Dead of the Nite Page #4

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Actually starting to piss me off!

I'll give him a call and see

Off!

I'll give him a call and see where he is.

I'll give him a call and see where he is.

Voice mail.

Where he is. Voice mail.

I'm gonna kill him.

Voice mail. I'm gonna kill him.

All I ask for is a little

I'm gonna kill him.

All I ask for is a little professionalism.

All I ask for is a little professionalism.

Is that too much to ask?

Professionalism. Is that too much to ask?

I mean, how many times have I

Is that too much to ask? I mean, how many

times have I told him if he doesn't get his

I mean, how many times have I told him if he

doesn't get his f***ing ass here, I'm going

Told him if he doesn't get his

f***ing ass here, I'm going to...

F***ing ass here,

I'm going to...

To... Right,

guys.

Right, guys.

The plan is, when we get there,

Right, guys. The plan is, when we get

there, do links outside about the

The plan is, when we get there, do links

outside about the history, the curse, the

Do links outside about the history, the

curse, the sightings of Jeffrey heath and

History, the curse, the sightings of

Jeffrey heath and the kids, et cetera.

Sightings of Jeffrey heath and the kids,

et cetera. Then, Jas, you set up all the

The kids, et cetera. Then, Jas, you set

up all the cacti inside before we do our

Then, Jas, you set up all the cacti

inside before we do our walk-Through.

CCTV inside before we do our walk-Through.

Okay?

Walk-Through.

Okay? Okay.

- Okay? Okay.

- Yay.

Okay. Yay.

As you can see,

ladies and gentlemen, we are now

As you can see, ladies and gentlemen,

we are now approaching today's location,

Gentlemen, we are now approaching today's

location, the magnificent Jericho manor,

Approaching today's location, the magnificent

Jericho manor, considered by many to be one of

The magnificent Jericho manor, considered by many

to be one of if notered by many to be one of

Considered by many to be one of if notered

by many to be one of the most haunted

If notered by many to be one of the

most haunted building in the southeast.

The most haunted building in the

southeast. Hey, Jas, keep the camera high

Building in the southeast. Hey,

Jas, keep the camera high up.

Hey, Jas, keep the camera high up.

It'll catch my double chin.

Up. It'll catch my double chin.

Some hope.

- It'll catch my double chin.

- Some hope.

- Some hope.

- Come here after dark.

Come here after dark.

Do you understand me?!

Come here after dark.

Do you understand me?! Do you understand?!!

Do you understand me?!

Do you understand?!! Yes.

Do you understand?!!

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yep. Yes.

Yes. Yep. Yes.

Sweet.

What's wrong with you, you

What's wrong with you,

you p*ssy?

What's wrong with you, you p*ssy?

It's just a...

p*ssy?

It's just a... y-You crept.

It's just a... y-You crept.

You shouldn't walk about all

Y-You crept.

You shouldn't walk about all stealth-Like.

You shouldn't walk about all stealth-Like.

Where you been, Paul?

Stealth-Like. Where you been, Paul?

Oh, banging some bird.

Where you been, Paul?

Oh, banging some bird. You're late.

Oh, banging some bird.

You're late. Oh, whatever.

You're late. Oh, whatever.

Where are the walkies and the

Oh, whatever.

Where are the walkies and the torches?

Where are the walkies and the torches?

Well, I ain't got them.

Torches? Well, I ain't got them.

I thought you had all the

Well, I ain't got them.

I thought you had all the gadgets.

I thought you had all the gadgets.

Oh, yeah, E.M.F. Readers,

Gadgets. Oh, yeah, E.M.F. Readers,

thermal imagers, that sort of

Oh, yeah, E.M.F. Readers,

thermal imagers, that sort of stuff.

Thermal imagers, that sort of stuff.

Oh, sh*t.

Stuff. Oh, sh*t.

You really are f***ing useless,

Oh, sh*t.

You really are f***ing useless, aren't you?

You really are f***ing useless, aren't you?

Useless?

Aren't you? Useless?

You show me someone who can rig

Useless? You show me someone who can

rig this place top to bottom with

You show me someone who can rig this

place top to bottom with motion-Sensored,

This place top to bottom with

motion-Sensored, face-Recognition cameras.

Motion-Sensored, face-Recognition cameras.

Face-Recognition cameras?

Face-Recognition cameras. Face-Recognition

cameras? How'd you get this, though, on

Face-Recognition cameras?

How'd you get this, though, on our budget?

How'd you get this, though, on our budget?

I know a guy who specializes

Our budget?

I know a guy who specializes in them.

I know a guy who specializes in them.

How do you know a guy who

In them. How do you know a guy who

specializes in cacti equipment?

How do you know a guy who specializes

in cacti equipment? One word...

specializes in cacti equipment?

One word... "dungeons & dragons."

One word... "dungeons & dragons."

"Dungeons & dragons."

uh... that's two words, you twat.

Uh... that's two words,

you twat. My god, you're such a geek.

Uh... that's two words, you twat. My god,

you're such a geek. It's your fault about the

My god, you're such a geek.

It's your fault about the walkies.

It's your fault about the walkies.

Give me that camera back.

Walkies. Give me that camera back.

And it's three words, penis.

Do you think this hairstyle makes me

look fat?

- Makes me look fat?

- Oh, hello, Paul.

Oh, hello, Paul.

Where the hell have you been?

Oh, hello, Paul.

Where the hell have you been? Oh, not now.

Where the hell have you been?

Oh, not now. Go on, then. Tell them.

Oh, not now. Go on, then.

Tell them. Tell us what?

Go on, then. Tell them. Tell us what?

Dickwad here has forgotten

Tell us what? Dickwad here has

forgotten the walkie-talkies.

Dickwad here has forgotten the

walkie-Talkies. Oh, and the torches.

The walkie-Talkies. Oh, and the torches.

Why don't we use our cameras

Oh, and the torches. Why don't we use our

cameras for light and call each other on

Why don't we use our cameras for light

and call each other on our phones?

What the... My battery's dead.

Jason?

My battery's dead.

Jason? Mine, too.

Jason? Mine, too.

I don't understand.

Mine, too. I don't understand.

It was fully charged this

I don't understand.

It was fully charged this morning.

It was fully charged this morning.

It'll be the spirits.

Morning. It'll be the spirits.

They can do that... Draw on the

It'll be the spirits. They can do that...

Draw on the powers to feed their own.

They can do that... Draw on the powers to

feed their own. We must be dealing with

Powers to feed their own. We must be dealing

with something very strong if they've

We must be dealing with something very strong

if they've already taken all the power.

Something very strong if they've already taken

all the power. Makes you wonder what they'll

Already taken all the power.

Makes you wonder what they'll take next.

Makes you wonder what they'll take next.

Ah, brilliant.

Take next. Ah, brilliant.

Where'd you find Looney tunes,

Ah, brilliant.

Where'd you find Looney tunes, honey?

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