Dead of the Nite Page #5

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Where'd you find Looney tunes, honey?

And what the f*** are you

Honey?

And what the f*** are you filming for?

And what the f*** are you filming for?

Oh, enough, Paul.

Filming for? Oh, enough, Paul.

Well, she's wasting the

Oh, enough, Paul. Well, she's wasting

the battery and more f***ing film.

Well, she's wasting the battery and

more f***ing film. I said enough!

Battery and more f***ing film.

I said enough! Come on, darling.

I said enough! Come on, darling.

Put the camera down.

Come on, darling. Put the camera down.

Put the camera down. Oh, what the f***?

It's over here.

Sh*t!

It's over here.

Sh*t! What's wrong?

Sh*t! What's wrong?

Fuse box.

What's wrong? Fuse box.

- Fuse box.

- It...

It...

What are you stuttering

It... What are you stuttering about,

you Muppet?

What are you stuttering about, you Muppet?

Well, can we fix it?

About, you Muppet? Well, can we fix it?

I don't think we're supposed

Well, can we fix it?

I don't think we're supposed to.

I don't think we're supposed to.

Well, are you saying it's

To. Well,

are you saying it's been done deliberately?

Well, are you saying it's been done

deliberately? What would he know?

Been done deliberately? What would he know?

Hey, guys, don't look at me.

What would he know? Hey, guys, don't

look at me. You're the only who knew the

Hey, guys, don't look at me. You're the

only who knew the fuse box was down here.

You're the only who knew the fuse

box was down here. Oh, come on.

Fuse box was down here. Oh, come on.

Anything could have happened,

Oh, come on. Anything could have happened,

and you know it.

Anything could have happened, and you

know it. I mean, look at that thing.

And you know it. I mean, look at that

thing. It's at least a hundred years

I mean, look at that thing.

It's at least a hundred years old.

It's at least a hundred years old.

Probably with all our equipment

Old. Probably with all our equipment

charging, we overloaded it.

Probably with all our equipment charging,

we overloaded it. He's got a point.

Charging, we overloaded it.

He's got a point. Geez.

He's got a point. Geez.

Next, you'll be telling me it

Geez. Next,

you'll be telling me it was the spirits.

Okay. Well, why don't we split up

and before we do the links get some

Well, why don't we split up and before

we do the links get some stuff on tape?

Ready?

We're very excited today to introduce...

We're very excited today to introduce...

Cut.

Introduce... Cut.

Sorry.

Cut. Sorry.

Some of the auto focus on these

Sorry. Some of the auto focus

on these cameras are gone.

Some of the auto focus on

these cameras are gone. What?

Cameras are gone.

What? Two secs.

What? Two secs.

Don't blame me.

Two secs. Don't blame me.

Blame the budget.

Don't blame me.

Blame the budget. There we go.

Blame the budget. There we go.

And back to your marker.

There we go. And back to your marker.

Ready to go?

And back to your marker.

Ready to go? Ready.

Ready to go? Ready.

We're very excited today to

Ready. We're very excited today to

introduce to all our viewers our

We're very excited today to introduce to all

our viewers our new psychic, Sheila cage.

Introduce to all our viewers our new psychic,

Sheila cage. So, Sheila, tell us a little

New psychic, Sheila cage. So, Sheila,

tell us a little about yourself.

So, Sheila, tell us a little about

yourself. My name is Sheila, and I am

About yourself.

My name is Sheila, and I am psychic.

My name is Sheila, and I am psychic.

Cut.

Psychic. Cut.

Sheila, I realize you're a

Cut. Sheila,

I realize you're a little nervous.

Sheila, I realize you're a little nervous.

I need you to be a little more,

Little nervous.

I need you to be a little more, um...

I need you to be a little more, um...

animated?

Um... animated?

Yes, exactly... Animated.

Animated? Yes, exactly... Animated.

You see, our viewers expect a

Yes, exactly... Animated.

You see, our viewers expect a little drama.

You see, our viewers expect a little drama.

You know, theatrics?

Little drama. You know, theatrics?

Something to stop them from

You know, theatrics? Something to stop

them from clicking the "stop" button and

Something to stop them from clicking the

"stop" button and starting to watch a monkey

Clicking the "stop" button and starting

to watch a monkey skateboarding.

Starting to watch a monkey skateboarding.

Do you mean sell my soul to

Skateboarding.

Do you mean sell my soul to the devil?

Do you mean sell my soul to the devil?

I happen to take my gift very

The devil?

I happen to take my gift very seriously.

I happen to take my gift very seriously.

And rightfully so.

Seriously. And rightfully so.

But, you see, so do I.

And rightfully so. But, you see,

so do I. And if I'm ever gonna get on

But, you see, so do I. And if I'm ever gonna

get on television, I need to shine, and

And if I'm ever gonna get on television, I

need to shine, and so do the people around me.

Television, I need to shine,

and so do the people around me. Understand?

So do the people around me.

Understand? Perfectly.

Understand?

Perfectly. Ladies?

Perfectly. Ladies?

I'm ready when you are.

Ladies?

I'm ready when you are. Okay.

I'm ready when you are. Okay.

Just go from "tell us about

Okay.

Just go from "tell us about yourself."

Just go from "tell us about yourself."

So, Sheila, tell us a little

Yourself." So, Sheila, tell

us a little about yourself.

So, Sheila, tell us a

little about yourself. Hi.

About yourself. Hi.

My name's Sheila, and I've had

Hi. My name's Sheila,

and I've had the gift since I was 12.

My name's Sheila, and I've had the gift

since I was 12. I'm what they call

The gift since I was 12. I'm what they call

"clairaudient," which means I

I'm what they call "clairaudient,"

which means I hear spirits communicate with

"Clairaudient," which means I

hear spirits communicate with me.

Hear spirits communicate with me.

So, we're here, in the

Me. So, we're here,

in the infamous Jericho manor.

So, we're here, in the infamous Jericho

manor. Are you picking up on anything?

- Infamous Jericho manor.

- Are you picking up on anything?

- Are you picking up on anything?

- I'm starting to hear the

I'm starting to

hear the presence of a man.

I'm starting to hear the presence of a man.

Is there a name?

Presence of a man.

Is there a name? No, not yet.

Is there a name? No, not yet.

But it keeps saying to me, "it

No, not yet. But it keeps saying to me,

"it was all my fault."

But it keeps saying to me,

"it was all my fault." What was his fault?

Was all my fault."

What was his fault? I'm not sure yet.

What was his fault?

I'm not sure yet. Say that again.

- You... You okay?

- Don't touch me.

- Don't touch me.

- Is that the

Me. Is that

the type of thing you wanted?

Is that the type of

thing you wanted? F***ing brilliant.

This place really gives me the

heebie-jeebies.

The heebie-jeebies.

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