hindi cinema) and was active throughout the decade. He has done about 26 films in Hindi alone, the highest number of films done by any Bollywood director after David Dhawan. In 2013, he announced that Rangrezz would be his last Hindi film for a while and shifted focus to Malayalam cinema.Best known for his comedy films, Priyadrshan has also experimented with some action and thriller films. His collaborations with Mohanlal were highly popular in Malayalam cinema during the 1980s and 1990s, with most notable films being Poochakkoru Mookkuthi, Mazha Peyyunnu Maddalam Kottunnu, Thalavattam, Vellanakalude Nadu, Chithram, Vandanam, Kilukkam, Abhimanyu, Mithunam, Thenmavin Kombath, and Kala Pani. Other Malayalam actors he frequently collaborate are: Kuthiravattam Pappu, Jagathy Sreekumar, Innocent, Nedumudi Venu, Sreenivasan, Sukumari, Mukesh and Mammukoya. Priyadarshan was one of the first directors in India to introduce rich color grading, clear sound and quality dubbing through his early Malayalam films. He is known for adapting stories from Malayalam films into Bollywood, from his own work as well as other films. Most notable such Bollywood films include Hera Pheri, Hungama, Hulchul, Garam Masala, Bhagam Bhag, Chup Chup Ke, Dhol, and Bhool Bhulaiyaa. His multiple collaborations in Hindi include Tabu, Paresh Rawal, Akshay Kumar, Akshaye Khanna, and Suniel Shetty. In 2007, his Tamil film Kanchivaram won the National Film Award for Best Feature Film. In 2012, the Government of India honoured him with Padma Shri, India's fourth highest civilian award for his contribution towards the arts. Priyadarshan has also directed many advertisement films. His most popular commercials are for Coca-Cola, American Express, Nokia, Parker Pens, Asian Paints, Kinley and Max New York Life Insurance. more…

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