Deadpool 2 Page #9

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- Bye, Yukio!

What do you get

when you take

eight feet of chrome...

one pinch of courage...

a cup of good luck...

a dab of racism...

a splash of diabetes...

and a wheelbarrow

full of stage four cancer?

Answer:
a family.

See? I didn't lie

what kind of film this was.

If there's anything

you take away today...

other than the need to Google,

"What the f*** is dubstep?"...

it's that we all need

to belong to someone.

How something so small generates

enough energy

to reverse time is...

Oh, just fix it, Eleven,

or I'll take it

to the Genius Bar.

Cable's gonna kill you

when he finds out.

Never heard of him.

Why do you think

I'm helping him?

The Lord works

in mysterious ways,

don't I? A good day.

Bye, Wade!

Bye, Yukio!

That was probably a bad idea.

What have we done?

I hope we sharpened

the cream cheese spreader.

I'll be right back!

We're definitely naming

our kid Cher!

Whoo!

Peter!

Whoo! X-Force!

Walk away! Just walk away!

But we're X-Force!

Nope! We're not,

there's no X-Force!

All right, well,

this has been pretty scary!

Go home, Sugarbear. Go home.

Okay. Will you give

Domino my email?

Wade, is that you?

I guess Stryker finally

figured out how to shut you up.

Hey! It's me! Don't scratch!

Just cleaning up the timelines!

Love you!

Welcome to the big leagues, kid.

You're welcome, Canada.

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